Smartass motherfucker. . When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time- out where they' d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like Smartass motherfucker When I was in preschool there this really weird system of time- out where they' d put you giant plastic bucket sort like
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Smartass motherfucker

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-
out where they' d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this
one:
And the rule was you couldn' t leave the bucket fer ten minutes.
In case you didn' t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a
difficult child" which is code fer "walking entity of sass" so I was in
the timeout bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket fer thirty minutes- and I thought that
was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body
repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the
hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot
meeting to freedom in the timeout bucket. The teachers were
furious and I said, "Hey, I never left the bucket"
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said,
Well, he never left the bucket."
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Views: 13874 Submitted: 01/22/2013