Yes. There are, in fact, an infinity of eighty-something year - #81664791 added by grimmapple at Well, shit

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... Somewhere out there, an eighty-something year old, six and a half foot tall SPARTAN-I Orbital Drop Shock Trooper under the employ of the Office of Naval Intelligence, conqueror of Insurrectionists, slayer of genocidal extraterrestrials, a man with nothing to lose and whose entire life has been nothing but a hailstorm of **** has been writing my entire ****** life?

Seems legit. Explains much.

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(01/23/2013)[-]

Yes. There are, in fact, an infinity of eighty-something year old, six and a half foot tall SPARTAN-I Orbital Drop Shock Troopers under the employ of the Office of Naval Intelligence, conqueror of Insurrectionists, slayer of genocidal extraterrestrials, men with nothing to lose and whose entire lives have been nothing but a hailstorm of **** that write your entire life story, should we accept the Multiverse theory as true.