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#16 - karnovski (01/19/2013) [-]
Why one-handed if you have a GF?
User avatar #175 to #16 - errdayimfjing (01/19/2013) [-]
he didn't do the dishes.
User avatar #46 to #16 - cubanwhiteman (01/19/2013) [-]
It's kinda like the book everybody poops? Well everybody masturbates.
User avatar #45 to #16 - littlenish (01/19/2013) [-]
Half of the time, your girlfriend wont be with you to supress your sexual needs. Either that, or she's there, but she's either: Busy, not in the mood, cooking, eating, absorbed in her activities on the computer/video games, working, or there are people over.
User avatar #77 to #45 - rokkarokkaali (01/19/2013) [-]
Usually there are people over, so I whip my dick out and start jerking off right in front of them to assure them that I too have sexual needs. And then they leave so I get sex.
#22 to #16 - devout feminist (01/19/2013) [-]
fucking noob. or foreveralone fag
User avatar #44 to #22 - littlenish (01/19/2013) [-]
This has no relevance to the situation. Go sit in the corner and no supper for you.
User avatar #18 to #16 - manofparody (01/19/2013) [-]
This is a common question with a simple answer.
Just because you have a girlfriend, doesn't mean she meets your fetishes. Sometimes you have a strong craving for a certain fetish and your girlfriend doesn't meet the requirements.
Plus, what if she's being a bitch? Just because you're horny doesn't mean she is.
#38 to #18 - devout feminist (01/19/2013) [-]
So if she's not horny then she's a bitch....
User avatar #42 to #38 - manofparody (01/19/2013) [-]
Well if I wasn't horny but she was, we'd both know we'd still have sex. I expect the same in return.
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