Alot. Alot. ALOT The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people' s grammar. it kind of looks l of niggers
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The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to
correct other people' s grammar. it kind of looks like a atom between a beat, a yak and a pug, and it
has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where normally be left feeling angry
and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence "1 care about this alot," this is what I imagine:
Similarly, when someone says "dot of
talking about
I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are
ALOT or has
If someone says something like "I feel lonely alot" or "I' m angry alot,' rm going to imagine them
standing there with an em haircut, sharing their (wings with an Mot.
The Alot is incredibly versatile.
so the next time you are reading along and you see some guy taming about how he is "aim better at
swimming than Mikhael Phelps," instead of wing angry, you can be like "You' re tight: mots ate
known for their superior swimming capain "es."
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#35 - Lepain (01/20/2013) [-]
that must help you out alot aton
that must help you out alot aton
#10 - batking (01/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#12 - monkeythefrog (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
inb4 FunnyJunk Vs. The Oatmeal starts back up.
User avatar #14 to #12 - Theyneverknow (01/20/2013) [-]
Oatmeal has nothing to do with this
#43 - techjoker (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
sorry guys,had to do it.
#7 - mattsfriend has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #9 to #7 - icedmantwo (01/20/2013) [-]
thats the joke
do i really need to explain this too you
#19 - drmcninja (01/20/2013) [-]
Hyperbole and a Half. Allie hates her stuff getting reposted places though, and calls us out by name on her blog. So... ouch.
User avatar #71 - lightningunicorn (01/20/2013) [-]
This is from

Give credit OP, sucking cock can't possibly be that distracting when you have enough practice and skill at multitasking to do it while stealing comics.
User avatar #61 - emptysuperman (01/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What kind of pathetic human being gets angry when someone uses "alot"?
#73 to #61 - beaterz (01/20/2013) [-]
You bastard! You should not use an alot! it will hurt it's feelings!
#41 - burntkittenz (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like this post alot
User avatar #15 - demandsgayversion (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This post is so funny, it deserves alot of thumbs.
#51 - awesomechardey (01/20/2013) [-]
i just love this thing
User avatar #17 - SuperSixONE (01/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
wow, this is actually vintage, not in a bad way. this little gem is from the "FJ Revolution" time in like 2006. its nice that this is here again.
User avatar #31 to #17 - niggersharkofdoom (01/20/2013) [-]
This "little gem" is from hyperbole and a half.
#27 - greendayidiot (01/20/2013) [-]
It sucks that she is battling depression, she hasnt posted on hyperbole and a half in almost a year and a half. Hopefully she comes back soon.
#86 - theundone ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
I always wondered where this came from.
#85 - applescryatnight (01/20/2013) [-]
oh my **** is that thing cute
i want one alot
User avatar #36 - nigerianprince (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*a lot*
#52 to #36 - awesomechardey (01/20/2013) [-]
not sure if very bad at trolling, or really really stupid.
User avatar #29 - bigbeaufort (01/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is this in reference to the fact that people when writing type "alot" instead of what how it is actually meant to be spelled "a lot".

Or is this in reference to not liking "a lot" and the irony is at this point in time when the word technically doesn't exist as it is spelled in this content.
#1 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2 to #1 - toxikxvenom (01/19/2013) [-]
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