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David Beckham. First upload, 102% OC, please be nice.. DAVID BECKHAM David Beckham is a world class, world famous football player. He has played for many teams

First upload, 102% OC, please be nice.

DAVID BECKHAM
David Beckham is
a world class, world
famous football player.
He has played for many teams throughout his
career; Manchester United, Real Madrid, Milan ant
most recently LA Galaxy.
He has represented his country (England)
internationally 112 times and captained
them for 58 of those games.
p, farest'
In 2003 he was awarded an OBE for his services
to football
Due to his fame, wealth and good looks, he is the
desire of many women and the envy of many men
All of this...
And he still looks gay eating a banana.
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#31 - hairydickfarts (01/19/2013) [-]
Honestly, is there a heterosexual way to eat a banana?
Honestly, is there a heterosexual way to eat a banana?
User avatar #67 to #31 - CupcakeMaster (01/19/2013) [-]
Dental Floss
User avatar #76 to #31 - fistoftheaxis (01/19/2013) [-]
Chop em'. Mix em' with some sugar. Eat using a fork.
User avatar #101 to #31 - onniwiinanen (01/19/2013) [-]
use fork and knife
User avatar #32 to #31 - GhostOfRavenclaw (01/19/2013) [-]
just cut it into slices thats all
or a smoothie but thats more like drinking a banana
User avatar #33 to #31 - GhostOfRavenclaw (01/19/2013) [-]
simply cut it up or make it into a smoothie lol
User avatar #51 to #31 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
break it apart and eat piece by piece?
User avatar #60 to #31 - PedoBearsAcomin (01/19/2013) [-]
crush it on your forehead then eat it of the body of a bear you killed with your bear hands... on top of a mountain... on mars
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#37 to #31 - mojotion (01/19/2013) [-]
Asians have found a way (probably because of their ability to read minds.)
User avatar #36 to #31 - queefhaterz (01/19/2013) [-]
Be a heterosexual female
#30 - boogerfart (01/19/2013) [-]
So much soccer/football bitching bellow...
#62 - jayonfire (01/19/2013) [-]
i like david as a player, but i think he made a bad choice going to galexy.. he goes from world class to one world class against a bunch of half skilled collage kids.. no 			****		 hes so recognized in american soccer
i like david as a player, but i think he made a bad choice going to galexy.. he goes from world class to one world class against a bunch of half skilled collage kids.. no **** hes so recognized in american soccer
User avatar #102 to #62 - milthyfoustache (01/19/2013) [-]
Money.
User avatar #111 to #102 - jayonfire (01/19/2013) [-]
yeah but it makes his reputation go to **** , sucks to see him be such a sell out
User avatar #113 to #111 - milthyfoustache (01/19/2013) [-]
Spose.. never bothered me though cos I love Beckham but hate Man U so I was happy that he'd left Man U but sad he'd left English football.
User avatar #114 to #62 - smor (01/19/2013) [-]
He was 32 when he joined Galaxy, and that is relatively old for a football player. He spent his best years in MUFC and Real, and has won every trophy there is to win. Frank Lampard is also going to sign for LA when his contract expires in the summer.
#80 - Tyranitar (01/19/2013) [-]
You know the funny thing about the soccer vs football argument?   
   
England was the inventor of and the first country to use the word soccer
You know the funny thing about the soccer vs football argument?

England was the inventor of and the first country to use the word soccer
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#45 - lamarsmithgot (01/19/2013) [-]
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It's not like he's a huge symbol of manliness in the first place. He may be one of the most prominent metrosexuals in popular culture.
#49 - ascendedwings (01/19/2013) [-]
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#71 - lmOldGreg (01/19/2013) [-]
I like Beckham because he's a decent guy but in all fairness, he was never really that good a player.
#106 - josieabby (01/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 - sportsgif (01/19/2013) [-]
>Beckham
>still world class
muh sides
User avatar #85 - cloudshadowevil (01/19/2013) [-]
I think we all look gay eating a banana.
#84 - thehawkeye (01/19/2013) [-]
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#82 - anonanomaly (01/19/2013) [-]
And let's not forget he's married to Posh Spice..
And let's not forget he's married to Posh Spice..
User avatar #43 - krispybananaz (01/19/2013) [-]
i read this whole thing in a russian accent, why beats me
#66 to #43 - iAmSpudZ (01/19/2013) [-]
maybe you're Russian?
#50 to #43 - AustinRAWR (01/19/2013) [-]
Maybe you should talk to why about the abuse. Maybe it's messing with your brain.
Maybe you should talk to why about the abuse. Maybe it's messing with your brain.
#44 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
Nah, he's skinny. A real envy for men would be, in my opinion, is Ryan Gosling. He transformed his skinny body into a muscular desire of women. Now that is something I really envy!
#103 - fmaestrolol (01/19/2013) [-]
He was a fantastic player and has incredible vision to pick out passes others can't see


but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon crunch?
#118 to #103 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
Kellogg's Cinnabon is even better...eating some right now.It's good as a bitch!
User avatar #87 - crazyolitis (01/19/2013) [-]
Looks like a shoe is holding the banana... Sort of.
#89 to #87 - austinpowerz (01/19/2013) [-]
A thumb to you good sir/mam, this is actually a image from a kids show, in which Phinias and Ferb (two cartoon characters) interview Mr Beckham. During the interview he eats a bug, kicks a ball around the world and eats a banana with his shoe. Congratz for spotting it first.
User avatar #120 to #89 - crazyolitis (01/19/2013) [-]
Wow... Didn't even know it was a reference or something.
#39 - swiftimpact (01/19/2013) [-]
so many people are trying to be sarcastic, it doesn't work because it's hard to tell the difference when reading text
#23 - jamestheboss (01/18/2013) [-]
**jamestheboss rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Science Is Fucking With Us ** >le properly used meme arrows XD
#24 - awkwardjew (01/18/2013) [-]
He has an OBE for playing football? wtf?
#26 to #24 - adammck (01/19/2013) [-]
That's nothing Sir Alex Ferguson (Machester United manager) was Knighted
#25 to #24 - austinpowerz (01/19/2013) [-]
He got it for his "services to football". This can be anything from playing for England to coaching young kids or funding sporting activities.
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