Rori. Loli wife? Where do I sign up?. Would you rather... 31 281 disagree Date someone who always looks ED. Date 12 year old that looks 80!
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#4 - hrimthurs (01/19/2013) [-]
Date 12 year old that looks 80!
User avatar #5 to #4 - hrimthurs (01/19/2013) [-]
Seriously, the 'Date someone who ALWAYS looks 80' is projeria, which only applies to underage kids! (They die before they become legal)
#55 to #5 - bubblefoxee (01/20/2013) [-]
Your profile-picture suggest you don't care.
User avatar #23 to #4 - popkornking (01/19/2013) [-]
Related joke: What's so bad about kids with progeria? They just grow up so fast!
User avatar #2 - konradkurze (01/19/2013) [-]
date someone who looks 12
how many guys date asian girls and get this issue
#19 - puggles (01/19/2013) [-]
guess which one i chose.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Faz (01/19/2013) [-]
Have you ever tried spinning her on your dick?
#21 to #20 - puggles (01/19/2013) [-]
i mean, umm... maybe
i mean, umm... maybe
User avatar #9 - srapture (01/19/2013) [-]
This isn't even a slightly difficult decision, being 18 at the moment. For it to even be worth considering choosing the older option, it would have to be a choice between always looking 12 or always looking ~50.
User avatar #10 to #9 - srapture (01/19/2013) [-]
Just to clarify, I don't find 12-year-olds attractive.
#22 to #10 - erotictentacle (01/19/2013) [-]
Ofcourse you don't, noone does, right?
Ofcourse you don't, noone does, right?
User avatar #25 to #22 - srapture (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm not sure now, after that response. I don't know any 12-year-old girls. I'm sort of picturing a 3rd grader or something. Maybe I see a lot of attractive 12-year-olds and think they're older than that. Dated a 14-year-old last year. Not sure if there is a significant difference in features between those ages.
#26 to #25 - erotictentacle (01/19/2013) [-]
Well, i would indeed mind dating a typical 12 year old girl. But if the girl was mature for my taste and looked like she was 12.......
Well, i would indeed mind dating a typical 12 year old girl. But if the girl was mature for my taste and looked like she was 12.......
User avatar #27 to #26 - srapture (01/19/2013) [-]
I do like my girls little, so I suppose a girl looking 12 years old could work for me in that regard.
#28 to #27 - erotictentacle (01/19/2013) [-]
Good. Now i'll just leave this here as a final reminder.
User avatar #30 to #28 - srapture (01/19/2013) [-]
Sakura was one lucky ************ bathing with Zakuro and Dokuro. Finest 9-year-old I ever seen.
#32 to #30 - erotictentacle (01/19/2013) [-]
yep. Too bad he sucks. (not in the good way)
yep. Too bad he sucks. (not in the good way)
User avatar #63 to #62 - erotictentacle (05/29/2014) [-]
dude, ****** mad-old
the hell you doing here?
#64 to #63 - psychosamurai (05/29/2014) [-]
Like young girls, no one bats an eye. Like old things...   
   
 I liked this page, and commented on it. That's it, really.
Like young girls, no one bats an eye. Like old things...

I liked this page, and commented on it. That's it, really.
#65 to #64 - erotictentacle (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh well, as long as you like stuff, its all snickers
User avatar #50 - siggythepiggy (01/20/2013) [-]
**siggythepiggy rolls 10** Age of my wife
#33 - bluelight (01/19/2013) [-]
i want a loli wife
#36 to #33 - baltman (01/19/2013) [-]
We all do.
User avatar #29 - thedarkestrogue (01/19/2013) [-]
I already am dating someone who looks 12.
#31 to #29 - cheesepotato (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm already dating someone who is 12.
I'm already dating someone who is 12.
#45 to #31 - thedarkestrogue (01/19/2013) [-]
I rape 12 year olds.
#43 to #31 - krickit (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm already someone who is 12
#46 to #43 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
I wish to put my bone within you.
#60 to #46 - krickit (01/20/2013) [-]
That didn't go exactly as planned
#1 - furryflava (01/19/2013) [-]
your gonna get raped ewe
#3 - chixla (01/19/2013) [-]
well its choice between necrophilia and pedophilia , and cmon which is better unripe or rotten fruit
User avatar #42 - gibroner (01/19/2013) [-]
I like my women like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke
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User avatar #8 to #7 - bitchplzzz (01/19/2013) [-]
You are no older than 16 therefor I must call you a little bitch.
User avatar #47 to #7 - alphawolffifteen (01/19/2013) [-]
Pro tip: don't reveal your age until you're about 16.
#34 to #7 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
stfu bitch lick ma sack
#24 to #7 - jsrf (01/19/2013) [-]
Rule 29
#49 - siggythepiggy (01/20/2013) [-]
Huehuehue, excellent!










This is Andy Milonakis. He is 37.
#48 - biggrand (01/20/2013) [-]
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she isnt terribly bad for 80
User avatar #51 to #48 - bubblefoxee (01/20/2013) [-]
But she is terribly bad. I would piss myself whenever she smiled.
User avatar #53 to #51 - biggrand (01/20/2013) [-]
well i'd rather use wd-40 as lubricant than say "here comes the train" every time i ****** her
User avatar #54 to #53 - bubblefoxee (01/20/2013) [-]
I'd rather stay at home and play videogames by myself.
#44 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
But is it a hard 12? or?
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