Fuckin /b/. . File: 1358568_ -( 55 KB, 333x458, , jpg) you' found a magic lamp. you rub it and the genie comes out. you have three wishes, but you must ohaither
x
Click to expand

Fuckin /b/

File: 1358568_ -( 55 KB, 333x458, , jpg)
you' found a magic lamp.
you rub it and the genie comes out.
you have three wishes, but you must ohaithere rules:
I. no wishing for more wishes
2. no wishing for more genies and/ or lamps
l no bringing backhoe dead
4. no killing
5. i wont make someone fall in love
E. nothing that will current laws of physics
T. no supernatural powers or abilities
l you cant wish for money"
what are your three wishes?
Anonymous (ID: } / l 8/ 13( Fri) 23: 09: 54 No. 452081461
I. I wish I could wish for no limits on wishing
2. I wish for no limits on wishing
l I wish for infinite wishes.
Mrs ad
well played sir
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+2791
Views: 67662
Favorited: 321
Submitted: 01/19/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to thatfatninja submit to reddit

Comments(284):

[ 284 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#42 - manbearpiglet (01/19/2013) [-]
I would change "Jet Ski" To botorcycle
User avatar #65 to #42 - newbrony (01/19/2013) [-]
Nominate for president, I'll vote for you.
#109 to #65 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
No. He is dumb. Cycle means there are wheels. Has no wheel. Called Jet ski because it skis across the surface of the water. Dumb wish, dumb man. Plus Jet Ski is only one kind of brand. It is really called a PWV, a personal water vehicle.
#177 to #109 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ. Just take the joke.
#231 to #109 - explodingturkey (01/20/2013) [-]
1) Learn to take a joke buddy, the site is called FUNNYjunk
2) They're actually called PWC Personal Water Crafts

Just Saiyan
User avatar #3 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Ignore wishes. **** the genie.
User avatar #77 to #3 - immacoolcat (01/19/2013) [-]
1. I wish I could wish for no limits on wishing
2. I wish for no limits on wishing
3. I wish for infinite wishes.
4. I wish I could **** the genie.

Wishes and sex. Problem solved.
#4 to #3 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
the pictures a lie. the genie is a 7ft black man with a penis the size of your whole arm
User avatar #161 to #4 - wildditto (01/20/2013) [-]
Sounds good, when do we begin?
#20 - chaossniper (01/19/2013) [-]
**** da rulez
#33 to #20 - nsfwanon (01/19/2013) [-]
**** ja rules
#159 - aesis (01/20/2013) [-]
1. Wish for the next wish to come true
2. Wish for the next wish to come true
3. Wish for the first wish not to come true

That'll teach that son of a bitch to try limit my wishing.
User avatar #68 - sekeido ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
First: I wish for a pumpkin pie.
Second: I wish to be a free genie.
Third: I wish my genie free.
User avatar #71 to #68 - fizzythunder (01/19/2013) [-]
but why pumpkin pie, out of all the pies in the world, why pumpkin pie?
User avatar #72 to #71 - sekeido ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
It's my favorite pie. ♥
#59 - daniboyi (01/19/2013) [-]
>Able to grant wishes
>Won't defy laws of physics
>A little to late bitch.
User avatar #35 - hugsta (01/19/2013) [-]
>Wish 'splork' meant 'wish'
>Wish the 'no wishing for more wishes' rule only pertained the the word 'wish', not it's meaning
>Splork for infinite splorks
#102 to #35 - highclassbean (01/19/2013) [-]
you didnt even change the word he uses, come on man
you didnt even change the word he uses, come on man
User avatar #106 to #102 - hugsta (01/19/2013) [-]
And you didn't check to see that all his comics are submitted in gif format, which cannot be enlarged on funnyjunk.
#111 to #106 - highclassbean (01/19/2013) [-]
there we go, now gaze upon it in full form
#110 to #106 - highclassbean (01/19/2013) [-]
**** , well looks though i have been beaten by myself
#5 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
Wishing itself defies the laws of physics.
#163 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
1. A ten by ten mile island covered in forest.
2. A mansion on said island with an incredibly large reinforced underground section.
3. Ten tons of gold in a safe on said island in said mansion in said underground section.

I proceed to make a company out of the ten tons of gold and have a artist paint a picture of a large-breasted, blonde haired woman dressed in Victorian style with a confusing as hell epitaph under it.
Later on, when I'm older, I'll tell my kids that the person in the picture was a witch who gave me the gold and whoever solves the epitaph gets all my gold when I die. If none of them get close to solving it, I'll hire a killer to start killing them off according to the epitaph until someone solves it.
User avatar #184 to #163 - makethingsworse (01/20/2013) [-]
>can't wish for money

Gold, in a sense, is still a currency. Much like diamonds.
#193 to #184 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
Would ten tons of Rhodium fit your fancy better?
User avatar #197 to #193 - makethingsworse (01/20/2013) [-]
Hm, that's actually an interesting idea. Would it break the genies rules to wish for something that is worth tons of money. It's essentially the same thing.
#201 to #197 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
I'd have to say no, or else that would mean that you can't wish for anything with a dollar value and because everything has a dollar value you're pretty much stuck.
#215 to #201 - laspussy (01/20/2013) [-]
Then why not wish for someone else to get the money for you? You could have thousands of workers and a company. If you want you could also wish for someone to appear before you with a suitcase containing the desired amount of money or have someone else wish for the money. You can't wish to kill them but there are no restrictions against killing them without wishing and then wishing to remove the body no are there?
#240 to #215 - jedic (01/20/2013) [-]
Let's try flipping the chessboard.

Wishing for money even in another place or wishing to create another person with said money is still creating the money. Thus it cannot happen as the exact wording says "You cannot wish for money". The genies words can be treated with as much weight as Red Truth. With my way of reasoning the money itself is not created although a way of converting into money could happen.

If you're referring to making a wish like, "I wish for John Raynor to go and get me 10 million dollars." then this would fall under forcing someone to do something. If the genie cannot force someone to love, how can you force him to do an elaborate action?

Even If this wish does go through, there is no guarantee that Mr. Raynor will succeed in his task and you would have simply wasted a wish. It's far too elaborate a scheme for someone to pull off with only the thought of "I must get X amount of dollars" and no other thoughts.

To counter the thousands of workers and a company, if you have no starting income it'd just fall apart. Plus, the creation of humans would be similar to raising the dead so I'd assume it'd be impossible for him to do.

Lastly, completely erasing the body would break scientific laws and thus since the Genie cannot violate physics nor give supernatural powers how can you expect him to do something like that?
User avatar #185 to #163 - makethingsworse (01/20/2013) [-]
Thumb for you. nonetheless.
#80 - samoaspider (01/19/2013) [-]
i wish for a memory eraser and a pair of sunglasses.
i wish for a memory eraser and a pair of sunglasses.
#69 - crazyolitis (01/19/2013) [-]
Genie's FW
Genie's FW
#38 - daniboyi (01/19/2013) [-]
I wish to be transported right in front of another genie lamp, safely.
I wish to be transported right in front of another genie lamp, safely.
#113 to #108 - highclassbean (01/19/2013) [-]
you heartless bastard
#116 to #113 - daniboyi (01/19/2013) [-]
Does this look like the face of mercy?
User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (01/19/2013) [-]
that's pretty damn clever
#254 - cometfire (01/20/2013) [-]
Maybe the reason why there are no genies anymore is because someone did this and it broke the laws of jinn, thus severing all genies from our reality.

Way to go, smart ass! This is why we can't have nice things!
#83 - guidedhandsbitch (01/19/2013) [-]
**guidedhandsbitch rolled a random image posted in comment #2546637 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** I wish for this in my living room
User avatar #84 to #83 - guidedhandsbitch (01/19/2013) [-]
not bad. we could play video games, I guess.
#93 to #84 - fiddlestickz (01/19/2013) [-]
that looks like an adolescent version Jaws, before the whole metal thing
#43 - rambearclaw (01/19/2013) [-]
I wish I was dead.
#134 - leagetshitpack (01/20/2013) [-]
show me the real slim shady
#198 - draigon (01/20/2013) [-]
That's a gay ******* genie. I get the wish things but **** dude no superpowers really????
User avatar #222 to #198 - HardyUndertook (01/20/2013) [-]
well once you have super powers you can wish to wish to have super powers then wish for super powers
#148 - internetbridgetrol (01/20/2013) [-]
>Wish for the ability to break any rule without conciquence   
>Wish for unlimited wishes   
>Wish for ability to grant own wishes   
>Set Genie free   
>			****		 Genie   
>Magic powers and new GF   
>?????   
>Profit
>Wish for the ability to break any rule without conciquence
>Wish for unlimited wishes
>Wish for ability to grant own wishes
>Set Genie free
> **** Genie
>Magic powers and new GF
>?????
>Profit
-4
#154 to #148 - jonolav has deleted their comment [-]
+3
#166 to #154 - scootymcbooty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#164 to #154 - internetbridgetrol (01/20/2013) [-]
Ok, you seem a bit slow, let me break this down.   
   
My FIRST wish would be, and i quote    
">Wish for the ability to break any rule without conciquence"   
   
>Wish for the ability to break ANY rule without conciquence   
   
INCLUDING THE GENIE'S RULES
Ok, you seem a bit slow, let me break this down.

My FIRST wish would be, and i quote
">Wish for the ability to break any rule without conciquence"

>Wish for the ability to break ANY rule without conciquence

INCLUDING THE GENIE'S RULES

0
#203 to #164 - jonolav has deleted their comment [-]
0
#302 to #164 - jonolav has deleted their comment [-]
0
#299 to #164 - jonolav has deleted their comment [-]
[ 284 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)