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#78 - SmilingJackSmyth ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
*Fixed.
User avatar #71 - erkaperkish (01/22/2013) [-]
Btw, first time I thumb up any content containing ponies..
#81 to #71 - passthewordone (02/06/2013) [-]
I think this'll be the first time any normal person would have thumbed up a pony related image.
#70 - erkaperkish (01/22/2013) [-]
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
#69 - caseris (01/22/2013) [-]
Just stop already and take a joke, or quit feeling better than others they watch a show...

as a true servant of the emperor give him your life and eternal loyalty rather than spilling the imperium's resources on simple discussions!

It is that, or this post will be exterminated with exterminatus in orer of the ordo malleus and the will of the god emperor.
#48 - pureevil (01/22/2013) [-]
Sigh. Why on earth would you kill the emperors finest?
#47 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Silly robot you think you can kill pinkie like that you forgot about steps 2 to 100 you're dead silly robot man
User avatar #42 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
FireLordOzai! I challenge you to an Agni Kai!
#49 to #42 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
*sigh* do i have to ?
User avatar #50 to #49 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would be able to.. considering the Avatar took away your powers.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well...this is awkward...how about a game of pai sho?
User avatar #52 to #51 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. yeah that would work.

I could visit the prison sometime.
User avatar #53 to #52 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and have some tea, maybe talk about life, help me reclaim my bending so i can restart the 100 year war.
User avatar #54 to #53 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Fine by me.

Can I get a ship then? :3
#55 to #54 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
will this work?..its not a ship but close enough
User avatar #56 to #55 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
With that thing I can acquire a ship!
User avatar #57 to #56 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and considering that no one in this universe has any real weapons designed for fighting giant mechs...probably conquer the world
User avatar #58 to #57 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
That's true...

One thing that still kind of surprise me is that the Fire Nation isn't using muskets and cannons... I mean, they have the technology.
User avatar #59 to #58 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
especially since they can control fire.. damn my people are stupid
User avatar #60 to #59 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.

You should have made a technology/scientist department.
User avatar #61 to #60 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded like a good idea at first, but in hindsight an earthbender could just throw rocks through the balloon and make us crash.. i should have invested in science
User avatar #62 to #61 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and **** .
User avatar #63 to #62 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 to #63 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 to #64 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 to #65 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 to #66 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
**** global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and *******
User avatar #37 - sketchE ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
so someone explained to me that the orcs are psychic mushrooms. is that true?
#38 to #37 - krasnogvardiech (01/22/2013) [-]
Orks reproduce by releasing spores throughout their life, and another orkoid then grows from the thing that grows in the ground. Essentially they're psychosensitive ambulatory fungi. Which somehow still have blood and guts and still manage to be killed in hilarious ways.
User avatar #41 to #38 - sketchE ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
yeah he explained it as they are the most powerfull psyonics and they can do anything they believe they can do. like their guns are just sticks with nails in them and the only reason they shoot is because they believe they will
User avatar #43 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (01/22/2013) [-]
Give an Ork a piece of metal and convince him it's a gun, and it will shoot bullets.

This is to the gesalt field that all Orks produce. Orks aren't psykers per se, more like they generate their own psychic field that's not reliant on the Warp for their Wyrdboyz to harness and use. This field is called the WAAAGH! field. Having less than three A's and one exclamation mark is unacceptable.
As for your guns, you are wrong. That's too good, even for Orkish standards. More accurately their guns are lumps of metal held together by sticky tape, spit, and hope. The WAAAGH! field allows this gun to work because it looks like a gun, and the Ork is happy that it does, and so it does function properly, against all common sense and reasoning.
User avatar #77 to #43 - cartridge (01/22/2013) [-]
Also the reason that "Red makes it go fasta" and "Yellow makes a bigga boom" (me trying to sound Orkish).
#46 to #43 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (01/22/2013) [-]
"Give an Ork a piece of metal and convince him it's a gun, and it will shoot bullets. "

Incorrecto, friendio! The gestalt field - the WAAAGH! effect - is more an engineering lubricant. It means that in the hands of an ork, a badly made gun - as in, all their guns - won't jam. Also, it compensates for the lack of rifling in the barrels. If you hand an ork a stick, and convince him it's a gun, it's still a stick and won't shoot bullets. If you make a crude gun, that has all the parts of the gun, but badly oiled and badly fitted, in the hands of an ork it would work better than it did in the hands of a human. This is seen in Rogue Trader, where using an ork weapon raises the chance of weapon jams by 20% or so.

It's not massively powerful, it just means they can do without things such as cleaning their rifles. Also, it makes them increasingly stronger the more of them that they are, and Wierdboyz can tap into the gestalt field to power some of their psyker **** .

Sources; 2nd edition rulebook, Rogue Trader splatbooks.
User avatar #44 to #43 - sketchE ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
i need to play this
User avatar #82 to #44 - hellsjester (02/18/2013) [-]
also if you look at their ships they shouldn't even fly but because they believe it does .... it does....
conclusion naruto is a ork
User avatar #83 to #82 - sketchE ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
by that logic so is simon and kamina
#28 - hangingtree (01/22/2013) [-]
>MFW comments
#27 - garymotherfinoak (01/22/2013) [-]
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#22 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
I love how people hate ponies.
but I see more Katawashoujo post than anything on this site.
role reversal it seems.
It's gotten to the point to where I'd rather have a sit down conversation with jehovahs witness than come on this site.
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#20 - thatrussianhoe (01/22/2013) [-]
bitch please
User avatar #16 - SnugglyWuggly (01/22/2013) [-]
There are two types of people on FJ.
Annoying bronies and annoying non-bronies. There's nothing in between.
User avatar #23 to #16 - cupcakescankill (01/22/2013) [-]
Which one are you?
User avatar #25 to #23 - SnugglyWuggly (01/22/2013) [-]
Annoying brony.
#45 to #25 - gunsforpandas (01/22/2013) [-]
I like your honesty.
I like your honesty.
#15 - lakerman (01/22/2013) [-]
Heretics, what can you do?
#79 to #39 - wholesomeburn (01/27/2013) [-]
EARTHSHAKER ROUNDS, FIRE!
EARTHSHAKER ROUNDS, FIRE!
User avatar #11 - qqqqqqqqq (01/21/2013) [-]
AS SEEN IN THE FUNNY JUNK COMM......
oh, you know the rest
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