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True Romance

/b/ knows how to get the ladies.

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Submitted: 01/21/2013
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#81 - pornoranger (01/22/2013) [-]
explains why the ugliest man, draped in excrements and equipped with the personality of an oyster will eventually get a girlfriend, but OP won't.
#77 - peeta (01/22/2013) [-]
am i the only one thinking wtf is the white stuff in the jars
#74 - killerblue (01/22/2013) [-]
> not just leaving them in the fridge

> not telling now you know to much
User avatar #76 to #74 - zzzanzitron (01/22/2013) [-]
>alcohol can do
>fridge needs way more electricity to keep it than in alcohol
#71 - inbardo (01/22/2013) [-]
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#66 - scodran (01/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 - amoussa (01/22/2013) [-]
**amoussa rolls 821** TRIPS
User avatar #57 to #55 - SirVladimir (01/22/2013) [-]
**SirVladimir rolls 450** It's not gonna happen.
#67 to #57 - scodran (01/22/2013) [-]
**scodran rolls 676**
Statistically, you got a chance from 1 out of 100
#51 - pedodelphia (01/22/2013) [-]
**pedodelphia rolled a random image posted in comment #2774529 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** I love it
#45 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
NOW TRUE THUS/ MAN MARRIER~ WHORE MARRIED ~ ( poison ~crazy games-fj games HAVE BEE GUN$$$$$$
Lie~SAY U WORK~THROW UP~use vo $$ WIFE~coworkers see u00Ps WIFES FRIENDS~ BUTT GF SHOWS PICTURES YEARS_ GETS PREGNANT GRSMPA / TRICKERY/ LIES DECEIT/ EVIL TEIN 2 year plan Shootemup~~SLATERY PISSED SSHHHHH ONE OF MANY . TV TIME 2 DAY. OOPS IPAD `SEARCH ALL INFO NOT DELETED~ THANKS WATCJERS NEEDED YRANSFER SWITCH/ IPHONE/ IPAD . THEY HAD XOXO. SO BEE ANSWERS / I BRE LIEVED U ALL THE I REALLY AM DO IN LOVE WITH U??
#59 to #45 - brothergrimm (01/22/2013) [-]
i think it's trying to communticate
User avatar #63 to #59 - mookiez (01/22/2013) [-]
What do We do? Maybe if I poke it it might to something.
#41 - fongsan ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #85 to #41 - theytookmyface (01/22/2013) [-]
Well, we know where she got the inspiration for the song from now.
User avatar #34 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]
So every girl before her chose the heart...why?
User avatar #80 to #34 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/22/2013) [-]
I think...I think it's more of not saying him taking the heart is a choice. They just said no to the marriage, and he took their heart. I don't think he said "Marry me or I take your heart."
User avatar #82 to #80 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]
lol, finally someone who gets my question. That's true, but I think the surgical equipment and incision marks are kind of a giveaway, lol
User avatar #89 to #82 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/23/2013) [-]
Yeah. So, it's kind of an implied choice. He doesn't say it, but he doesn't have to.
User avatar #42 to #34 - rogueninja (01/22/2013) [-]
She's the first girl. The hearts are from the pigs. Also he doesn't tell her he's going to take her heart he just asks her to marry him and her fear convinces her to say yes.
User avatar #37 to #34 - deescalation ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
because he bought them...from a slaughterhouse, as mentioned in lines one and two.
User avatar #40 to #37 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]
Yes, I can read, thank you. Not what I was talking about.
User avatar #58 to #40 - womo (01/22/2013) [-]
Calm down you might give yourself a heart attack.
User avatar #83 to #58 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't have a heart, I gave it away to somebody
#23 - drewhenry (01/22/2013) [-]
**drewhenry rolled a random image posted in comment #187 at Shrek Episode III: Revenge of the Onion ** THIS is true romance!
User avatar #75 to #23 - jayblue (01/22/2013) [-]
Why are people still trying? Someone already got dubs.
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User avatar #65 to #23 - lejontronman (01/22/2013) [-]
**lejontronman rolls 53**
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#54 to #23 - faroeseguy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
**faroeseguy rolls 51**
User avatar #50 to #23 - sairento (01/22/2013) [-]
**sairento rolls 79**
User avatar #49 to #23 - sissywoo (01/22/2013) [-]
**sissywoo rolls 19** DUBS GET
#31 to #23 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1,541** maximum onion
User avatar #30 to #23 - spyrothehedgehog (01/22/2013) [-]
**spyrothehedgehog rolls 66**
User avatar #32 to #30 - spyrothehedgehog (01/22/2013) [-]
**spyrothehedgehog rolled user sweateagle **
User avatar #88 to #32 - sweateagle (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm gone for 1 day...
User avatar #33 to #32 - drewhenry (01/22/2013) [-]
Here we go!
#52 to #33 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user acebullet **
User avatar #29 to #23 - drewhenry (01/22/2013) [-]
**drewhenry rolls 03** I guess I should try once too.
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User avatar #26 to #23 - graenko (01/22/2013) [-]
**graenko rolls 69**
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#25 to #23 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
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#15 - warlockrichard (01/22/2013) [-]
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#22 to #15 - thalfak (01/22/2013) [-]
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#17 to #15 - checkyesjuliet (01/22/2013) [-]
i agree with you good sir....
#12 - ronyx (01/22/2013) [-]
No words are necessary here.
User avatar #86 to #12 - imabser (01/22/2013) [-]
O mai gawd.
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User avatar #78 to #12 - laspussy (01/22/2013) [-]
It's like a mini sperm bank right there.
#73 to #12 - inbardo (01/22/2013) [-]
creepy as hell
creepy as hell
User avatar #53 to #12 - happypancake (01/22/2013) [-]
She has ****** a helluva lot of guys.
#44 to #12 - Roflcoptter (01/22/2013) [-]
That is the creepiest thing I have ever 						*******					 seen
That is the creepiest thing I have ever ******* seen
User avatar #35 to #12 - auraguardian ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
that room would ******* stink
#11 - organicglory (01/22/2013) [-]
hfw she walks in
hfw she walks in
#10 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (01/22/2013) [-]
All that's fine and dandy but what if she tried to retaliate?

I know I would if I was in her place.
#13 to #10 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
"tried" being the operative word.
#6 - eisdrachen (01/22/2013) [-]
holy **** I lol'ed so hard
#20 to #4 - jimmiesoperator (01/22/2013) [-]
Sorry, but what is the source of this?
#56 to #20 - butonmethitis (01/22/2013) [-]
Bake- or Nise-monogatari
#84 to #56 - jimmiesoperator (01/22/2013) [-]
Thanks. I'd like to know the episode, though.
#87 to #84 - butonmethitis (01/22/2013) [-]
I think It's from the episode with the monkey hand. Don't quote me on that, though.
#3 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
example not sure if
april, 5, 2004
may 4, 2004
User avatar #9 to #3 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
or April through May 2004?
User avatar #2 - alwaysreadthetags (01/22/2013) [-]
That is ******* brilliant!
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