thats not your mama, baby!. he aint got any milk for doin dat.. Simply because this post has a baby here is me and my daughter who was just born today. thats not your mama baby! he aint got any milk for doin dat Simply because this post has a baby here is me and my daughter who was just born today
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#35 - dreamcast
Reply +153
(01/22/2013) [-]
Simply because this post has a baby here is me and my daughter who was just born today.
#117 to #35 - takers
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations :)
#120 to #35 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
from an anon, congrats
#126 to #35 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
and the internet now knows your name... Jonathan.
#129 to #126 - dreamcast
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Doesn't bother me really.
#58 to #35 - XboxJunky
Reply +1
(01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations on the little bundle of joy.
#100 to #35 - churrundo
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(01/22/2013) [-]
i'm so happy for you
#80 to #35 - daentraya
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I hope the stage where she barfs, *****, screams and farts will be over soon. And you better raise that kid without all the stupid princess crap that little girls get showered in. And good luck, buddy.
#54 to #35 - Digitalphear
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(01/22/2013) [-]
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#93 to #35 - thebestofmurder
Reply +10
(01/22/2013) [-]
May that baby grow up to be the most beautiful woman in existence.
#90 to #35 - blueeyeswhitevenom
Reply +11
(01/22/2013) [-]
When did you get of the Island?
Congratulations anyway.
#42 to #35 - shadohfaux
Reply +15
(01/22/2013) [-]
i see you didnt really die after all and finally made it off that crazy island. kudos
#74 to #35 - fizzydragon
Reply +15
(01/22/2013) [-]
No one?
#67 to #35 - chaosnazo
Reply +16
(01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats.
Now go be the best father that ever existed, for her.
#38 to #35 - ninjabadger
Reply +18
(01/22/2013) [-]
Well I for one would like to congratulate you on the daughter.   
   
Good tidings to you both.
Well I for one would like to congratulate you on the daughter.

Good tidings to you both.
#95 to #35 - arstya
Reply +18
(01/22/2013) [-]
Keep her the **** away from the internet...
#81 to #35 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
the good news is that that you can breast feed her when her mother is not arround
#84 to #81 - haunterbrony
Reply +7
(01/22/2013) [-]
Lame joke, anon.

Lame. Joke.
#60 to #35 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
So, when ya gonna give her the D?
I recommend starting at an early age, 2 or so, just so she can get a feel for it. Cum in anything she eats/drinks so she'll get the taste for cum, and grow to love it. Sometimes, replace her bottle with your dick. Remember not to be afraid to give her a stern slap to the ass or face if she misbehaves, we don't want sluts growing up to think they have rights.
If all goes well, she'll be a loyal, obedient cumdumpster by the age of twelve.
#50 to #35 - organicglory
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(01/22/2013) [-]
raise her with Slayer
#88 to #35 - zombiemercedes
Reply +3
(01/22/2013) [-]
congrats
#78 to #35 - haunterbrony
Reply +8
(01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats, pal! Be a good daddy to her!
#122 to #35 - russianbro
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#45 to #35 - organicglory
Reply +7
(01/22/2013) [-]
boy or girl?
#46 to #45 - demideus
Reply +29
(01/22/2013) [-]
...he said daughter....
#47 to #46 - organicglory
Reply +56
(01/22/2013) [-]
oh god why am i this stupid
#48 to #47 - demideus
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I don't know but I feel like I need to do the dinosaur but I need someone to open the door
#49 to #48 - organicglory
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(01/22/2013) [-]
#52 to #49 - demideus
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(01/22/2013) [-]
So I can get on the floor and do the dinosaur!

OPEN THE DOOR!!! GET ON THE FLOOR!!! EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!!!
#57 to #52 - contaminatedwin
Reply +9
(01/22/2013) [-]
*walk
#59 to #35 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(01/22/2013) [-]
What's her name?
#87 to #35 - colehaffner
Reply +5
(01/22/2013) [-]
raise her listening to slayer metallica and lamb of god
#128 to #35 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
I'm happy for you and all

just rais her right so she won't become, you know... code name (quack quack)

and also watch out for picture.

#73 to #35 - abaraxus
Reply +5
(01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats good sir! Be the best damn father there ever was.
Congrats good sir! Be the best damn father there ever was.
#123 to #35 - kibi
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations, dreamcast. Raise her right.
Congratulations, dreamcast. Raise her right.
#85 to #35 - thereallyra
Reply +4
(01/22/2013) [-]
congratz :)
#119 to #35 - cupcakedevourer
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Call her cupcake :)
Congats dude :D
#63 to #35 - ovaca
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(01/22/2013) [-]
congratulations man, now you get to play with legos again. And it just is great to be a dad. My daughter just turned ten months
#103 to #35 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
you're going to make a great mother!
#61 to #35 - jklbnm
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(01/22/2013) [-]
She'll be head banging to cannibal corpse in no time
#64 to #35 - burningsmurfs
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulations sir! (I also thought you were Hurley at first).
#44 to #35 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply +4
(01/22/2013) [-]
Congrats man.
#71 to #35 - goodadventures
Reply -22
(01/22/2013) [-]
you still look pregnant, is it twins?
#43 to #35 - faeringen
Reply +4
(01/22/2013) [-]
Congratulation.
#37 to #35 - marluxia
Reply +67
(01/22/2013) [-]
is that you hurley
#39 to #37 - dreamcast
Reply +47
(01/22/2013) [-]
Daddy?
#36 - bigbaddrag
Reply +60
(01/22/2013) [-]
lol, it's a meat pillow
#51 to #36 - traelos
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(01/22/2013) [-]
#53 to #51 - northway
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(01/22/2013) [-]
the character's nick name is meat
#107 to #53 - Plagus
Reply +1
(01/22/2013) [-]
oh ****, RLLY?

better call Harvard...
#130 to #53 - bigbaddrag
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(01/22/2013) [-]
just for future reference, that face is used to say "I see what you did there"
#131 to #130 - northway
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(01/22/2013) [-]
just for future reference, the nickname of the character on the pillow is call meat, from the anime Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai.==
Of course i know what that meme is, that just stating something that it already is. It is like saying gohan is kakarot's son instead saying gohan is goku's son.
#132 to #131 - northway
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(01/22/2013) [-]
stating something obvious doesn't really a good place to use "i see what you did there"
#133 to #132 - bigbaddrag
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(01/22/2013) [-]
what I'm saying is, the user obviously knew that the girl's nickname is meat, so it's really kinda pointless to tell him something he already knows...
#134 to #133 - northway
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(01/22/2013) [-]
If the user knew the girl, the user wouldn't use "i see what you did there"
#135 to #134 - northway
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(01/22/2013) [-]
just think about it, if the user knew the girl, what u wrote is so obvious that it doesn't need a freaking i see what you did there, instead the user might want to pose something related to the anime, like what i was going to do.
#136 to #135 - bigbaddrag
Reply +1
(01/22/2013) [-]
he's replying to a comment he found funny, a lot of people do it.

he just used a reaction picture to indicate his reaction.
#137 to #136 - northway
Reply -2
(01/23/2013) [-]
then he appeared to use the wrong reaction picture
#56 to #53 - traelos
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I'm well aware of that...
#55 to #53 - traelos
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#16 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
i would eat baby applejack's poop.
#69 to #16 - phatsno
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#19 to #16 - arandomanon ONLINE
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#25 to #16 - IbeTrollinFewl
Reply +12
(01/22/2013) [-]
y u do dis?
y u do dis?
#17 to #16 - saiyajinwarrior
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(01/22/2013) [-]
#29 to #17 - worstcase
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(01/22/2013) [-]
**** you Trip. Your painting is awful and your wine ****. Also, I'm banging your wife.
#23 to #17 - miscarriage
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(01/22/2013) [-]
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I love Cr1t1cal
#26 to #23 - piekiller
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(01/22/2013) [-]
So do I
So do I
#27 to #26 - miscarriage
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#30 to #23 - evilanakie
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 to #17 - asasqw
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(01/22/2013) [-]
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#79 - reizerosystem
Reply +15
(01/22/2013) [-]
I want it where can I get it?
#92 to #79 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply +30
(01/22/2013) [-]
have sex with a woman and 9 months later u have your very own baby
#22 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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#9 - supernig
Reply +17
(01/21/2013) [-]
Dat Sena Kashiwazaki
#108 to #9 - Johnsfer
Reply -1
(01/22/2013) [-]
You mean meat right?
Right?
#72 - cptsweatpants
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 to #72 - kingarturi
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(01/22/2013) [-]
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#101 to #76 - anonymoused
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
isnt that kiss x sis
#82 to #76 - isradam
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
what episode?
#83 to #82 - kingarturi
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
i think it was 11 or 12 but im not sure
#99 to #83 - isradam
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(01/22/2013) [-]
Be right back *ziiip*
#89 to #72 - skateabuga
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(01/22/2013) [-]
sauce?
#104 to #89 - atheistzilla
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
look above you, for you shall find
#94 to #72 - senseofpurpose
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai

not sure which episode
#106 to #94 - Plagus
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(01/22/2013) [-]
That one's first episode of season 2 (Called "Next")
#33 - ascendedwings
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#75 to #33 - fongsan ONLINE
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#124 - llpanic
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(01/22/2013) [-]
this must be his father then
#96 - arstya
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