Troll teacher. .. Decided this story was worth a share. So, in the 1st year of High school we had this awesome History teacher named Mr. Scott. (Good friend, we talked about Assa asdasasdasd
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#31 - pyra (01/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - ariakon (01/20/2013) [-]
Had a kick ass Psychology teacher my Junior year. This kid came in every day and slept through the whole class. So one day while the guy was snoozing the teacher took the clock and set it 30 minutes fast, then had everyone go into a room next door that had a two way mirror in it, so we could still see in the room. We proceeded to watch him wake up, look around the empty classroom, and take off running out the door yelling " **** **** **** !" Probably the best moment of High School for me.
#6 to #4 - pokaymahn (01/20/2013) [-]
two way mirror... you mean a window?
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User avatar #10 to #8 - deadmice (01/20/2013) [-]
that's a one way mirror.
User avatar #16 to #10 - danniegurl (01/20/2013) [-]
oopsie.
User avatar #2 - waffies (01/20/2013) [-]
I guess i have a share too.
Sophomore year in high school, Algebra 3-4 teacher named Mr. Manning told me this one, so it's not really mine:

A year or two before i had his class, he had one student that was a stoner of the highest order: Jared. He would show up late and stoned, do nothing all class, and leave, nothing more nothing less. One day, Manning decided to try something. He stuck a walkie-talkie up above the ceiling tiles where Jared sat, and asked the class to play along and act like they heard nothing.

When Jared showed up, Manning excused himself while the class worked on a paper, and stepped out with the other walkie talkie. Then from the ceiling came: "Jared...... Jared..... Can you hear me?..... This is god........ There's something wrong Jared, you've been acting quite shamefully lately havent you?"

Apparently this went on for about 20 minutes before the kids in class broke down laughing at him as he wigged out
#78 to #2 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
Algebra 3 doesn't exist bro. (AFM)
User avatar #84 to #78 - dashdashdash (01/20/2013) [-]
In britain I think they call pre-calculas, Algebra 3, not sure though
User avatar #1 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Decided this story was worth a share.
So, in the 1st year of High school we had this awesome History teacher named Mr. Scott. (Good friend, we talked about Assassin's Creed a lot.)
So, he was really funny, laid back. Everything you would want in a teacher.
One of these examples was when this dude named Ryan was swinging on his chair, Mr. Scott told him to stop but he didn't. A Few seconds later there was a loud thud and when everyone looked over, Ryan was on the ground. Turned out that he had fell and dragged the table down with him.
The whole class stayed silent until we heard a.
"HAHAHA!"
Mr. Scott did not help, he was laughing his arse off.
The class joined him in a laugh.
No one helped Ryan.
**** Ryan.
User avatar #80 to #1 - theyallfloat (01/20/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to have went to Crusoe College (formally KFSC) in Bendigo would you? There's a Mr Scott there that sounds exactly like that.
User avatar #106 to #80 - chopyourhandoff (01/20/2013) [-]
He said first year of high school.
User avatar #109 to #106 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
I Did say that, You are correct.
May i also state that i have no Gender.
I Am a "It."
User avatar #121 to #109 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
Now.... I am curious....
User avatar #122 to #121 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
It is normal to feel that way, i get it a lot.
User avatar #123 to #122 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
So... you can't reproduce?
User avatar #125 to #123 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
I Can.
I Harvest on other people's love for one another and that causes the hive to grow stronger.
I Am the Alpha Fe-male-thing!
MY CHILDREN GROW IN PODS.
MASTER RACE!
User avatar #126 to #125 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
That sounds way too kinky...
I am imagining you as a space alien that knows no gender who follows a class on earth.
You seem cool though.
User avatar #128 to #126 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
If i revealed my true self....
It would be too explosive for the Human Race.
User avatar #129 to #128 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
Hehe still sounds cool.
Looking at your profile picture makes me confused though but it explains it too.
User avatar #130 to #129 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
That is one of my Children.
It is very dear to me.
User avatar #131 to #130 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
It's a lovely kid.... Looks hyperactive though...
User avatar #132 to #131 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
It is one of my best children to come out of the pod.
User avatar #133 to #132 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
I don't want to see the worst if you don't mind.
User avatar #134 to #133 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
All of my children are special in their own way.
User avatar #135 to #134 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
I bet they are.
User avatar #136 to #135 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Yes....
I Have one who does not even know he is my child....
Shame....
User avatar #137 to #136 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
Mitt romney? :c
User avatar #138 to #137 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
No.....
His name is.....
Auda.
User avatar #140 to #138 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
;_; teh horrorz
#142 to #123 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Muahhahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hahhahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
#144 to #142 - auda (01/20/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what I am now...
I'm not sure what I am now...
User avatar #107 to #80 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Nope.
It was Duncanrig Secondary School, UK.
He moved though, might of been to there or something.
User avatar #60 to #1 - theannoyingFJguy (01/20/2013) [-]
Man, **** Ryan, he's an arsehole
#143 to #1 - justaguest (01/20/2013) [-]
my name's Ryan
my name's Ryan
#82 to #1 - dashdashdash (01/20/2013) [-]
Ryan can suck my dick!
Ryan can suck my dick!
User avatar #3 to #1 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Let me go into more detail on that.
When Ryan fell, we all laughed and it took a little while for Mr. Scott to notice that a table was missing from the front row of the class.
Then he pointed and laughed.
So that's my story FJ.
User avatar #32 to #3 - ryanmck (01/20/2013) [-]
mfw my name is Ryan. :( that wasn't a good story at all.
User avatar #79 - hurleyy (01/20/2013) [-]
Story time about my awesome afro-american teacher
>be on bus home from cross country meet
>my black teacher is my coach
>he's chill and stuff
>on the ride back, my friend was dying from heat so he takes off his shirt
>start going through a really bad area and get stopped by a light
>look out the window and see three big black dude making some sort of exchange
>one of the looks at our bus and sees my friend with no shirt on
>says "yo cracka, get yo ****** shirt on or i beat you"
>friend scared ********
>coach hears the guy and yells "yo ***** he cool, he cool"
>black dude: "you sure"
>"yeah ***** "
>"aight you good cracka"
>bus drives away
>epic win by my coach
>realize that my coach is the blackest dude ever
>I'm friends with a black dude
>street credit +99999999999999999
#110 - baditch ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
>Be last year   
>Sophomore in high school   
>Watching childbirth video in Biology class   
>Birth happens surprisingly fast   
>Baby slides out of vagina   
>Doctors grab it and hand it to the mother   
>Class goes "EEEEWWWWW"   
>Ask teacher if we can watch it in reverse   
>Teacher considers this for a moment then agrees   
>Class' FW the doctor takes the baby from the mother and slides it up her vagina.
>Be last year
>Sophomore in high school
>Watching childbirth video in Biology class
>Birth happens surprisingly fast
>Baby slides out of vagina
>Doctors grab it and hand it to the mother
>Class goes "EEEEWWWWW"
>Ask teacher if we can watch it in reverse
>Teacher considers this for a moment then agrees
>Class' FW the doctor takes the baby from the mother and slides it up her vagina.
#45 - whatupnachoface (01/20/2013) [-]
troll lebron james
troll lebron james
User avatar #46 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
I might as well join in.
I was in year 8, in music (I'm British so I think that's like 8th grade for Americans?) my teacher was a slightly psychotic woman named Ms. Johnson.
Anyway, we were all sitting there like assholes not listening and just talking away and not really doing any work. Then she got up looking rather angry and kicked the bin over, of course we all laughed. Which then caused her to pick up her laptop and throw it at the nearest kid. Sadly, as I was on the front row, that was me, and it ******* hurt like a bitch.

tl;dr my teacher threw a laptop at me, and I died.
#49 to #46 - incavis (01/20/2013) [-]
Surely, you got her fired for that?
User avatar #50 to #49 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/20/2013) [-]
She got fired on the basis of mental health issues,.
#51 to #50 - incavis (01/20/2013) [-]
Good enough.
User avatar #17 - mattdoggy (01/20/2013) [-]
>be in a history class with troll teacher
>notorious about trolling kids in our class who screw around or sleep
>typical dumb kid falls asleep in our class and is out like a light
>teacher writes for us to pick all our stuff up quietly and exit the class
>tells me to take down a clock and set the time to 7:30
>i do so and put the clock back
>he turns off his computer and his lights
>last thing he does is take the battery out of the kids phone
>we all go outside to finish the class and even get the janitor to turn the hallway lights off for us
>after a few minutes one of the fast kids knocks on the door of the classroom loudly and then runs away
>we wait a few seconds and hear a loud "AH HELL"
>it's followed up a few seconds later with an even louder "I HATE THIS BATTERY"
>i have to bite my lip to keep from laughing
>after a little bit longer he starts making weird pain screams
>the teacher decides to call the joke off and keep the kid from crying
>he always did crap like that, especially when he was the science teacher
>only the brave and stupid would sleep in his class
User avatar #152 to #17 - thatbleachfan (01/21/2013) [-]
My old history teacher- Mr.Henry- did that. He was a great teacher
User avatar #19 to #17 - albeit (01/20/2013) [-]
That is epic
#27 to #17 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
Getting a phone out of someone's pocket w/o them waking up takes true skill. I'm impressed.
#43 to #17 - mvtjets (01/20/2013) [-]
Still thumbed up though..........
User avatar #33 - atbhcedgeafmge (01/20/2013) [-]
Okay, since everyone's doing it, I thought I'd share a story about a cool teach named Mr. E
One day, something happened that was typical in a white, suburban, upper middle class populated classroom.
And then he did something that was unexpected.
******* loved Mr. E

*awaits red thumbs*
#62 to #33 - notstill ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
That took me longer than it should have to get it.
User avatar #67 to #62 - mettih (01/20/2013) [-]
Tell us your secret to get it D:
#68 to #67 - notstill ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Mr. E did unexpected things

Mister E

Mystery

#104 to #33 - monsterman (01/20/2013) [-]
MFW Mr. E
User avatar #108 to #33 - darkangeloffire (01/20/2013) [-]
I have a Vice Principal named Mr. E for short. He's kind of a dick.
User avatar #38 to #33 - mettih (01/20/2013) [-]
What did he do?
User avatar #39 to #38 - ButtonFly (01/20/2013) [-]
It's a mystery.
User avatar #40 to #39 - mettih (01/20/2013) [-]
We'll never know D:
User avatar #69 to #40 - spaceturtlecadet (01/20/2013) [-]
Mr.E
Mystery
get it now?
User avatar #71 to #69 - mettih (01/20/2013) [-]
I feel so stupid right now..
#72 to #71 - spaceturtlecadet (01/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry.
It took me a while too.
Pic unrelated
User avatar #66 to #38 - ishalltroll (01/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he did something rather unexpected.
#21 - glasstrampoline (01/20/2013) [-]
Greatest School-Related story of all time.

The legend of: Fats McGee and The Retard Three
#30 to #21 - hvacian (01/20/2013) [-]
you deserve a ******** of points for posting that. Thank you, good sir
User avatar #35 to #21 - getsheadfromdolan (01/20/2013) [-]
this and the legend of neil are the greatest tard stories ever
User avatar #47 to #21 - fizzythunder (01/20/2013) [-]
Do you have the byepil one
User avatar #57 to #21 - uzzwick (01/20/2013) [-]
reminds me of the Neal stories.
someone bring the neal stories.
User avatar #59 to #21 - crazyolitis (01/20/2013) [-]
I remember those. Those were ******* awesome!
#23 to #21 - doctorsoul (01/20/2013) [-]
two of the story are repeats
User avatar #24 to #21 - ofmiceandmen (01/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** . I haven't seen this in so long. It's legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.
#34 to #21 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
That is one seriously wrong image. 3 stories are repeated and 2 stories seem to be missing.

That said, I found a better version.
User avatar #74 to #34 - hedgehogman (01/20/2013) [-]
Do you have the one about Neal who goes on rampages with his raptard roar?
User avatar #146 to #74 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
I do but I can't post it since the image is too big. But I have the comment where I got it!
User avatar #147 to #146 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/donotwant/7#7 ******* accidentally managed to post the comment.
User avatar #37 to #34 - glasstrampoline (01/20/2013) [-]
Thanks for the heads up! Saved and replaced!
#89 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
>barely wake up in the morning   
>go to school   
>tired as 			****		   
>have to work all night cus my parents are 			*******		 poor and gonna lose the house   
>so tired   
>fall asleep in class   
>wake up to the sound of the bell   
>faceplant   
>break nose   
>everyone laugh at me
>barely wake up in the morning
>go to school
>tired as ****
>have to work all night cus my parents are ******* poor and gonna lose the house
>so tired
>fall asleep in class
>wake up to the sound of the bell
>faceplant
>break nose
>everyone laugh at me
#94 to #89 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
reading book i get done, hungry go to look for something to put in face hole, get up and i am back down.
#96 to #95 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
ya lets just say the person who tied my shoe had mental issues after i was through with them
#98 to #96 - anonymoused (01/20/2013) [-]
lol did you chase them with ur tied shoes
#99 to #98 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
thats funny but they had them too tight it took me a long time to get the shoe laces undone
#145 to #101 - puppyloverone (01/20/2013) [-]
i have seen that before thought it was funny
#153 to #148 - puppyloverone (01/23/2013) [-]
havent seen that one yet not sure what to say but ok
#105 - naggerbatch (01/20/2013) [-]
> Freshman year of high school   
>Had this science teacher named Mr. Emery   
> 			*******		 legend   
>Some dumbass kids in my class seeing if they can fit their heads in the hole in the back of the chair   
>Some dumbass kid got his head stuck   
>WAH WAH WAH HELP ME TEACHER MAN   
>Teacher gets up, takes out his phone, and takes a picture   
>Laughs heartily with the rest of the class at the kid's misfortune   
>Sits back down   
>Spend rest of the day making fun of the kid
> Freshman year of high school
>Had this science teacher named Mr. Emery
> ******* legend
>Some dumbass kids in my class seeing if they can fit their heads in the hole in the back of the chair
>Some dumbass kid got his head stuck
>WAH WAH WAH HELP ME TEACHER MAN
>Teacher gets up, takes out his phone, and takes a picture
>Laughs heartily with the rest of the class at the kid's misfortune
>Sits back down
>Spend rest of the day making fun of the kid


+9
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#65 - thehiddenweasel (01/20/2013) [-]
Teacher's FW the kid wakes up
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#86 - xchikoritax (01/20/2013) [-]
teacher's face when
User avatar #9 - ningenpoop (01/20/2013) [-]
once in math, 7th grade, i fell asleep while the hottest chick in school was across the table from me the teacher smacked the ruler right next to my face i then proceeded to fall to the ground mumbling and a bounch of my was drool running all over my chin and shirt.
+6
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#52 - krizz (01/20/2013) [-]
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what if he was wearing Uggs?
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