Fuckin /b/. . File: 1358568_ -( 55 KB, 333x458, , jpg) you' found a magic lamp. you rub it and the genie comes out. you have three wishes, but you must ohaither
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File: 1358568_ -( 55 KB, 333x458, , jpg)
you' found a magic lamp.
you rub it and the genie comes out.
you have three wishes, but you must ohaithere rules:
I. no wishing for more wishes
2. no wishing for more genies and/ or lamps
l no bringing backhoe dead
4. no killing
5. i wont make someone fall in love
E. nothing that will current laws of physics
T. no supernatural powers or abilities
l you cant wish for money"
what are your three wishes?
Anonymous (ID: } / l 8/ 13( Fri) 23: 09: 54 No. 452081461
I. I wish I could wish for no limits on wishing
2. I wish for no limits on wishing
l I wish for infinite wishes.
Mrs ad
well played sir
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User avatar #3 - Shadow Guardian (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ignore wishes. **** the genie.
#20 - chaossniper (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** da rulez
#42 - manbearpiglet (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I would change "Jet Ski" To botorcycle
#59 - daniboyi (01/19/2013) [-]
>Able to grant wishes
>Won't defy laws of physics
>A little to late bitch.
User avatar #35 - hugsta (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Wish 'splork' meant 'wish'
>Wish the 'no wishing for more wishes' rule only pertained the the word 'wish', not it's meaning
>Splork for infinite splorks
#159 - aesis (01/20/2013) [-]
1. Wish for the next wish to come true
2. Wish for the next wish to come true
3. Wish for the first wish not to come true

That'll teach that son of a bitch to try limit my wishing.
#38 - daniboyi (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I wish to be transported right in front of another genie lamp, safely.
I wish to be transported right in front of another genie lamp, safely.
User avatar #68 - sekeido (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
First: I wish for a pumpkin pie.
Second: I wish to be a free genie.
Third: I wish my genie free.
#163 - jedic (01/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
1. A ten by ten mile island covered in forest.
2. A mansion on said island with an incredibly large reinforced underground section.
3. Ten tons of gold in a safe on said island in said mansion in said underground section.

I proceed to make a company out of the ten tons of gold and have a artist paint a picture of a large-breasted, blonde haired woman dressed in Victorian style with a confusing as hell epitaph under it.
Later on, when I'm older, I'll tell my kids that the person in the picture was a witch who gave me the gold and whoever solves the epitaph gets all my gold when I die. If none of them get close to solving it, I'll hire a killer to start killing them off according to the epitaph until someone solves it.
#80 - samoaspider (01/19/2013) [-]
i wish for a memory eraser and a pair of sunglasses.
i wish for a memory eraser and a pair of sunglasses.
#69 - crazyolitis (01/19/2013) [-]
Genie's FW
Genie's FW
User avatar #195 - amoussa (01/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'd just wish for eternal happiness. Hey, our sole purpose of life is to seek exactly that!
#202 to #195 - feelythefeel ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Actually, our only purpose is to **** and die so that our children can **** and die.
#63 - patofeliz (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
-Wish to be sent to a desert island
-Wish for above average strenght
-Wish for her losing her powers

And rape mercyless the **** out of her.
Yes because she's a smoking hot blonde.
And if, not, well, a hole is still a hole.
User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (01/19/2013) [-]
that's pretty damn clever
#254 - cometfire (01/20/2013) [-]
Maybe the reason why there are no genies anymore is because someone did this and it broke the laws of jinn, thus severing all genies from our reality.

Way to go, smart ass! This is why we can't have nice things!
#148 - internetbridgetrol (01/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Wish for the ability to break any rule without conciquence   
>Wish for unlimited wishes   
>Wish for ability to grant own wishes   
>Set Genie free   
>						****					 Genie   
>Magic powers and new GF   
>?????   
>Profit
>Wish for the ability to break any rule without conciquence
>Wish for unlimited wishes
>Wish for ability to grant own wishes
>Set Genie free
> **** Genie
>Magic powers and new GF
>?????
>Profit
#83 - guidedhandsbitch (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**guidedhandsbitch rolled a random image posted in comment #2546637 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** I wish for this in my living room
User avatar #7 - Maroon (01/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
"I wish you didn't have all these gay rules"
"I wish for infinite wishes"
"I wish to be the immortal ruler of the universe"

huh, guess I only needed 2 wishes after all
+15
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User avatar #169 - rakitas (01/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
1.To be Happy
2.To be Healthy
3.To be free
User avatar #171 to #169 - snakefire (01/20/2013) [-]
I'm all three already


IM FROM AMERICA
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