I was in Asda earlier, this thick fucking shay bitch was on
the , face like a slapped arse and all the
charisma of a half eaten waffle. I came to pay, I had only
Iweight milk and bread but had change.
Starry this is all We get," as I handed her a note.
Hasn' t you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my
mange, and I don' t wanna count out 218. 97'?" she replied
and pulled a stroppy face.
lie got nothing, if that helps," I replied... she didn' t get it
so I thought fuck it, I' ll pay by card.
Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
Don' t do me favours," she snapped.
I kept my eell and just put my PIN in,
Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldnt resist it,., "Oh yes, E' please,"
Dent fuck with a tired Irishman...
That is all.
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