That moment. not OC.. >Be me 16 rehabilitation hospital >fart about to come up >oh that's not a fart > diarrhea slowly coming out of my ass > Clenching ass cheeks >
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#5 - tonkkax has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#18 - yoh **User deleted account** (01/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me 16 rehabilitation hospital
>fart about to come up
>oh **** that's not a fart
> diarrhea slowly coming out of my ass
> Clenching ass cheeks
>run to restroom
>realize younger sibling is in there
>other bathroom too far can't make it
> **** it try to make it
>start ******** more in pants
>thisisbad.jgp
>still clenching ass cheeks as tight as possible
>no one is inside
>head to stall
> realize I can't bend down without letting it all out
> **** it
>bend down diarrhea imedietly shoots out
>sit down and finishes my ****
>revealed as hell
>turns around
>realized I completely miss toiled and it hit the wall
>oh **** im out
>few minutes go by and im relieved
>suddenly intercom saying someone to clean up the restroom
>mfw someone is cleaning my **** on the wall
#7 - bosskiss (01/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Check in at a hotel after having a 14 hour flight
>"Your luggage will be brought shortly to you" said the hotelmanager
>self i know that would take a couple of hours ( ****** hotel btw)
>before i went out and go to a bar i though about watching a movie
>you don't even want to know what kind of bad of a assortment they had of movies.
>Shrek was finally the movie i picked.
>"Your luggage is here screams the hotel employee"
>self me wanted not to tip him so i went to the bathroom.
>> sit on bathroom then i notice the hotel employee breaking the door and screaming the first word of every sentence while sad me is sitting on the toilet
#8 to #7 - WhattheNorris (01/21/2013) [-]
You tried
You tried
#13 - krizz (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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yea shake dat booty mon
#51 - tharic (01/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be in granparents' house   
>Have farting problems entire day   
>Go to the bathroom, thinking that I just had to release the turds a little bit   
>No success   
>Force it out like a child about to leave me   
>Still no success   
>Think it was jsut a false alarm   
>Lay down in stomach down   
>Just in my boxers   
>Release a fart   
>Ohmygodthatsnotafart   
>						****					 all over myself and bed    
>Lock room door until grandparents leave   
>They finally go to store   
>Run outside to throw everything away in dumpster   
>Grandpa returns because he forgot his wallet   
>Just stand there holding mattress with 						****					 sliding down mattress and legs   
>Completely paralyzed as I make eye contact with grandpa as I just stand there holding a shat on mattress and completely 						****					 filled boxers   
>mfw he asked if everything was okay
>Be in granparents' house
>Have farting problems entire day
>Go to the bathroom, thinking that I just had to release the turds a little bit
>No success
>Force it out like a child about to leave me
>Still no success
>Think it was jsut a false alarm
>Lay down in stomach down
>Just in my boxers
>Release a fart
>Ohmygodthatsnotafart
> **** all over myself and bed
>Lock room door until grandparents leave
>They finally go to store
>Run outside to throw everything away in dumpster
>Grandpa returns because he forgot his wallet
>Just stand there holding mattress with **** sliding down mattress and legs
>Completely paralyzed as I make eye contact with grandpa as I just stand there holding a shat on mattress and completely **** filled boxers
>mfw he asked if everything was okay
#70 - westmarine (01/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be chubby 10 year old
>walking home from school
>was holding a **** in since I don't like ******** at school
>house is on a busy street with a lot of pedestrians
>1 block away from home can't hold it anymore
>suddenly **** pants
>keep walking like nothing happens
>feel turd sliding down inside of my leg
>approach candy store woman who knew me for being a regular customer
>suddenly turd escapes my pants and lands next to my foot
>i jump and say "i almost stepped on that **** !"
>HFW
#29 - PedoNazi (01/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be in Lebanon for summer vacation
>family and I staying in fancy hotel for one night
>we decide to sit outside next to the pool at night
>feeling to **** hits me like a bullet train
>it catches me off guard so it literally scared the **** out of me
>I quickly get up to go to the elevator
>awkwardly ride it to the 6th floor with **** still in my pants
>get to our room
>it's ******* locked
>another awkward ride down
>ask my mom for the key to our room
>make it to the bathroom and fire out diarrhea for 6 minutes
>underwear has **** in it
>panic and put it in the sink and try to wash it off with soap and ****
>eventually give up and get a new pair from suitcase and switch them
>spray cologne and **** so no one will ever know
>mfw
User avatar #38 - iliekcereal (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>me, third grade
>at student council meeting
>furiously need to ****
>scared of public restrooms (i was a weird ****** )
>leave meeting several times to try to evacuate my bowels
>come back each time disappointed
>ass can't handle it, **** myself in the middle of meeting, right by everyone else
>what the **** do i do now?
>stay for rest of meeting
>mom picks me up
>"Oh god, what in the **** is that smell?"
>"Mom, i **** my pants."
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#56 - deltadevilbladebtu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #43 - herpaderpnugget (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Never done one of these so forgive me if its long
>First time snowboarding as a kid
>Always had stomach problems, IBS or something idk
>Decided to try out the big slope
>Got on the lift
>Felt stomach gurgle, thought nothing of it
>Got to the top of the slope
>As I start my way down, my bowels gave a gut wrenching war cry
> ******************
>I learned that I have to swerve back and forth to snowboard
>" **** it" I bolt straight down the mountain, break neck speeds
>Get to the bottom
>Scrambling for bathroom
>As I get my board off, Hershey squirts spew into my pants
>Hide from everyone as I get into bathroom
>Get in first stall, no toilet paper
>Sneak into second and start cleaning up
>Throw underwear in garbage
>Somehow manage to get **** ... all over the walls...
>As I was washing my hands, janitor comes in, looks at the stall and just sighs and shakes his head
>Run out of bathroom
>Heading home, mom was taking off the layers of snowboarding clothes
>"Huh I think you stepped in dog **** "
#1 - scooba (01/21/2013) [-]
#44 - TheUsername (01/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be me
>around 5 years old
>at the bank with brother who is a year older
>also with mom and grandpa
>they are doing bank and money ****
>there's a computer with internet access
> ************* .jpeg
>my brother and i go on it
>only one chair
>my brother goes on first
>he's sitting, im standing
>need to **** real bad
>no restroom to be seen
>too shy to ask
>big black guy on another computer next to us
>he's doing bank/money **** too
>can't hold massive **** any longer
>it's coming!
> **** so much
>i can fee it pushing my pants
>immediately move my brother off the chair and I sit down.
>black guy, "WHOA! Did y'all fart?! Smells like someone pooped their pants!"
#77 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/22/2013) [-]
>at my grandparents house with little brother
>have to fart
>I think it will be funny to do a ballerina spin right before
>go downstairs to show bro
> spin
>high kick
> ****
>awkward silence as me and bro stare at each other
>"Did you just **** ? That sounded like **** ..."
>I run to the bathroom, clean up, and go and watch Tintin
User avatar #58 - coliyo ONLINE (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in my house
> sudden urge to ****
> go to the bathroom and sit down on the toilet
> I release the kraken, the doors have been opened, the 16 seals broken.
>I start to feel emptier and emptier inside I was ******** more than in my entire life.
>I though that **** was going to ,literaly , overload the toilet
>I wasn't wrong

>MFW it was all a dream
>MFW I **** my bed
>MFW I have no face

#75 - karnax (01/22/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Had at least 20 buffalo wings, and three slices of pizza over the course of a day
>Also had about 6 glasses of coke
>In an hour long drive home from dropping a friend off
>Have to stop at their grandma's house
>Waiting in the car
>Sudden feeling in my stomach
>Feel an onslaught of pain in my stomach and a rushing feeling
>Have to fart
>Oh no
>Oh god no
>Fart for 10 seconds straight
>Feel something else
>Why
>Shuffle into the house and to the bathroom
>Spend about an hour basically pissing out my ass
>All the while I have to deal with the fact that I basically **** myself
>Use water and towels to sort of clean my pants
>Go past my friend, shuffling
>"You okay dude?"
>No
>"I'm fine"
>Drive home in shame
User avatar #52 - Lintutu (01/22/2013) [-]
Thumbed because of comments
#49 - sphinxe (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Considering everyone is going into massive detail about their ***** , well:

> Have IBS
> IBS basically means explosive diarrhoea like all the time
> Moved to a house where the only toilet is all the way through one room, downstairs and through another to even get to it
> So many close calls you wouldn't believe
> Finally move to another house
> Upstairs bathroom
> Sensor flush
> Handles because my mum has false hips and **** and can't move much
> Walk in shower

MFW

I know it's sad, but I honestly was excited about the bathroom being about 3 metres away from my room.
User avatar #37 - Sinless (01/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Am I the only one who has never had explosive diarrhea like everyone else in the comments section?
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