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what the fuck

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hours ago
shaming anal with Brit! first time in years
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it for about ‘in minutes until ffeel a foreign object in ' s ass
spun dick out
excpect it to be covered in ****
enope
Hocking tapeworm wrapped around dick
scan feel it constricting my dick, trying to retract back into ' s ass
fiight the urge to vomit and pull the rest of it out
entrenches to 5 feet and then stops
at? asks "anon y did you stop?"
asses worm
was a ************* panic attack
smarts screaming and puking and ******** everywhere all c) ver my bedsheets
eon goethe smell
pearents barge in and see both offs naked and covered in puke and **** with a tapeworm sticking our offer ass
amom faints
mad pukes
mad calls 911
ambulance comes and picks up
pearents go back to bed
ewe spend the rest ofthe night trying to pretend this **** didnt happen
bl sleep downstairs on the couch. not bothering to clean my sheets
emfa
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Submitted: 01/21/2013
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User avatar #21 - mechgeek ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Does that count as a threesome?
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#42 to #21 - cakeisawesome **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #21 - mattdoggy (01/22/2013) [-]
I want to be mad but i'm just to proud of you
I want to be mad but i'm just to proud of you
User avatar #93 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I kinda feel bad for the tapeworm...

I mean, if I was just enjoying the day and some guy started ******* my house I would probably be pretty upset too
#9 - juicymucus (01/21/2013) [-]
Most relevant pic I have...Pretend its the tape worm.
Most relevant pic I have...Pretend its the tape worm.
#33 - ximz (01/22/2013) [-]
Okay, that's enough internet and sleep for at least 30 years
Okay, that's enough internet and sleep for at least 30 years
User avatar #29 - aesguitar ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I was expecting the worm to enter the man's penis hole. On a totally unrelated note, I'm scheduled to begin mental therapy tomorrow. :D
User avatar #36 to #29 - memberforcontent (01/22/2013) [-]
>penis hole

I thought there was a name for it.

urethra
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User avatar #128 to #13 - thedungeonmaster (01/22/2013) [-]
Tighter and all around better feeling. (considering she's cleaned and you use lots of lube)
#53 to #13 - tankthefrank (01/22/2013) [-]
Pros:
>tight as hell
>no condom required
>can cum inside
>can't get pregnant
cons
>cant get wet on its own, so you have to go through the humiliation of buying lube

The real question is: why the hell would anyone even consider putting their dick in a vagina
#135 to #53 - dsgbiohazard (01/22/2013) [-]
Dammit man, why did you have to include that last sentence.
#19 to #13 - jiltist ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
I like the look of pain on her face as I **** her in the ass.
User avatar #14 to #13 - psychoticfatkid (01/21/2013) [-]
Never done it, but the bumhole is tighter, so I'd assume it feels better.
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#15 to #14 - kilgara **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 to #15 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (01/22/2013) [-]
There's this wonderful thing called a douche. And the asshole has concentric rings, feels ******* awesome. Also, depending on the woman, they can feel pressure on their g spot from across the vaginal/anal wall really well.
User avatar #156 to #46 - anaxilea (01/22/2013) [-]
This is excellent, but it makes me sad that someone cropped out the Oglaf watermark. :(
also that they censored the good bits
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#86 - letmetellyouastory (01/22/2013) [-]
My literal reaction.
My literal reaction.
User avatar #105 - ronyx ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
10/10 Would read at wedding.
#12 - mikoli (01/21/2013) [-]
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#114 - deathofnight (01/22/2013) [-]
Oh lord 10/10 would read again
User avatar #116 to #114 - princeofbrokensoul (01/22/2013) [-]
okay...
User avatar #50 - grundo (01/22/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD WHY
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
#133 to #50 - jakeattack (01/22/2013) [-]
I seriously doubt it. Tapeworms need to the host for nutrients so likely they would stay in the large intestine. That gives you 6-7 feet of large intestine which little to no nutrients left so we are saved
#115 - bigbeaufort (01/22/2013) [-]
or something to that effect.
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