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#291 - raamageddon (01/23/2013) [-]
... Somewhere out there, an eighty-something year old, six and a half foot tall SPARTAN-I Orbital Drop Shock Trooper under the employ of the Office of Naval Intelligence, conqueror of Insurrectionists, slayer of genocidal extraterrestrials, a man with nothing to lose and whose entire life has been nothing but a hailstorm of **** has been writing my entire ****** life?

Seems legit. Explains much.
#340 to #291 - grimmapple (01/23/2013) [-]
Yes. There are, in fact, an infinity of eighty-something year old, six and a half foot tall SPARTAN-I Orbital Drop Shock Troopers under the employ of the Office of Naval Intelligence, conqueror of Insurrectionists, slayer of genocidal extraterrestrials, men with nothing to lose and whose entire lives have been nothing but a hailstorm of 						****					 that write your entire life story, should we accept the Multiverse theory as true.
Yes. There are, in fact, an infinity of eighty-something year old, six and a half foot tall SPARTAN-I Orbital Drop Shock Troopers under the employ of the Office of Naval Intelligence, conqueror of Insurrectionists, slayer of genocidal extraterrestrials, men with nothing to lose and whose entire lives have been nothing but a hailstorm of **** that write your entire life story, should we accept the Multiverse theory as true.
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User avatar #295 to #291 - bitchplzzz (01/23/2013) [-]
Its a joke, sunshine.
#297 to #295 - raamageddon (01/23/2013) [-]
I... Know that? I was playing along...
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