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#80 - anon
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(01/22/2013) [-]
>Sitting home alone playing Minecraft or some ******* stupid game.
>Got to go take a **** really bad.
>Sit down.
>I've got to piss first.
>Huge boner.
>Toilet seat too small.
>Grab nearby empty bottle and piss in it.
>Take ****.
>get out and then realize I could've just stood up and piss, then quickly take ****.