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Submitted: 01/18/2013
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#62 - welshash (02/18/2013) [-]
**welshash rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at ebay ** YFW you get a notification.
User avatar #56 - bagpipe (01/19/2013) [-]
**bagpipe rolled a random comment #2617430 posted by kingniggering at FJ RPG ** :
>franks
#54 - jennalynnification (01/19/2013) [-]
One time, and I do not recall how old I was, perhaps I was 6 or 7, I was visiting my grandma in Florida. She had an extremely tiny kitchen. I walked in while she was boiling water. She looked at me and said 'Now Jenny, dont you touch that pot of water.' To which I didn't entirely ignore...

Licking a boiling pot of water will result in a massive white boil on the surface of your tongue. I couldnt eat for near darn a day and a half.
Kids will almost always do the exact opposite of what they're told...or maybe that was just me as a kid. Pic semi related...
#42 - Nameloc (01/19/2013) [-]
When I was real young:   
   
>be me   
>be like 3   
>in kitchen   
>see electrical outlet with the 'child proof covers'   
>take that 						******					 cover off   
>reach up onto counter and grab paper clip   
>wonder what would happen if I put paper clip into outlet   
>shove that bitch in there   
>shocked   
>take it out and back on counter   
>put cover back on   
>pretendlikenothinghappened   
   
I wasn't the smarterest back then...
When I was real young:

>be me
>be like 3
>in kitchen
>see electrical outlet with the 'child proof covers'
>take that ****** cover off
>reach up onto counter and grab paper clip
>wonder what would happen if I put paper clip into outlet
>shove that bitch in there
>shocked
>take it out and back on counter
>put cover back on
>pretendlikenothinghappened

I wasn't the smarterest back then...
#57 to #42 - rotinaj (01/19/2013) [-]
>be me
>be 4
>put zip-tie thing in electrical outlet
>babysitter's like "don't"
I could be dead if it weren't for him.
#44 to #42 - alphajunk (01/19/2013) [-]
you sir,do not know how to tell a cool story
you sir,do not know how to tell a cool story
#47 to #44 - dishie (01/19/2013) [-]
Tell me a story then Alpha.
Tell me a story then Alpha.
#51 to #47 - alphajunk (01/19/2013) [-]
I did,scroll down to read it
I did,scroll down to read it
#45 to #44 - Nameloc (01/19/2013) [-]
Apparently so.
#49 to #45 - alphajunk (01/19/2013) [-]
Here ill turn it cool..
When i was real manly:
>be me in my house full of hot wet bitches
>be like 3 years left stranded in there
>in kitchen fighting off monsters,dead terrorist zombies,and *******
>see electrical outlet with the 'bad ass proof covers'
>take that ****** cover off and **** that **** in the hole
>reach up onto counter and grab paper clip
>wonder what would happen if I put paperclip into outlet around my dick
>Puts that **** on
>shove that bitch in there like there's no tomorrow
>shocked the **** up
>yea thats what daddy likes.jpg
>Later put cover back on,after done filling it in with my cum
>bestthingthateverhappened

I was the smarterest back then.
#59 to #49 - rotinaj (01/19/2013) [-]
There was a youtube video of a guy who wrapped his dick in tin foil and twisted out two barbs at the end and stuck them in an electrical outlet. It was kind of funny.
#53 to #49 - scodran (01/19/2013) [-]
MFW the intro
#52 to #49 - dishie (01/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #39 - alphajunk (01/19/2013) [-]
I know plenty of teens and kids who love knives and pills
User avatar #55 to #43 - alhemicar (01/19/2013) [-]
plenty of teens....
you think a 13 year old can't use a knife?!
#58 to #55 - rotinaj (01/19/2013) [-]
He never said that though...
#32 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
Once the pills kick in.
#36 to #32 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [-]
Bee I suggest your foods DONT WORK/ JEGFASUA CALLS ALWAYS THE SAME **** / LOSING $$$$ DONT WRY/BEE :+) I AM SEI WHST DNA/ BEEF STEW PREPARED/ AS R ALL / **** THE POLICE ~~ *************************************** $$$$$
User avatar #37 to #36 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
Whoa there.
#30 - followtheworms (01/19/2013) [-]
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #62342 at Friendly ** <<< what caught my attention as a baby
#41 to #30 - latinotornado (01/19/2013) [-]
don't care if its 9gag, thats ******* funny
#29 - josieabby (01/19/2013) [-]
when it kicks in
when it kicks in
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#20 - anunamoose (01/19/2013) [-]
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What I loved as a baby.
User avatar #21 to #20 - anunamoose (01/19/2013) [-]
I was very gay as baby.
User avatar #33 to #21 - Marker (01/19/2013) [-]
And apparently a time traveler.
#31 to #21 - gramernazi (01/19/2013) [-]
**gramernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #2793593 at MLP Friendly Board ** Damn, you just ruined your roll.
#18 - warlockrichard (01/19/2013) [-]
hold up is that a knife and pills?
hold up is that a knife and pills?
#17 - schmuckk (01/19/2013) [-]
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what made me happy as a baby
#38 to #17 - popcornisland (01/19/2013) [-]
Me too.
Me too.
User avatar #10 - socketization (01/19/2013) [-]
So, do we read right to left, and it portrays what happens?

Not being serious
#9 - jaigurudevaom (01/19/2013) [-]
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#8 - muchasmarcos (01/19/2013) [-]
Relevant
Relevant
#7 - runelh (01/19/2013) [-]
This will become handy.
#4 - collegedood (01/19/2013) [-]
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<-but they don't like this
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