Fucking Australia. G'day mate. File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg) on holiday's Australia airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop get off plane, not a australia
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File: -( 115 Kla, 435x435, , jpg)
on holiday's Australia
airport is just the carpark of massive Fosters shop
get off plane, not allowed until I I have a knife big enough to kill a crocodile
standard issue Australian Crocodile killing knife
Leeave airport in Kangaroo tak, sitting in the pouch
mugged by literally every person we hop past
Ffucking convicts
at hotel, it' s been repossessed by abos.
FUCKIN LAND"
withe them with gold I found lying on the ground
inside to wash Vegemite off myself
now runs only petrol
Hie outside, attacked by spider
with
nly pisses it off
Horn in half by bus sized spider
called a cunt for not being able to fight it off
get on flight back home, no petrol forthe plane because an abo sniffed it all
stuck outside Airport, get caught in passing bushfire and die
Fucking Australia.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#9 - scodran
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(01/19/2013) [-]
luckily for him he didn't encounter any frogs
#8 - greaseymonkey
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(01/19/2013) [-]
i feel offended!
no one here drinks fosters
that why we send it over to over countries
User avatar #11 to #8 - harrylewish [OP]
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And we have so many adverts about it over here.
But they say it actually gets brewed in the UK?
#67 to #8 - kingpongthedon
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(01/20/2013) [-]
Brewed in Ft. Worth, Texas.
#88 to #8 - fiddyone
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I always find it funny that fosters is advertised as an Australian beer, but it's not even sold there!
It's cheap as **** here, so I forgive them.
User avatar #175 to #8 - enialis
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I've read somewhere that you can cook meth using fosters and other basic supplies
#3 - remsaman
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(01/19/2013) [-]
then it rained and pissed off a koala.
#135 to #3 - demonjuice
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(01/20/2013) [-]
That's a drop bear.
That's a drop bear.
#151 to #3 - jakekel
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(01/20/2013) [-]
But **** was cool, he was thirsty.
#5 - vlauer
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Uh, yeah...
User avatar #31 to #5 - arlingtonn
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(01/20/2013) [-]
Saw this picture at the same time my loud-ass phone went off and i literally yelled out loud
#16 to #5 - tallperson
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#19 to #5 - hrx
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oh GOD NO
oh GOD NO
User avatar #10 to #5 - cdm
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(01/19/2013) [-]
My years of gaming are telling me to stab at its glowing orange ass...
#14 to #10 - hidin
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(01/19/2013) [-]
lost planet does that to ya.....
#92 to #14 - ajaxthegreat
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(01/20/2013) [-]
Legend of Zelda*
#23 - fuzball
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(01/20/2013) [-]
uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝq oʇ pnoɹd ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ
User avatar #176 to #23 - enialis
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(01/20/2013) [-]
How is Sidney like? Maybe next year i'm going to study there, but I've never been to Australia at all
#178 to #176 - anon id: 89b07f42
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(01/20/2013) [-]
Sydney is pretty nice, just very busy.
User avatar #190 to #178 - enialis
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Do you get stabbed very often?
#82 - killerblue
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(01/20/2013) [-]
I am surprised he didn't go swimming
#84 to #82 - allcontent
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(01/20/2013) [-]
*******
#111 to #82 - anon id: ebd48a38
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(01/20/2013) [-]
that is a goliath tiger fish from africa. sorry dude.
#172 - misterlad
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(01/20/2013) [-]
Scarnon poofs,

Me mates call be Bazza and I’ve got a blue with every single one of ya. You’re all a bunch of drongo fat cunts who bludge all day looking at ********* pictures. You are everything that is crook in the billabong. Have any of ya ever got a root? **** mate, she’ll be right taking the piss outta other blokes cos you’re a sad cunt, but ya all take it to another level. This is sadder than having a bat to boongs mate.

Don’t be a ratbag. Just have a crack at me with ya best mate. Fair dinkum, I’m a top bloke. I was captain of the touch footy team and tops batsman at the cricket club. What games do ya’s play other than “tossing off to pictures of Footscray birds”. I got all competent in my Cert IV at TAFE and have a sweet as VL Commodore (she just got serviced, the engine sounds so grouse). You’re all ****** fairies who should just off yaselves. Cheers for taking a squizz.

Pic related: It’s me and me Commodore
#173 to #172 - kylermannn
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(01/20/2013) [-]
WAT?
#189 to #173 - fistpump
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(01/20/2013) [-]
What is currently occurring, homosexuals,
My acquaintances call me Basil, and I have a disliking to every one of your kin. You're all a gathering of stupid overweight vaginas who waste all day observing pictures of bad taste. You are everything that is vomit-worthy in the stagnant pool of water that we live. Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse? By the gods, acquaintance, she'll very much be mocking other males of your species due to you being a depressed vagina, but your kin take it to an entirely new level. This is more depressing than masturbating in a place that is unclean.

Don't be inclined to cause havoc. Just attempt to cause personal disharmony to me by directing your most offensive insults toward me. It's true, I'm an alpha male. I was captain of the touch football team and top batsman at the cricket club. What activities do you partake in, other than "masturbating furiously to photographs of women of poor taste"? I obtained a higher-level qualification from my job training, and have an admirable Holden VL Commodore (which happens to have recently been serviced, making the engine sound amazing). You and your kin are all homosexuals, and should commit the ungodly act of suicide.
I thank for you taking your time to read what I have to say.

This photograph is related to my text; It's myself and my Holden VL Commodore.
#22 - puggles
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(01/20/2013) [-]
drop bear, out of nowhere
#134 to #22 - anon id: b93a1687
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I dont get it,arent koalas puss and vegies?
#121 - klondikemonster
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(01/20/2013) [-]
Come to always sunny Australia and meet some of the colorful wildlife including, but not limited to...

Kangarillas!
#122 to #121 - klondikemonster
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Badhawks!
#123 to #122 - klondikemonster
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Black Widows!
#124 to #123 - klondikemonster
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White Widows!
#125 to #124 - klondikemonster
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Electric ScissorBees!
#127 to #125 - klondikemonster
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Golems!
#128 to #127 - klondikemonster
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(01/20/2013) [-]
And Dragodiles!
#133 to #128 - deliciousdee
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(01/20/2013) [-]
What is this all from?
User avatar #146 to #133 - klondikemonster
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#45 - camwilskel
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#63 to #45 - matoob
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this is the best explanation of australians i can think of
#64 to #63 - camwilskel
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(01/20/2013) [-]
I'm an Australian and that's correct
User avatar #65 to #64 - matoob
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me too. i ******* love our country
#66 to #65 - camwilskel
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me too....
#68 to #66 - matoob
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thats good, but...<
#69 to #68 - camwilskel
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#70 to #69 - matoob
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yes! i also just found this
#72 to #70 - camwilskel
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User avatar #73 to #72 - matoob
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i don't think thats a bobsled team, i think thats a gang bang
#77 to #73 - camwilskel
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