Only the Irish. . I was in Asda earlier, this thick shay bitch was on the , face like a slapped arse and all the charisma of a half eaten waffle. I came to pay, irish funny
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Only the Irish

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I was in Asda earlier, this thick ******* shay bitch was on
the , face like a slapped arse and all the
charisma of a half eaten waffle. I came to pay, I had only
Iweight milk and bread but had change.
03 please"
Starry this is all We get," as I handed her a note.
Hasn' t you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my
mange, and I don' t wanna count out 218. 97'?" she replied
and pulled a stroppy face.
lie got nothing, if that helps," I replied... she didn' t get it
so I thought **** it, I' ll pay by card.
Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
Don' t do me favours," she snapped.
I kept my eell and just put my PIN in,
Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldnt resist it,., "Oh yes, E' please,"
Dent **** with a tired Irishman...
That is all.
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#21 - bitchplzzz (01/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
So is a chav just the british/european version of a swaggot?
#2 - Absolute Madman (01/22/2013) [+] (13 replies)
In Ireland we don't have asda or use pounds, this would have to be the UK.
User avatar #4 to #2 - eddysnewfoundglory (01/22/2013) [-]
Holy **** you sound more geographicaly inept than an American, also trying to be a snippy prick does not make you look good. Ireland is an island, not a political state. Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland you dense ************ .
User avatar #15 - theugandanhero (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So... Do Irish people say "arse" just for the comedic value or is it really just how they say "ass"?
User avatar #17 to #15 - bigfriendlyginger (01/22/2013) [-]
Arse is the original in the english language, whereas ass used to mean donkey, despit it currently being used in replace of arse. currently arse is still used when the speaker is speaking in a more profane manner, such as describeing the till operator in this post.
User avatar #29 - ewowo (01/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As someone who has worked in a newspaper store, I sincerely hope OP will one day have his testicles dissected while he is fully conscious.
#33 to #29 - traytray (01/22/2013) [-]
I also work in retail and if I heard one of my team speak to a customer like that they'd be counting out £18.97 in Jobseeker's Allowance.
User avatar #16 - SnugglyWuggly (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe it's because I'm not Irish but I don't see how this is a burn.. oh well..
User avatar #19 to #16 - srskate ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
she didn't want to count out 18.97 before, so after he tried to get around that and pay by card, she was being a bitch, so he made her count it out anyway.
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#37 - PubLandlord (01/22/2013) [-]
<------ this was the irish guy
User avatar #32 - Awesomecarrot (01/22/2013) [-]
Argh I can imagine her accent and everything
#1 - YourLordAndMaster (01/22/2013) [-]
Ma ginga
#39 - Absolute Madman (01/22/2013) [-]
it's ******** , i work at asda and you can only get cashback in denominations of £10, £20 etc.
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#31 - dafogman (01/22/2013) [-]
MFW this thread...
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