Only the Irish. . I was in Asda earlier, this thick shay bitch was on the , face like a slapped arse and all the charisma of a half eaten waffle. I came to pay, irish funny

Only the Irish

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I was in Asda earlier, this thick ******* shay bitch was on
the , face like a slapped arse and all the
charisma of a half eaten waffle. I came to pay, I had only
Iweight milk and bread but had change.
03 please"
Starry this is all We get," as I handed her a note.
Hasn' t you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my
mange, and I don' t wanna count out 218. 97'?" she replied
and pulled a stroppy face.
lie got nothing, if that helps," I replied... she didn' t get it
so I thought **** it, I' ll pay by card.
Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
Don' t do me favours," she snapped.
I kept my eell and just put my PIN in,
Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldnt resist it,., "Oh yes, E' please,"
Dent **** with a tired Irishman...
That is all.
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#21 - bitchplzzz (01/22/2013) [-]
So is a chav just the british/european version of a swaggot?
User avatar #34 to #21 - thegamegestapo (01/22/2013) [-]
The Chav Infection is a well documented and terrifying disease. First documented in early cave paintings the infected were depicted as normal men who had consumed fermented "cursed" fruits (later it has been determined it was in fact a primitive form of alcohol. They were believed to carry sharpened rocks, travel in packs of other infected, wear the skulls of small animals that they had kicked to death in mass orgies of violence.
Perhaps the most famous Chav related incident was during the sacking of Rome where barbarian hordes carried out many chav like actions such as burning, looting, and pillaging. They also documented cases vicious attacks on unarmed civilians (a practise that continues to this day) in the book of Felix Ferientes.

Many Chavs were among the first to join the SA during the rise of Hitler as the idea of beating and oppressing was already a key part of their culture although it is well documented that they disliked the grooming standards prevented them from dressing in their traditional tracksuits and Burberry. Many historians point to the mass execution of chavs during the Night of the Long Knives to be a key reason for the German peoples support of the Nazi regime.

Unfortunately chavs, like other vermin, breed quickly (mostly due to their ignorance of basic birth control) and the Chav is now an extremely common pest in urban environments around the world. The best documented method of deterring an infestation is to offer employment.
#42 to #34 - lazragoon (01/22/2013) [-]
dude... what?
User avatar #24 to #21 - INeverAdmitIt (01/22/2013) [-]
The american equivalent of chavs would be white trash/rednecks or ghetto ass ******* .
Scum basically.
User avatar #26 to #21 - taintedangel (01/22/2013) [-]
Yes. That or a wigger.
User avatar #38 to #21 - burnoutlegend (01/22/2013) [-]
They are very common British folk, bunch of wankers, ******* hate them all.
User avatar #40 to #21 - Snookbone (01/22/2013) [-]
Don't ask. the answers will only serve to enrage you.

Ignorance is bliss my friend. Ignorance is bliss.
User avatar #28 to #21 - ewowo (01/22/2013) [-]
chavs have been around since before the first swaggot was born, they're an intergral part of british society.
#30 to #21 - ultimoz (01/22/2013) [-]
They swarm schools and streets, and they're retarded. They're worse than swaggots by far. I advise you to stay away from them, they **** up your mind...
User avatar #35 to #21 - gemmerpants (01/22/2013) [-]
If you want to know what a Chav is, then just watch The Jeremy Kyle show. It will answer all of your questions.
User avatar #25 to #21 - zakaizer (01/22/2013) [-]
Take a swaggot, add lots of alcohol, smoking and drugs, teen pregnancy, foul language as a basis of communication, and mix violently.

Et viola, one chav.
#27 to #21 - anonimoss (01/22/2013) [-]
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#37 - PubLandlord (01/22/2013) [-]
<------ this was the irish guy
User avatar #32 - Awesomecarrot (01/22/2013) [-]
Argh I can imagine her accent and everything
#1 - YourLordAndMaster (01/22/2013) [-]
Ma ginga
User avatar #15 - theugandanhero (01/22/2013) [-]
So... Do Irish people say "arse" just for the comedic value or is it really just how they say "ass"?
User avatar #17 to #15 - bigfriendlyginger (01/22/2013) [-]
Arse is the original in the english language, whereas ass used to mean donkey, despit it currently being used in replace of arse. currently arse is still used when the speaker is speaking in a more profane manner, such as describeing the till operator in this post.
User avatar #18 to #17 - theugandanhero (01/22/2013) [-]
Thank you for clearing that up.
#2 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
In Ireland we don't have asda or use pounds, this would have to be the UK.
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#14 to #2 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
Um.... Northern Ireland is still Ireland bitch....
User avatar #11 to #2 - Loppytaffy (01/22/2013) [-]
Because we all know it woudl take a journey like that of the Shire to Mordor to hop a ferry to England form Ireland.
User avatar #4 to #2 - eddysnewfoundglory (01/22/2013) [-]
Holy **** you sound more geographicaly inept than an American, also trying to be a snippy prick does not make you look good. Ireland is an island, not a political state. Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland you dense ************ .
User avatar #5 to #4 - justinsane (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey, leave me out of this. There are Americans who can geography. That's just hateful :(
User avatar #6 to #5 - eddysnewfoundglory (01/22/2013) [-]
Sorry dude, but come on, it's globally agreeded on that Americans are the go to insults :P
User avatar #7 to #6 - eddysnewfoundglory (01/22/2013) [-]
agreed* whew lucky I spotted that before a grammar nazi arrived
#9 to #6 - spambassador (01/22/2013) [-]
the same could be said for sheep shaggers man, to infer that it is
'common knowledge' that americans are stupid it is inherently implying that all stereotypes apply to all nationalities are equally widespread and true.
#8 to #6 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
A large amount of us, NOT living in the bible belt, are actually fairly intelligent. Unfortunately, those other people are the ones who become the stereotype. Shame, really.
User avatar #10 to #8 - nalenthi (01/22/2013) [-]
Well the British stereotype of bad teeth makes no sense since we get free dental care, suck it up, stereotypes aren't fair.
User avatar #47 to #10 - TastyBurger (01/22/2013) [-]
The people here have nothing BUT bad teeth. Maybe its just Essex, but even I thought the free dental care would take care of that stereotype, but everywhere I go, I see black teeth in people's smiles. *shrudder*

It sometimes makes me wanna throw up.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nalenthi (01/22/2013) [-]
..I'm in Kent and everyone has perfect teeth.
#3 to #2 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
so irish people are forbidden from visiting the UK?
#39 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
it's ******** , i work at asda and you can only get cashback in denominations of £10, £20 etc.
#31 - dafogman (01/22/2013) [-]
MFW this thread...
User avatar #29 - ewowo (01/22/2013) [-]
As someone who has worked in a newspaper store, I sincerely hope OP will one day have his testicles dissected while he is fully conscious.
User avatar #36 to #29 - PubLandlord (01/22/2013) [-]
******* prick, surprisingly there are times when people only have notes and need to buy something, sometimes buy something so they can get change
#33 to #29 - traytray (01/22/2013) [-]
I also work in retail and if I heard one of my team speak to a customer like that they'd be counting out £18.97 in Jobseeker's Allowance.
User avatar #49 to #33 - ewowo (01/24/2013) [-]
I'll have you know that we're only seeing one side of this story, if OP wasn't actually involved in this situation I might be able to believe him more easily, but I think he's just degrading the cashier. OP is just a dickhead who got stepped on his toes when he was asked if he could pay with smaller cash (which EVERY cashier EVER regularly asks of customers) and then did everything he could to make her job more difficult.
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User avatar #16 - SnugglyWuggly (01/22/2013) [-]
Maybe it's because I'm not Irish but I don't see how this is a burn.. oh well..
User avatar #19 to #16 - srskate (01/22/2013) [-]
she didn't want to count out 18.97 before, so after he tried to get around that and pay by card, she was being a bitch, so he made her count it out anyway.
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