liar. . Who are the biggest liars? Men or women? Women. . You got on heels..... You ain' t that tall! You got makeup on,,, Your Home don' t took we that! four t
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liar

Who are the biggest liars?
Men or women?
Women. .
You got on heels.....
You ain' t that tall!
You got makeup on,,,
Your Home don' t took we that!
four titties amt that big!
Everything about you is a No...
And you expet: rt me to tell the truth?
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#5 - tdizz (01/23/2013) [-]
i ******* love Chris Rock
User avatar #21 to #5 - ramrodaa (01/23/2013) [-]
The end of the original Abe Lincon Vampire Hunter book ends with MLK
#3 - iamthou ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
its called a wonderbra, because when you take it off, you wonder where her tits went,

******* ******** !

pic related: the book i got the quote from
User avatar #4 to #3 - sketchE (01/23/2013) [-]
tucker max is the kind of person i absolutely hate. but he is a ******* hilarious god among men
#1 - lakerman (01/22/2013) [-]
The truth is neither black or white, its multiple shades of gray



now i wait for people to post on 50 shades of gray
#22 to #1 - butterisgood (01/23/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#2 to #1 - lexivex ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
*cough*
#20 - Plagus (01/23/2013) [-]
Hey guise, why do women wear make up and perfume?   
   
Because they're ugly and smell bad hueheuheuhuheuehuehueheuheuheueueh
Hey guise, why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad hueheuheuhuheuehuehueheuheuheueueh
#7 - tazze (01/23/2013) [-]
#9 to #8 - tazze (01/23/2013) [-]
still funny tho
#10 to #9 - anon (01/23/2013) [-]
I can't be assed to do math to log in to Thumb OC. But I'll divide by half a ******* million to thumb this.

What ... am I DOING ... with MY LIFE?!
User avatar #6 - drosenblum (01/23/2013) [-]
"Men lie the most, women tell the worst lies. Men's lies are like, 'I was at Kenny's house.' Women's lies are like, 'It's your baby.'"
User avatar #14 - responsibletim (01/23/2013) [-]
"I didn't have 6 friends in highschool. I don't have 6 friends now!"
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