I've realized for a while now, what's the point of having a girlfriend. Had 3, all took the fun away from my life. They all said or implied that the only fun I'll ever get to have is with them, and if it's with my buddies, then hell awaits when I get back.

So I started dating a Phillapina ladyboy (same one that made me cum on a toilet seat in some club) who happened to be a gamer before turning into a trap, still into gaming so we surf ign together and she allows me to use her steam account to download **** and giggle. She got all the New Vegas DLC as well as the first Portal so I'm good.