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#48 - Jabberwocky (01/21/2013) [-]
Or she gets angry at you for not knowing her name and cuts off your balls.
Or she gets angry at you for not knowing her name and cuts off your balls.
#88 to #48 - Rascal (01/21/2013) [-]
You don't have a lot of experience with women, do you?
User avatar #95 to #88 - Jabberwocky (01/21/2013) [-]
Not since I had my balls cut off.
User avatar #65 - skumbaner ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
>be Jake Gyllenhaal
>Yell for bitches
>?????
>recive pussy
#30 - srskate (01/21/2013) [-]






Movies are a perfect representation of reality
#68 to #30 - Rascal (01/21/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
#123 to #30 - Rascal (01/21/2013) [-]
First time I've seen this intelligently and properly used.
User avatar #176 to #30 - asmodeu (01/21/2013) [-]
Actually I used to think that....

I was retarded
User avatar #85 to #30 - rubyasshole (01/21/2013) [-]
Movies, I don't know. But I like to use my University as a giant research center to practice human relationships. While I'm getting a degree in graphic design, I also love to study about psychology, so I read a lot of books about it. And the most of time I really try to put the "theory" in my everyday's life. Sometimes it works so fine I can't believe. But sometimes just doesn't occur as the book said. In the last year I've tried to be hated then I tried to be loved by the same people I made hate me. I simply don't give a **** about what they think or feel, by this reason I hang out with the most nicest girls I met. I know how to see people's eyes, and some hints I got watching movies. So.. maybe this one could work in some specific case. Hard to know if so.

Whatever, my english totally sucks. I'm sorry about it.
User avatar #92 to #85 - dubii (01/21/2013) [-]
You're right, I once read a book about the venusian arts. Opposites do attract. Giving a girl false hope that she may not get you is a part of a way of getting her to like you more.
User avatar #129 to #92 - rubyasshole (01/21/2013) [-]
And it's true. The human being is very attracted by the curiosity and mysteries, this is why there is so many people looking for a reason for almost everything. They can't just "feel" without knowing what it means. When you create a "mystery" between you and the other person, you are, basically, "seducing". You look interesting! And the easiest way to do this is just give your back for who you want following you. In some cases it works beautifully well and some cases it's not enough. I really, really love to study relationships.

sorry about my english. Hope you can understand it
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#128 - themountainrook (01/21/2013) [-]
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#5 - tomhefailin (01/20/2013) [-]
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#9 to #5 - iamthou (01/21/2013) [-]
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#137 - UKDan (01/21/2013) [-]
you see Anne Hathaway's tits in this movie....
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#173 to #172 - UKDan (01/21/2013) [-]
well 			****		.
well **** .
#150 to #110 - mrdrpage (01/21/2013) [-]
**mrdrpage rolls 78**
User avatar #154 to #150 - xxkosukexx (01/21/2013) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 94**
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User avatar #125 to #110 - thenoluk (01/21/2013) [-]
... Luke?
User avatar #202 to #125 - nexuser (01/23/2013) [-]
George?... I love how you got voted down
User avatar #56 - lessthanjake (01/21/2013) [-]
I know another tactic:

Be Jake Gyllenhaal
#44 to #2 - tazze (01/21/2013) [-]
alternative version, for OP
User avatar #101 to #3 - garymotherfinoak (01/21/2013) [-]
that game is so ******* rigged
User avatar #46 to #3 - enorus (01/21/2013) [-]
So it's cool to complain about reposts again?
User avatar #104 to #46 - uzzwick (01/21/2013) [-]
if he'd type ''REPOST! gay!!!'' then no, it would not be okay. however, he did it in a classy and funny way which made it acceptable.
#77 to #46 - imabser (01/21/2013) [-]
Yes but it's not cool to complain about people complaining about reposts.
Yes but it's not cool to complain about people complaining about reposts.
#72 to #3 - adrianoc (01/21/2013) [-]
You complain about the content being a repost yet you use one of the most overused "repost" reaction pictures in the internet....
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#122 - eruptinganus (01/21/2013) [-]
This has been reposted way too many times.
User avatar #76 - askafj (01/21/2013) [-]
This was nice, the first time I saw it.
User avatar #50 - TardytheTurtle (01/21/2013) [-]
I've seen this content reposted countless times
I'm not really mad about that
this time anyways
what I'm mad about is that I've yet to get a title to the movie this is from
#55 to #50 - tatuuh (01/21/2013) [-]
What now?
This is exactly what I was about to write

wizzard
User avatar #75 to #50 - hairydickfarts (01/21/2013) [-]
Love and other Drugs
#54 to #50 - pariahlol ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
something like Love and other Drugs
#63 - anticitezenone ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
i admit   
   
it was cool for the fifth time, too
i admit

it was cool for the fifth time, too
#132 - Rascal (01/21/2013) [-]
I could tell you how many time's I've seen this.

But I'd need to use a joke older than Dirt itself.

*cough* Over 9000.
#99 - Vpirate (01/21/2013) [-]
Damn Donnie, you clever
Damn Donnie, you clever
User avatar #121 to #99 - SACAPUNTAS (01/21/2013) [-]
Motha' ******* Darko.
Jake Gyleenhall will always be that neurotic weird kid who saved the world once. In my book.
#124 - gharshi (01/21/2013) [-]
he's Jake Gyllenhaal.
he could fart in a girls face and still get in her pants
User avatar #130 to #124 - beatmasterz (01/21/2013) [-]
Too bad he only likes gay cowboys.
#135 to #131 - beatmasterz (01/21/2013) [-]
Why does your reaction get more thumbs than my joke?
#148 to #135 - stonedphreak (01/21/2013) [-]
because if you want to get thumbs on fj, you have to illustrate your joke with a fitting image or gif. take this as example. as you should be able to see, the relevancy of my photo is off the charts, resulting in endless thumbs. thank me later
User avatar #152 to #148 - beatmasterz (01/21/2013) [-]
I never thought the day would come that someone lower in level than me gave me advice, thanks stranger.
User avatar #177 to #152 - arstya (01/21/2013) [-]
The game...
#156 to #152 - stonedphreak (01/21/2013) [-]
just doing my job
#147 to #135 - choclategum (01/21/2013) [-]
They're just thumbs. Forget about it, be happy!
They're just thumbs. Forget about it, be happy!
User avatar #185 to #135 - bleebloo (01/21/2013) [-]
Because that gif. is hilarious in any situation
User avatar #133 to #130 - secretdestroyers (01/21/2013) [-]
.....dead gay cowboys.
User avatar #7 - mrhumperdoodle (01/21/2013) [-]
what if her actual name is lisa?
User avatar #11 to #7 - klavs (01/21/2013) [-]
Read it again, dude. It says in the very top of the content that her name isn't Lisa.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrhumperdoodle (01/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, then
User avatar #22 to #12 - jokeface (01/21/2013) [-]
Later in the movie her name is revealed to be Cassie. However, she develops a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal's character and so she says "But my friends call me Lisa," in a flirtatious tone.
#13 to #12 - Rascal (01/21/2013) [-]
don't be, if you saw the movie you'd know the line doesn't work on her and she snubs him in the elevator
#19 to #13 - dameush ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
and you get to see anne hathaways tits.. a few times
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