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ALOT
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to
correct other people' s grammar. it kind of looks like a atom between a beat, a yak and a pug, and it
has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where normally be left feeling angry
and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence "1 care about this alot," this is what I imagine:
I CARE ABOUT THIS ALOT
Similarly, when someone says "dot of
talking about
I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are
ALOT or has
ALOT OF MIST
If someone says something like "I feel lonely alot" or "I' m angry alot,' rm going to imagine them
standing there with an em haircut, sharing their (wings with an Mot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
I HEAR THAT ALOT
ALOT MORE DANGEROUS
so the next time you are reading along and you see some guy taming about how he is "aim better at
swimming than Mikhael Phelps," instead of wing angry, you can be like "You' re tight: mots ate
known for their superior swimming capain "es."
ALOT
MICHAEL PHELPS
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#42 - anonymoose
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#35 - Lepain
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that must help you out alot aton
that must help you out alot aton
#10 - batking
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User avatar #13 to #10 - myrtille
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(01/20/2013) [-]
No. The Oatmeal made this.
User avatar #22 to #13 - joshofsouls
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(01/20/2013) [-]
You must be 26 flavors of stupid.
User avatar #80 to #22 - myrtille
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You must be 26 of dick.
User avatar #87 to #80 - joshofsouls
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Oooh, such a fresh comeback, did a 5 year old help you come up with that one, or did you pull it out of a dollar store insult book?
User avatar #88 to #87 - myrtille
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Since your insult was basically the same thing, you're insulting yourself...
Also, I was pointing out that you were simply rude about it, instead of that batking fellow, who corrected me nicely.
User avatar #79 to #21 - myrtille
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I stand corrected. Thank you for the information.
#12 - monkeythefrog
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inb4 FunnyJunk Vs. The Oatmeal starts back up.
User avatar #14 to #12 - Theyneverknow
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Oatmeal has nothing to do with this
User avatar #49 to #14 - Quarma
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hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everyth ing.html

You're half-right. Allie still doesn't like having her **** reposted.
#43 - techjoker
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(01/20/2013) [-]
sorry guys,had to do it.
User avatar #50 to #43 - rubixium
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This post.



Also we must now wait for the day somebody rolls this
User avatar #57 to #50 - fedegon
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What was it?
#54 to #50 - potatot
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**potatot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at It had an effect! ** Gonna try this ****.
**potatot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at It had an effect! ** Gonna try this ****.
#53 to #43 - spenjac
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#7 - mattsfriend
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#16 to #7 - anon id: d31e7678
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oh my god..
#28 to #7 - funforlife
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User avatar #9 to #7 - icedmantwo
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thats the joke
do i really need to explain this too you
User avatar #37 to #9 - theonewhoderps
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(01/20/2013) [-]
to you*
User avatar #38 to #37 - icedmantwo
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oh you, so silly
#39 to #38 - theonewhoderps
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I am not silly,    
I am angry, Full of skin-tearing, bone-snapping rage.
I am not silly,
I am angry, Full of skin-tearing, bone-snapping rage.
#40 to #39 - coasterfreak
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(01/20/2013) [-]
omg rilakkuma :o
#19 - drmcninja
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Hyperbole and a Half. Allie hates her stuff getting reposted places though, and calls us out by name on her blog. So... ouch.
User avatar #71 - lightningunicorn
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(01/20/2013) [-]
This is from hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Give credit OP, sucking cock can't possibly be that distracting when you have enough practice and skill at multitasking to do it while stealing comics.
User avatar #61 - emptysuperman
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What kind of pathetic human being gets angry when someone uses "alot"?
#70 to #61 - erbwie
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#73 to #61 - beaterz
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You bastard! You should not use an alot! it will hurt it's feelings!
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion
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(01/20/2013) [-]
This post is so funny, it deserves alot of thumbs.
User avatar #23 to #15 - imabser
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(01/20/2013) [-]
It deserves ALOT of thumbs.


Someone make an ALOT out of green thumbs I don't have photoshop.