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Breadsticks

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#36 - asasqw
Reply +146
(01/23/2013) [-]
1. Bread sticks
2. Sell bread sticks
3. ?????
5. Pay your way into sex
#51 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
it's

> Bread sticks
> Get Infinite bread sticks
> Sell bread sticks for infinite money.
> Slap this faggot poster
#65 to #36 - asmodeu ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/23/2013) [-]
You can't really pay to have anyone you want. You can mostly pay for bitches.
And tell me how much money can you make in an entire lifetime off of Olive Garden breadsticks ? First of all, it's the product of some company and it's not really okay to sell them.
Second - you have infinite breadsticks, but at what rate do they magically appear ? And where ? Can you choose where ? If not, you are going to need a supply line - trucks getting these to your store. It requires some management skills (which not everybody is up to)
Seeing as they never get stale, it might raise a problem regarding health (just as McDonlads). You may get a ******** of inspections until they find out the source - where they magically appear.
Then, the government may move in on you (FBI, CIA) , study you, maybe keep you in for interrogations. You may never get to see the light of day until they get what they want. Then it becomes THEIR bread and you're left with nothing.
#152 to #65 - admiralen ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/23/2013) [-]
in the end you can get sex for money from everyone, you just have to be creative, like pay people to fire them or **** so theyre in a rough spot, then you make your move and make it so they only have one choice
#145 to #36 - hazardousfool
Reply +6
(01/23/2013) [-]
#88 to #36 - masturbed
Reply +22
(01/23/2013) [-]
1.Have sex whit Bill Gates for 24h
2.Film 10 films with him.
3.Sell films for his wife.
4.???
5.Pay your way into bread stick heaven.
#7 - wertologist
Reply +77
(01/23/2013) [-]
In a joking sense I would choose bread sticks, but in a serious sense I would choose bread sticks
#8 - whitcher
Reply +66
(01/23/2013) [-]
Well the breadsticks are soft and hot...
Well the breadsticks are soft and hot...
#184 to #8 - gardenmanly
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
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#193 to #8 - silverlance
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
#216 to #8 - SHAMU
Reply +1
(01/23/2013) [-]
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#28 to #8 - albinodogcrap
Reply +2
(01/23/2013) [-]
#4 - onionbubs
Reply +57
(01/22/2013) [-]
well, I was gonna choose breadsticks to have sex with anyhow...
#158 - hemming
Reply +25
(01/23/2013) [-]
Have sex with rich person
Bill Gates or some ****
Film it
Demand enourmous ransom to not post on the internet / send to Media
???
Infinite Breadsticks to have sex with.
#187 to #158 - anon
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
If you're spending all the money on breadsticks anyway. Was it worth it to have sex with bill gates when you could of just have gotten the breadsticks to begin with?
#204 to #187 - hemming
Reply +1
(01/23/2013) [-]
I could choose either Breadsticks or Sex with Bill Gates and Breadsticks...
#159 to #158 - hemming
Reply +1
(01/23/2013) [-]
Besides, a "Life Time Supply" does not equal an Endless Supply.
#181 to #159 - kolpster
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
What if my life demands that much? Then it is.
#113 - xoyv
Reply +22
(01/23/2013) [-]
...hold on now
so, sex with anyone?
does that basically boil down to anyone in the real world?
could i sex a fictional character?
could i sex a HUMANIZATION of a fictional character?




breadsticks
#164 - BigSammy
Reply +17
(01/23/2013) [-]
> Acquire breadsticks   
> Find female   
> "I'll give you a ******** of breadsticks if you have sex with me."   
> Offer is obviously irresistible   
> Have sex   
> Repeat with other women   
> ???   
> Profit
> Acquire breadsticks
> Find female
> "I'll give you a ******** of breadsticks if you have sex with me."
> Offer is obviously irresistible
> Have sex
> Repeat with other women
> ???
> Profit
#128 - gothiczombie
Reply +17
(01/23/2013) [-]
breadsticks stay hot so i could turn them into an unlimited source of power
breadsticks are unlimited so i can use them to end world hunger
i could sell the breadsticks as edible insulation, mattress stuffing and breadsticks

so the real choice is between 24 hours of sex or solving the worlds problems and ruling as lord of all things...
TLDR:breadsticks
#134 to #128 - Marker ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
And if you solve all the worlds problems, chances are you'll be getting all the sex you want for far more than 24 hours.
#138 to #128 - sheperdofthestars
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
Well, except for the part about selling them. Because they'd be unlimited, demand would drop, and with it, their value.

Economics 101.
#141 to #138 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
demand wouldn't drop if you had a near monopoly on the source. Especially on disposable goods like food.
#147 to #141 - sheperdofthestars
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
But monopolies are illegal. So you'd go to jail.
#162 to #147 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
You wouldn't have an actual monopoly, you would only have a relative monopoly. There are plenty of places that sell breadsticks, and some that sell Olive Garden bread sticks, you would just have a way to mass produce them faster so you can sell for cheaper. Eventually they might run out of business, but you wouldn't go to jail for that. You can't even go to jail for monopolies at all, unless they were illegally obtained, you will just be prevented from acquiring other companies. Like Microsoft probably has enough money to buy out Apple, but they wouldn't be allowed to in order to promote free trade
#156 to #147 - pdizzlefoshizzle
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
Monopolies are illegal in certain parts of the world such as the US, so that's why you would move to another country and become the ruler of the land, then spread your power to other nations around the globe. Of course we all know that world peace can never be attained with the jews around.
#142 to #128 - chubberbrother
Reply 0
(01/23/2013) [-]
But then the government would take you out for solving the world's problems. In case you didn't know, they don't have problems, we do.
#239 to #128 - insulation
Reply 0
(02/15/2013) [-]
i am edible
#240 to #239 - gothiczombie
Reply 0
(02/15/2013) [-]
But are you breadsticks?
#84 - devilmay
Reply +15
(01/23/2013) [-]
Why not having sex with breadsticks?
#114 to #84 - xoyv
Reply -2
(01/23/2013) [-]
because you would ether need to be a female, have a pencil dick, or be into anal play
#72 - dugachug
Reply +15
(01/23/2013) [-]
trick question, obviously the breadsticks because bitches love olive garden breadsticks, therefore u will have choice number 1 with no time limit....and free breadsticks for yourself.
trick question, obviously the breadsticks because bitches love olive garden breadsticks, therefore u will have choice number 1 with no time limit....and free breadsticks for yourself.
#86 to #72 - kaboomz
Reply +1
(01/23/2013) [-]
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