MIDGET HOOKERS. .. Everytime I have a midget hooker I feel shortchanged afterwards midget hookers
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User avatar #13 - AlienJohn (05/19/2010) [-]
Everytime I have a midget hooker I feel shortchanged afterwards
User avatar #12 - MCPO (05/19/2010) [-]
Hate midget hookers. Their noses are always in other peoples business.
User avatar #6 - TripleHack (05/19/2010) [-]
they wanted to be regular prostitutes

Guess they didnt measure up
#17 - kerbe **User deleted account** (05/19/2010) [-]
when down on a midget last night... never thought i would stoop so low
+5
#28 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - thatflyingbacon **User deleted account** (05/19/2010) [-]
i guess
*puts on sunglasses *
there for low prices


YEaaaaaahawwwwwwww
User avatar #29 - Alimosaka (05/20/2010) [-]
Too bad I couldn't afford them, Considering my funds are running short and I feel low for getting a hooker
User avatar #31 to #29 - LeanPocket (05/20/2010) [-]
******* lol.
+4
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Xanderk (05/19/2010) [-]
Thats just a tiny issue.
They can learn to measure up to the rest of society.
But dont let these inults get you down.

Though I think I'm setting the bar alittle low.
+4
#4 to #2 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - Xanderk (05/19/2010) [-]
I do believe your being the bigger person about this.
I am glad to say that these issues have become miniscule now.
Society has faced us with rather easy and petite issue in these days.
Hopefully we may come to a more hefty solution for this.
+1
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User avatar #10 to #9 - AlienJohn (05/19/2010) [-]
You two get a room - OH WAIT, This IS a room. Nevermind
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#11 to #10 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #11 - Xanderk (05/20/2010) [-]
I do agree, we need to elevate this topic to a higher position in politics today. Hopyfully in the process we dont short change anyone else.
+1
#39 to #38 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #40 to #39 - Xanderk (05/20/2010) [-]
Hopefully, our current issues wont be downsized under todays problems. I know that sometimes they have a short fuse for these sorts of things.
+1
#41 to #40 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 to #11 - Rascal (05/20/2010) [-]
It's funny cause you guys are making short puns.
User avatar #20 - Ripp (05/20/2010) [-]
They need to get the money one way or another because
*puts on sunglasses*
They're a little short.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #7 - teambocabeast (05/19/2010) [-]
i see what u did thar...
#3 - waitingtolive (05/19/2010) [-]
small hands make it look bigger!!!
#15 to #3 - hellbreaker (05/19/2010) [-]
unfortunately for you they make yours smaller
#43 to #15 - waitingtolive (05/20/2010) [-]
well it was enough to make that cum guzzling gutter slut you call "Mom" beg for more..... how she doing with here new job at 2girls1cup anyway.
#47 to #43 - hellbreaker (05/20/2010) [-]
thats ssssssoooOOOOOOO funny. the "slutty mom" joke ssssssssOOOOOOOO original. and the 2 girls 1 cup refrence CLASSIC.
you ever think about writing greeting cards?
#48 to #47 - hellbreaker (05/21/2010) [-]
just incase your stupid. that was sarcasm.
#49 to #48 - waitingtolive (05/21/2010) [-]
Awesome.... What are you, like 12? How about you just go try to post something funny or write a funny comment instead making yourself look like an ignorant douche bag....in other words. GROW UP!
#50 to #49 - hellbreaker (05/21/2010) [-]
hey rere you started this **** . why dont you just take a joke, laugh at it, and get on with your life.
User avatar #35 - FourChanHater (05/20/2010) [-]
Midget hookers would be great, because they don't have to kneel if they wanna blow you.
User avatar #36 to #35 - AlienJohn (05/20/2010) [-]
And you can sit your beer down on the top of her head
User avatar #45 to #36 - FourChanHater (05/20/2010) [-]
But if you want to doggy her you either have to get REALLY low or she has to go on a table or something.
User avatar #46 to #45 - AlienJohn (05/20/2010) [-]
I figure face down on the hood of a Hummer should work
User avatar #33 - jogz (05/20/2010) [-]
I love midget hookers! I'm NUTS over them
#32 - ReggieandAndy **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [-]
middgets always have big taggalong heads
#27 - garybb **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [-]
i don't like them there so short tempered
User avatar #22 - ZOMFGnoWaysz (05/20/2010) [-]
.....dont set you sights too high.

i thought it was a little funny.
#16 - OldHerbert **User deleted account** (05/19/2010) [-]
Yes, but little man hookers are the best.


MMmmmmmmh.
#44 - thatflyingbacon **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [-]
i cant see what u did thar
*looks down *

ooh now i see it
User avatar #42 - TommyAllen (05/20/2010) [-]
Selling themselves short from half price.
#34 - Rascal (05/20/2010) [-]
xD
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