Fucking Australia. G'day mate. File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg) on holiday's Australia airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop get off plane, not a australia
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Fucking Australia

Tags: australia
File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg)
on holiday's Australia
airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop
get off plane, not allowed until I I have a knife big enough to kill a crocodile
standard issue Australian Crocodile killing knife
Leeave airport in Kangaroo tak, sitting in the pouch
mugged by literally every person we hop past
******** convicts
at hotel, it' s been repossessed by abos.
****** LAND"
withe them with gold I found lying on the ground
inside to wash Vegemite off myself
now runs only petrol
Hie outside, attacked by spider
with
nly pisses it off
Horn in half by bus sized spider
called a cunt for not being able to fight it off
get on flight back home, no petrol forthe plane because an abo sniffed it all
stuck outside Airport, get caught in passing bushfire and die
******* Australia.
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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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#9 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
luckily for him he didn't encounter any frogs
#8 - greaseymonkey (01/19/2013) [-]
i feel offended!
no one here drinks fosters
that why we send it over to over countries
#175 to #8 - enialis (01/20/2013) [-]
I've read somewhere that you can cook meth using fosters and other basic supplies
User avatar #11 to #8 - harrylewish (01/19/2013) [-]
And we have so many adverts about it over here.
But they say it actually gets brewed in the UK?
#67 to #8 - kingpongthedon (01/20/2013) [-]
Brewed in Ft. Worth, Texas.
#88 to #8 - fiddyone (01/20/2013) [-]
I always find it funny that fosters is advertised as an Australian beer, but it's not even sold there!
It's cheap as **** here, so I forgive them.
#3 - remsaman (01/19/2013) [-]
then it rained and pissed off a koala.
#135 to #3 - demonjuice (01/20/2013) [-]
That's a drop bear.
That's a drop bear.
#151 to #3 - jakekel (01/20/2013) [-]
But **** was cool, he was thirsty.
#172 - misterlad (01/20/2013) [-]
Scarnon poofs,

Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at ********* pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? **** mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.

Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all ****** fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.

Pic related: It’s me and me Commodore
#189 to #173 - fistpump (01/20/2013) [-]
What is currently occurring, homosexuals,
My acquaintances call me Basil, and I have a disliking to every one of your kin. You're all a gathering of stupid overweight vaginas who waste all day observing pictures of bad taste. You are everything that is vomit-worthy in the stagnant pool of water that we live. Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse? By the gods, acquaintance, she'll very much be mocking other males of your species due to you being a depressed vagina, but your kin take it to an entirely new level. This is more depressing than masturbating in a place that is unclean.

Don't be inclined to cause havoc. Just attempt to cause personal disharmony to me by directing your most offensive insults toward me. It's true, I'm an alpha male. I was captain of the touch football team and top batsman at the cricket club. What activities do you partake in, other than "masturbating furiously to photographs of women of poor taste"? I obtained a higher-level qualification from my job training, and have an admirable Holden VL Commodore (which happens to have recently been serviced, making the engine sound amazing). You and your kin are all homosexuals, and should commit the ungodly act of suicide.
I thank for you taking your time to read what I have to say.

This photograph is related to my text; It's myself and my Holden VL Commodore.
#121 - klondikemonster (01/20/2013) [-]
Come to always sunny Australia and meet some of the colorful wildlife including, but not limited to...

Kangarillas!
#123 to #122 - klondikemonster (01/20/2013) [-]
Black Widows!
#124 to #123 - klondikemonster (01/20/2013) [-]
White Widows!
#125 to #124 - klondikemonster (01/20/2013) [-]
Electric ScissorBees!
#128 to #127 - klondikemonster (01/20/2013) [-]
And Dragodiles!
#133 to #128 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
What is this all from?
#5 - vlauer (01/19/2013) [-]
Uh, yeah...
User avatar #31 to #5 - arlingtonn (01/20/2013) [-]
Saw this picture at the same time my loud-ass phone went off and i literally yelled out loud
#19 to #5 - hrx (01/19/2013) [-]
oh GOD NO
oh GOD NO
User avatar #10 to #5 - cdm (01/19/2013) [-]
My years of gaming are telling me to stab at its glowing orange ass...
#14 to #10 - hidin ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
lost planet does that to ya.....
#92 to #14 - ajaxthegreat (01/20/2013) [-]
Legend of Zelda*
#82 - killerblue (01/20/2013) [-]
I am surprised he didn't go swimming
#111 to #82 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
that is a goliath tiger fish from africa. sorry dude.
#86 - iamphoenix (01/20/2013) [-]
That seems largely inaccurate. The spiders usually tear people into thirds.
#22 - puggles (01/20/2013) [-]
drop bear, out of nowhere
#134 to #22 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
I dont get it,arent koalas puss and vegies?
#174 - drloomis (01/20/2013) [-]
"No petrol for the plane because the Abo sniffed it all" lost it at that.
#23 - fuzball (01/20/2013) [-]
uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝq oʇ pnoɹd ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ
#176 to #23 - enialis (01/20/2013) [-]
How is Sidney like? Maybe next year i'm going to study there, but I've never been to Australia at all
#178 to #176 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
Sydney is pretty nice, just very busy.
#190 to #178 - enialis (01/20/2013) [-]
Do you get stabbed very often?
#158 - ghettoswag (01/20/2013) [-]
2 Australia related posts one after the other?!
#103 - cazabrow (01/20/2013) [-]
hah, tourists.
hah, tourists.
#99 - Ulmer (01/20/2013) [-]
Ya prancin' show ponies.
#139 to #99 - iamzombie (01/20/2013) [-]
**iamzombie rolled a random image posted in comment #33874 at Friendly ** lol ponies
#58 - katyperrysboobs (01/20/2013) [-]
He forgot to say a dingo ate his baby
#162 - nigelroosevelt (01/20/2013) [-]
Ok so. I'm Australian and I still don't get why everyone thinks we all drink Fosters. No one I know drinks the stuff. I rarely even see it in the booze shops around here. PLS ESPLAIN
User avatar #177 to #162 - zombiemanic (01/20/2013) [-]
All ive seen is our states beer, e.g. VB = Victorian Bitter.
User avatar #182 to #162 - loszombis (01/20/2013) [-]
i asked my dad once why you never see fosters in stores anymore he said they moved it to QLD and renamed it XXXX, i asked him why its called XXXX and he said they couldnt have the word **** on the can XD
#165 to #162 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
"Fosters, it's Australian for beer!"

That's why... :(
#183 to #165 - doggstar (01/20/2013) [-]
but only poms and yanks drink that piss
#63 to #45 - matoob (01/20/2013) [-]
this is the best explanation of australians i can think of
#64 to #63 - camwilskel (01/20/2013) [-]
I'm an Australian and that's correct
User avatar #65 to #64 - matoob (01/20/2013) [-]
me too. i ******* love our country
#66 to #65 - camwilskel (01/20/2013) [-]
me too....
#68 to #66 - matoob (01/20/2013) [-]
thats good, but...<
#70 to #69 - matoob (01/20/2013) [-]
yes! i also just found this
User avatar #73 to #72 - matoob (01/20/2013) [-]
i don't think thats a bobsled team, i think thats a gang bang
User avatar #42 - fodalulz (01/20/2013) [-]
>S'ARE ****** LAND

lost it
User avatar #106 to #42 - doldis (01/20/2013) [-]
Same. I heard it in Demo's voice as well! It doesn't make sense since he's scottish but it just sounds funnier in my head.
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