The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to
correct other people' s grammar. it kind of looks like a atom between a beat, a yak and a pug, and it
has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where normally be left feeling angry
and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence "1 care about this alot," this is what I imagine:
I CARE ABOUT THIS ALOT
Similarly, when someone says "dot of
I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are
ALOT or has
ALOT OF MIST
If someone says something like "I feel lonely alot" or "I' m angry alot,' rm going to imagine them
standing there with an em haircut, sharing their (wings with an Mot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
I HEAR THAT ALOT
ALOT MORE DANGEROUS
so the next time you are reading along and you see some guy taming about how he is "aim better at
swimming than Mikhael Phelps," instead of wing angry, you can be like "You' re tight: mots ate
known for their superior swimming capain "es."