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Top til Rules of Heading
1. It' s okay to drink alene.
2. Vodka can be mixed with anything. including were veins.
3. In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the
water of life.
4. Drunken wards are either thoughts; listen carefully.
liven do samething really stupid. never blame it on the been er an
being drunk.
I If he/ she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.
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Never turn dawn a has drink or complain about its quality er brand.
10. Aleays stick around for ens more drink. That' s when things happen.
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User avatar #2 - specialxed (01/22/2013) [-]
you sir have given me lessons that need to be learned
User avatar #4 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
I prefer drinking by myself.
#3 - pineapplepeople ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
"No we gotta sleep out here, if we sleep out here they won't know we're drunk! Lay down and we'll sleep out here! If we go in there they'll know we're drunk! And, and we'll wake up [my little sisters]! Sleep! Sleep!!!" My drunk cousin at 5 am after a night of him drinking. rethink number 4.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Brian Cox approves.
User avatar #5 - occamsrazor (01/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I first started drinking by myself at the beginning of college, wasn't a big deal and never really got into the party thing and I don't drink very often but I do like good beer or vodka sometimes. And I'd rather smoke a bowl than take a few shots of anything anyway.
#8 to #7 - grandterskrasao (01/23/2013) [-]
was gonna correct you, but then i saw what you did there.
#11 - prodick (01/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And remember drinking is only 95% of the fun, atleast 1% is stacking the empty whatevers as high as possible
And remember drinking is only 95% of the fun, atleast 1% is stacking the empty whatevers as high as possible
#9 - peacerock (01/23/2013) [-]
solution to number 6
solution to number 6
User avatar #6 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
This is very true. I especially like number 2.
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