Smartass motherfucker. . When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time- out where they' d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like
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Smartass motherfucker

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-
out where they' d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this
one:
And the rule was you couldn' t leave the bucket fer ten minutes.
In case you didn' t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a
difficult child" which is code fer "walking entity of sass" so I was in
the timeout bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket fer thirty minutes- and I thought that
was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body
repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the
hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot
meeting to freedom in the timeout bucket. The teachers were
furious and I said, "Hey, I never left the bucket"
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said,
Well, he never left the bucket."
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User avatar #8 - arkadia (01/23/2013) [-]
"Walking entity of sass" Is in my resume as a personal description.
User avatar #3 - lordlolland (01/23/2013) [-]
I was just send to the principal's office.
I spend more time there than he did.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mrnoodlez (01/23/2013) [-]
Same, and when he was gone I would look through his stuff and steal candy and confiscated items that he was hiding in his drawer.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lordlolland (01/23/2013) [-]
You sound an awful lot like me.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cymruambyth (01/23/2013) [-]
maybe he is you
User avatar #9 to #6 - lordlolland (01/23/2013) [-]
O.O You think so?
#11 to #9 - John Cena (01/23/2013) [-]
Yea, you're both faggots.
#16 - thetattooedone (01/23/2013) [-]
Happened to mom's friend.
>Shannon in 3rd grade.
>Teach ask student to write initials on board.
>Shannon writes ASS.
>Teach is pissed, hauls Shannon to principals office, calls mom
>Mom is all wtf?
>Teach tells her
>Mom gets pissed "HER NAME IS ALTA SHANNON SINGLETON, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!"

True story. (IDK what happened after that. I'm sorry.)
#15 - checkerthief (01/23/2013) [-]
Scooting to freedom
Scooting to freedom
#14 - zsabber (01/23/2013) [-]
scootaloo in a bucket inbound

inb4 redthumbs
User avatar #17 - BerryLicious (01/23/2013) [-]
I was generally well behaved at school. I learned that if you behaved, you could get away with murder. Needless to say, I pulled off some of the best pranks at my school and never got caught, as I was never suspected.
#13 - xnotcreative (01/23/2013) [-]
Hmm... no Gecko gif yet?

Good, we still have time to build a barricade to protect this content from that adorable gecko licking a Cheerio.
User avatar #12 - iizsimon (01/23/2013) [-]
scoot scoot
User avatar #10 - nucularwar (01/23/2013) [-]
I think I'm Canadian at heart. The only time I ever got in trouble in elementary school was when someone punched me in the side, and we worked out our differences and both got punished.
#2 - traveller (01/23/2013) [-]
I had one of those ******* toy buckets
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User avatar #1 - mattdoggy (01/23/2013) [-]
We had the same thing
except we had to press our nose against a circle on the wall the whole ten minute period
if we stopped even for a second we got spanked and had to start over with an extra five minutes on our time
if you cried they'd spank you until you stopped crying (like that would ever work)
my parents told me i came home every day crying and they never knew why
the daycare owner was a terrible person....
i'm a 6ft3 225lb man with a beard and a muscular physique
if and when i see her in town from time to time i still tear up and hide from her
a ton of other kids in my town went through the same crap
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