I think we all want to see this race. .. Roadrunner: Top recorded speed is 386.4 miles per hour Speedy Gonzalez's: No recorded speed, presumed to be equal to Roadrunner Dash Parr: Dash's top running sp
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#189 to #188 - GodOfGodz (01/21/2013) [-]
Obviously, I dont think you even needed to state that.
#114 - kyletr (01/21/2013) [-]
Roadrunner: Top recorded speed is 386.4 miles per hour

Speedy Gonzalez's: No recorded speed, presumed to be equal to Roadrunner

Dash Parr: Dash's top running speed was shown in the video game to be over 190 mph.

Sonic: In-game lore and fan measurements vary on his maximum speed, safest to say speed of sound (768 mph) and go slightly beyond (without Chaos Emeralds).

The Flash: Easily breaks the sound barrier and can reach Speed of Light (669,600,000 mph) without items or assistance.

Quick Google searches but I think this more than proves a point.
#279 to #114 - Schadenfreude (01/21/2013) [-]
How could Flash travel the speed of light?    
   
The Lorentz factor gamma=(1-v^2/c^2)^-1/2 approaches infinity as v approaches c,  so it would require infinite energy for Flash to accelerate to the speed of light. Therefore, Flash breaks the laws of physics and is a faggot.
How could Flash travel the speed of light?

The Lorentz factor gamma=(1-v^2/c^2)^-1/2 approaches infinity as v approaches c, so it would require infinite energy for Flash to accelerate to the speed of light. Therefore, Flash breaks the laws of physics and is a faggot.
#298 to #279 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
it's a comic book, ******

superman flew in the sun once and gained the power to punch a galaxy in half
#421 to #279 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
a nono rude answer... is a diferent univers with diferent physic laws, flash can be that fast because in that universe exist something called speed force or something like that... ill make a quick google search if i were you, have a nice day...
User avatar #286 to #114 - superanonymouspers (01/21/2013) [-]
but if we go by archie comic logic for sonic...

well I dunno exactly but he's pretty fast
User avatar #449 to #114 - alienwarfare (01/22/2013) [-]
sonic can go faster than the speed of light
#470 to #114 - pibberxtra (01/22/2013) [-]
A quick google search of "google"
About 11,030,000,000 results (0.30 seconds)
beats the flash? i don't ******* know but it has to be close
User avatar #197 to #114 - mrbuu (01/21/2013) [-]
not to mention a few times he traveled back in time with his speed,but normally he stops time.
#378 to #114 - offspring (01/22/2013) [-]
The flash is still faster, but just for the record, Sonic can also move at the speed of light.
User avatar #171 to #114 - thejokermf (01/21/2013) [-]
Quick note.
If we were to include "Sonic X" the tv show, than sonic could break the sound barrier as well.
#206 to #171 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
But they didn't, so **** him.
#219 to #114 - twi (01/21/2013) [-]
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now imagine of The Flash was Kenyan
User avatar #128 to #114 - thewalruss (01/21/2013) [-]
Yeah... it proved that you're a faggot milhouse!
#341 - BlahDude ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I couldn't help it.
#259 - celestiasbeard (01/21/2013) [-]
They cropped me out, now no one will ever know I'm in first
User avatar #265 to #259 - itrinx (01/21/2013) [-]
Fuuuck you beat me to it.
#100 - exxo (01/21/2013) [-]
Forgot this guy.
User avatar #162 to #100 - finishhimlarry (01/21/2013) [-]
Incoming copyright claims.
#237 to #100 - ccamp (01/21/2013) [-]
but he loses in the indy 500
but he loses in the indy 500
#133 to #100 - mmmilovemeth (01/21/2013) [-]
What about speed racist?
#5 - TehFunnyMan ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Based off of the amount of evidence we've gotten over the years...
Flash really is the obvious winner here.
#164 to #5 - rexcheddar ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
The evidence is wrong...
#428 - JMF (01/22/2013) [-]
We were coming down to the final stretch, but then I started cumming and farting at the same time.
#246 - seniorpokeman (01/21/2013) [-]
It's actually kind of obvious that flash would win...
#182 - ishotthedeputy (01/21/2013) [-]
Everyone's face
User avatar #383 to #333 - imaginariness (01/22/2013) [-]
The slowest-poke wins the race
User avatar #169 - thatguybehindyou (01/21/2013) [-]
the flash ran so fast in one of the shows that he stopped time. He can go at lightspeed with not alot of effort.
User avatar #180 to #169 - UberBacon (01/21/2013) [-]
Can't sonic go light speed when he has all the chaos emeralds?
User avatar #187 to #180 - thatguybehindyou (01/21/2013) [-]
Let me remind you the Flash can go lightspeed "with not alot of effort". When he put effort into it he stopped time. So technically the flash can run instantly from one spot to another no matter where it is with about a 5-10 seconds running start(from the show)
User avatar #192 to #187 - uberderpyhooves (01/21/2013) [-]
He can also vibrate through walls
#95 - shadowfj (01/21/2013) [-]
No competition, Flash would win. Flash can run faster than the speed of time itself.
#104 to #95 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
who says roadrunner can't?
User avatar #105 to #104 - shadowfj (01/21/2013) [-]
Who says he can?
#113 to #95 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
******** . I mean, Flash isn't made out of techyons. Or ... is he?
User avatar #190 to #95 - drillur (01/21/2013) [-]
The speed of time... oh my God, that's so stupid. Please tell me that was never in any comic and it was just you.
User avatar #211 to #190 - shadowfj (01/21/2013) [-]
What's so stupid about that?
User avatar #212 to #211 - drillur (01/21/2013) [-]
Time doesn't move. Time doesn't even really exist. There's no such thing as the past or future. Can the Flash run into the future? How would he get back? Run backwards?
Oh no, I think I hate the Flash now.
#223 to #212 - shadowfj (01/21/2013) [-]
The second Flash, Barry Allen, could travel through time but only by running on a special treadmill. He traveled through time only once on his own after breaking the lightspeed barrier in pursuit of a tachyon that was powering a universe-killing weapon. Upon catching the tachyon and destroying the weapon, he became pure energy and traveled back in time, seeing his entire life rewind before his eyes, and became the very same lightning bolt that gave him his powers in that crime lab accident decades ago.

The other Flashes, Jay Garrick, Wally West, and Bart Allen (formerly Impulse), have not been able to time travel solo.

<---Cosmic treadmill
User avatar #481 to #223 - drillur (01/22/2013) [-]
Barry gave himself powers. What kind of writing is that? lol
User avatar #126 to #95 - fedegon (01/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, and he used that ******* weird combo around the world on mecha-immortal-Luthor, causing him to nearly erase himself from space-time continuum.
Damn, the flash needs way more attention.
#96 to #95 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #106 to #96 - shadowfj (01/21/2013) [-]
So?
User avatar #3 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Of course we'd want to see it.... but they all run so damn fast that we couldn't...
#419 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/22/2013) [-]
gotta go fast
gotta go fast
#473 to #419 - shithapenns (01/22/2013) [-]
Gotta do drugs
#424 to #419 - crystalmethcastle (01/22/2013) [-]
... or
... or
#430 to #419 - nyxie ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
#338 - viewtifulbro (01/22/2013) [-]
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#367 - captainromance (01/22/2013) [-]
All this discussion is pointless, we all know Road Runner would conjure a way to have them all run off a cliff and fall to their death the moment they realized they were mid-air
#332 - xmonke (01/22/2013) [-]
Flash beat Superman. Flash would crush these schmucks in an instant.
User avatar #342 to #332 - jasonvgrace (01/22/2013) [-]
But it's stated that Sonic is the fastest thing alive. Whereas flash is just faster than a speeding bullet.

Speaking of which, how fast does a bullet need to be to be speeding? What's the speed limit for a bullet...
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User avatar #354 to #349 - ilcecchino (01/22/2013) [-]
Flash can run so fast he can out-run himself and punch himself in the back of the head...
User avatar #361 to #349 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
I think the greater display of Flash's speed is that he outran Death. Literally. Death even turned into a black-costumed spectral version of Flash to try and catch up, but Flash ran TO ANOTHER DIMENSION OR SOME **** .
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User avatar #371 to #363 - schneidend (01/22/2013) [-]
It was a comic at some point. Not the most official of sources but:
dc.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Flash_(New_Earth)

Flash ran to the end of time. My mistake.
User avatar #346 to #342 - xmonke (01/22/2013) [-]
Flash is so fast he can travel through time.
User avatar #352 to #342 - psykobear (01/22/2013) [-]
Superman is faster than a speeding bullet (more powerful than a locomotive, yadda yadda).
Flash is faster than Superman.
So there is no point of comparison.
User avatar #347 to #332 - capnwinkelman (01/22/2013) [-]
Thank god someone has sense here.
#294 - BEERCANN (01/21/2013) [-]
but we know who will win
#297 to #294 - yukitora (01/21/2013) [-]
*this guy
User avatar #251 to #227 - thatscrewedupkid (01/21/2013) [-]
best user name ever
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