Oh 4Chan you German dog you. I love you. 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf: drunk thread we 19 we to party at fire pit in weed dont lie to me
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33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (WI 3/ 12( Thu) 13: 28: 57 No. Replies: :iaf:
drunk thread
we 19
we to party at fire pit in weeds
rreally dark out
squeaking in german accent all night fer reason
ram really drunk
yhave full beard We been workin en fer like 4 months
idrink Hier morgans
pstart yelling all the german words i know at top of my lungs
everyone finds it funny
yin german accent approach 8./ 10 chick with a ****** pick up line
pit works
wrap her ass and make out with heffer like IONIC; minutes
iwonder offtank to other people, still in accent
any approaches me
ways i made em with his girlfriend
ssorry mein friend., i was not aware
tthis guy is really ****** drunk
Hm gonna kill you we stupid nan faggot
weer girlfriend did not think i was a waggot
Makes a swing at me
Hide step him
wrap thick wooden leg
him en head with it
we falls down and smacks his face affa rock
pi run away as i hear sameone calling 911
gget home. shave beard
west of summer everyone i know is talking bearded german guy and heather' re gonna beat his ass ifthey find him
wmm
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#11 - mcbee (01/22/2013) [-]
"Iz fine evryone, he vas just a Jew."
"Iz fine evryone, he vas just a Jew."
#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
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#37 to #20 - Rascal (01/22/2013) [-]
ha good one! but do you know about the 3 yankees that walked into a Kar?
my german grandfather told me about them :D
#47 - xsap (01/22/2013) [-]
>girlfriend make out with a strange guy
>get mad at the guy for not magically knowing she had a boyfriend
>dat logic
User avatar #98 to #47 - ilikebigdick (01/23/2013) [-]
Alcohol does crazy things to a man
#56 to #47 - Rascal (01/22/2013) [-]
It pointed out he was also really drunk though.
User avatar #54 to #47 - luiselvergas (01/22/2013) [-]
trust me you would've reacted the same way
User avatar #67 to #54 - toosexyforyou (01/23/2013) [-]
i have thought about this and what i would do. whether the guy knew i was her boyfriend or not wouldnt matter to me, i would only confront my girl and most likely break it off in like 5 seconds.
User avatar #81 to #67 - luiselvergas (01/23/2013) [-]
yeah that's what you tell yourself while you are in a normal state but if you saw your girl making out with some dude you would've flipped **** and beat that guy up and then break up with the hoe
User avatar #124 to #81 - vishnapalm (01/23/2013) [-]
I wholeheartedly concur with you
User avatar #86 to #81 - toosexyforyou (01/23/2013) [-]
hmmm hopefully I'm tested with this then, I really think that I have the self control to not get mad at the guy
#65 to #47 - englman (01/23/2013) [-]
Does anyone ever actually get mad at the girl like they should?..
#2 - xturboxx (01/22/2013) [-]
It's the perfect crime
#61 - warlockrichard (01/22/2013) [-]
your real name isn't kyle by chance is it?
your real name isn't kyle by chance is it?
User avatar #103 to #61 - camwilskel (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh god I love that picture
#90 to #61 - creepyunclebob (01/23/2013) [-]
What always bothers me about this picture is that Kyle is apparently somewhere between 5' and 6'8 or so.
#23 - walhor (01/22/2013) [-]
Old but nazi gold
Old but nazi gold
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#118 - shreddddzd (01/23/2013) [-]
>Go home   
>keep beard   
>Buy fake blood and/or other suitable accessories   
>make it look like you got punched in face with blood on the corner of mouth/nose ect   
>take photo of self apparently knocked out on street somewhere   
>shave beard and clean up self   
>show people photo and tell them you spotted the guy on the street and beat the 			****		 outta him, and took photo for proof   
>become hero
>Go home
>keep beard
>Buy fake blood and/or other suitable accessories
>make it look like you got punched in face with blood on the corner of mouth/nose ect
>take photo of self apparently knocked out on street somewhere
>shave beard and clean up self
>show people photo and tell them you spotted the guy on the street and beat the **** outta him, and took photo for proof
>become hero
#84 - quentintin (01/23/2013) [-]
but i still laughed
but i still laughed
#27 - turretbuddy (01/22/2013) [-]
Win.
Win.
#5 - tarnis (01/22/2013) [-]
#69 - sammyjankiis (01/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - isomeras (01/22/2013) [-]
Considering I'm a britfag, I didn't recognise 911 as the emergency service line.

So I immediately read it as 9/11.

I'm horrible.
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User avatar #130 to #53 - isomeras (01/23/2013) [-]
True. Coulda been worse.

Somehow.
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#64 to #43 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #129 to #64 - isomeras (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh, wow. Fair enough, thanks for the info.
#30 - barelyoveranon (01/22/2013) [-]
Did anyone else read the last 4-6 lines of that in a German accent?
#26 - cbadlaxer (01/22/2013) [-]
(insert overused pun about Nazis here)
#36 to #26 - Rascal (01/22/2013) [-]
I did NAZI that coming
User avatar #45 to #36 - rokulda (01/22/2013) [-]
I decided not to make a pun, but I bet Mein was better
User avatar #52 to #26 - doodnotheface (01/22/2013) [-]
That was HILTLERIOUS. I laughed FUHREROUSLY. I REICHED that alot. Oh what a GAS!

JEW see what I did there?

JUDEN-o what I mean?

If you CONCENTRATE you might get the joke.

#55 - nielsbentzen (01/22/2013) [-]
should i adore you for being a genius or hate you for almost killing a dude ?
User avatar #70 to #55 - deescalation ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
You should adore him for both
#58 to #55 - loonytic **User deleted account** (01/22/2013) [-]
#14 - emmyizme (01/22/2013) [-]
<yup
#24 - navystone (01/22/2013) [-]
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#39 - odio (01/22/2013) [-]
his face when
#40 - cooldudexy (01/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #113 - tropicanaboy (01/23/2013) [-]
You guys helped me pop my frontpage virginity.
User avatar #121 to #113 - shinobidesu (01/23/2013) [-]
saucy
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