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ALOT
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to
correct other people' s grammar. it kind of looks like a atom between a beat, a yak and a pug, and it
has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where normally be left feeling angry
and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence "1 care about this alot," this is what I imagine:
I CARE ABOUT THIS ALOT
Similarly, when someone says "dot of
talking about
I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are
ALOT or has
ALOT OF MIST
If someone says something like "I feel lonely alot" or "I' m angry alot,' rm going to imagine them
standing there with an em haircut, sharing their (wings with an Mot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
I HEAR THAT ALOT
ALOT MORE DANGEROUS
so the next time you are reading along and you see some guy taming about how he is "aim better at
swimming than Mikhael Phelps," instead of wing angry, you can be like "You' re tight: mots ate
known for their superior swimming capain "es."
ALOT
MICHAEL PHELPS
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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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#35 - Lepain (01/20/2013) [-]
that must help you out alot aton
that must help you out alot aton
User avatar #13 to #10 - myrtille (01/20/2013) [-]
No. The Oatmeal made this.
User avatar #22 to #13 - joshofsouls (01/20/2013) [-]
You must be 26 flavors of stupid.
User avatar #80 to #22 - myrtille (01/20/2013) [-]
You must be 26 of dick.
User avatar #87 to #80 - joshofsouls (01/20/2013) [-]
Oooh, such a fresh comeback, did a 5 year old help you come up with that one, or did you pull it out of a dollar store insult book?
User avatar #88 to #87 - myrtille (01/20/2013) [-]
Since your insult was basically the same thing, you're insulting yourself...
Also, I was pointing out that you were simply rude about it, instead of that batking fellow, who corrected me nicely.
User avatar #79 to #21 - myrtille (01/20/2013) [-]
I stand corrected. Thank you for the information.
User avatar #71 - lightningunicorn (01/20/2013) [-]
This is from hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Give credit OP, sucking cock can't possibly be that distracting when you have enough practice and skill at multitasking to do it while stealing comics.
#41 - burntkittenz (01/20/2013) [-]
I like this post alot
#56 to #41 - pensivepangolin (01/20/2013) [-]
So do I, bro.
#19 - drmcninja (01/20/2013) [-]
Hyperbole and a Half. Allie hates her stuff getting reposted places though, and calls us out by name on her blog. So... ouch.
#43 - techjoker (01/20/2013) [-]
sorry guys,had to do it.
User avatar #50 to #43 - rubixium ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
This post.



Also we must now wait for the day somebody rolls this
User avatar #57 to #50 - fedegon (01/20/2013) [-]
What was it?
#54 to #50 - potatot (01/20/2013) [-]
**potatot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at It had an effect! ** Gonna try this 			****		.
**potatot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at It had an effect! ** Gonna try this **** .
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#6 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
way to give credit you dumb ****

hyperbole and a half
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (01/20/2013) [-]
This post is so funny, it deserves alot of thumbs.
User avatar #23 to #15 - imabser (01/20/2013) [-]
It deserves ALOT of thumbs.


Someone make an ALOT out of green thumbs I don't have photoshop.
#18 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
GIVE CREDIT to the original!!!
#51 - awesomechardey (01/20/2013) [-]
i just love this thing
#1 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
Genius
#2 to #1 - toxikxvenom (01/19/2013) [-]
quite.
quite.
#86 - theundone (01/20/2013) [-]
I always wondered where this came from.
#85 - applescryatnight (01/20/2013) [-]
oh my **** is that thing cute
i want one alot
#27 - greendayidiot (01/20/2013) [-]
It sucks that she is battling depression, she hasnt posted on hyperbole and a half in almost a year and a half. Hopefully she comes back soon.
#91 - anon (01/23/2013) [-]
Is that a Flying Bison?
#90 - GumbyTheStud (01/21/2013) [-]
mfw I see all the "give credit" comments
User avatar #78 - daentraya (01/20/2013) [-]
Ever since i saw that post, i've been using alot alot, simply because i now recognize it as a word, and think that a lot sounds better as alot. And now i've written alot so much that it doesnt feel like a word any more, and this whole thread is now odd because it has alot of alots
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