cancer. . I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) . 00 No. 136555904 year old Cousin is dyer Pplaying MM with my dad, he is the ultimate bro, taught me howto play duck hun Balls
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I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) . 00 No. 136555904
year old Cousin is dyer
Pplaying MM with my dad, he is the ultimate bro, taught me howto play duck hunt and howto pirate tildes games
decides he wants to play
Churns MM off
my hand
him to **** off
starts crying and runs out ofthe ream
laughs and tells me not to say things like that to my cousin
Spuddenly he busts back into the ream
Epicks up the MM
Hells me his mom told him he could borrow it
Outand up at the speed eta wheel skeleton
Ulrick him in the dick in cne swift motion
slows down, it' s the most surreal thing I have
flies into his ballsack, Wu can hear a crunching noise
falls to the floor
laughs at him
she crawls out ofthe ream
Churns out to be a bro a few years he admits he was a major dick
Shame he died last year.
I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) 0003 No. 136556109
Did he die ifthat kick to the balls?
I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) 0003 No. 136556130
Cancer
I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) . 07 No. 136556442
testicular cancer, obviously due to the kick in the balls
I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) . 07 No. 136556456
Ofthe balls?
I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) 0003 No. 136556489
Cancer ofthe balls?
Do yew kicks cause cancer er is it yew shoes?
Have Wu aver Icant yew shoes to anyone?
I Ananymous Cu/ 19/ 12( Thu) 0003 No. 136556549
Actually yes.
I refuse to
believe I did this
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#6 - abaraxus (01/23/2013) [-]
>wheel skeleton
#8 to #6 - herpi (01/23/2013) [-]
MAN **** THOSE THINGS
User avatar #1 - helterskeletor (01/22/2013) [-]
>speed of a wheel skelton
#5 to #1 - bendeman ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Replace spinzaku with wheel skele
Replace spinzaku with wheel skele
User avatar #10 to #5 - kandazz (01/23/2013) [-]
Dude, sauce?
User avatar #14 to #10 - bendeman ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
the anime or the shopped part?
User avatar #15 to #14 - kandazz (01/23/2013) [-]
Wait, so a lil anime girl didn't get kicked outa the hell of nowhere? I'm pretty disappointed.
#2 to #1 - jackthexiv ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
WHEEEL SKELETONS!
WHEEEL SKELETONS!
#7 to #4 - weirdoo (01/23/2013) [-]
Don't... Move.
User avatar #3 - noamk (01/22/2013) [-]
man, having the ability to cause ball cancer in a singe kick would be a pretty ******* awesome superpower.
you'd be the perfect assasin. your victims' deaths would occur long after you would be gone, and if you can cause malignant cancer and not just plain old beningn cancer, death wold be a gurantee.
User avatar #9 to #3 - bothemastaofall (01/23/2013) [-]
Too bad it would take a few years.

"Hey ballkicksingtonman, we need you to kill <insert crime lord here> before he orders the delivery of superatomic-megatronictonton bomb to Manhattenstan."
"On it sir!"
*several swift kicks later*
"Alright I've done my part! Guess you could say I put his balls to the wall!"
"Great, so he's dead?"
"Nooo. He dies of cancer in a few years. Stall him until then."
#11 to #9 - halemeister **User deleted account** (01/23/2013) [-]
&gt;Manhattenstan
>Manhattenstan
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User avatar #16 - pelicanplank (01/23/2013) [-]
Wheel skeletons. They're everywhere.
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