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User avatar #52 to #10 - infamoustrapper (01/19/2013) [-]
why did you circle his arm? am i missing something?
User avatar #54 to #52 - Logicaltightrope (01/19/2013) [-]
Their bodies are connected, there's no dividing line
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#3 - summin (01/18/2013) [-]
#8 - celestiasbeard (01/19/2013) [-]
The rage of being single
The rage of being single
#2 - tobe (01/18/2013) [-]
#13 - airmanpeaches (01/19/2013) [-]
I felt a bit confident today.

I've been hitting the gym, going on runs and eating healthy. I'm skinny and muscular and lookin' good.
So I decided, "Today, I'm going to ask out a random girl I know."

I perused the hallways of my highschool in search for a lonely girl with no man to care for her, and there I spotted her..

Shannon, she had black straight hair, and was lookin' fine. I walked up and casually asked, "So, Shannon, are you free this weekend?"

I felt so ******* smooth with money in my pocket and possible plans for the weekend. Then she answered..

Her - "Oh, well I'm going to see a movie with Kevin, then babysit on Sunday."
Me- "Wait.. Who?"
Her- "My boyfriend."

I should be expecting this, I was smelly and chubby for a good majority of my school career, but come on.

Every single girl in my school is either a ******* wierdo (and I mean seriously ******* wierd), a fatass (and I mean seriously ******* fat), or a psychopath (a girl stalked me for a while, even showed up at my house a few times, in which I had no part in telling her where I lived.)

Looks like I'm single for a long while.
User avatar #16 to #13 - jajathezombie (01/19/2013) [-]
The crazier they are, the better they are in bed. Trust me on this one.
#18 to #13 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
Do me a favor and think back to where you were chubby. How all the "fine looking girls" passed you up because of how you looked. Now take a look over at all the "seriously ******* fat" girls you passed up and try to see them for more than their bodies. Lower your god damn standards a bit man and you just might not be so lonely.
User avatar #26 to #18 - airmanpeaches (01/19/2013) [-]
No, I had a girlfriend back when I was chubby and smelly, but that's because I showered and wasn't THAT fat.

These women I'm talking about GAVE UP. They eat what they want, when they want (Bitches be eating a bowl of ramen in the middle of English) Then they act rude. These women are un-dateable and I will never lower my standards THAT far.

Plus is it so wrong to Not be into fat chicks?
#24 to #13 - wehavecandy (01/19/2013) [-]
So she has a boyfriend, no big deal.   
Find someone else, try not to be creepy, and try again.
So she has a boyfriend, no big deal.
Find someone else, try not to be creepy, and try again.
User avatar #28 to #24 - airmanpeaches (01/19/2013) [-]
I just realized I didn't go to in-depth with this one.

This girl has been generally coming onto me for a while now, and I have NEVER seen her with a man. Sad to say, I even checked her Facebook to see if she was, "In a relationship" Which she wasn't. I thought I had this in the bag.
#9 - PedoBearFTW (01/19/2013) [-]
God dammit I hate being single.
God dammit I hate being single.
#43 to #9 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
I loved this movie
User avatar #15 to #9 - jajathezombie (01/19/2013) [-]
Relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be.
#1 - Kinglala (01/18/2013) [-]
i know what you mean
User avatar #7 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
"Just me"

Yea... Hi there sad reality
#39 - notarepostlol (01/19/2013) [-]
after playing katawa shoujo
#42 to #39 - twistedrider (01/19/2013) [-]
Just somewhere, somehow, there might be a Hanako crying because she can't get you

I say, take the initiative, and make a space shuttle, get supplies, get into space, and turn the outer space upside down to find her! She can be your wife, and as long the is the possibility, YOU SHALL NEVER GIVE UP!

#46 to #42 - kingarturi (01/19/2013) [-]
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im crying now. i cant play other routes for fear of forgetting hanako but i need to play them because i want to help them all and now thinking theres someone out there like that waiting for me... you're a jerk. i need tissue.
#47 to #46 - twistedrider (01/19/2013) [-]
Have this picture, man. Sorry for making you feel bad. I was only trying to lighten the mood.

You just made me feel bad too... You clever devil...
#48 to #47 - kingarturi (01/19/2013) [-]
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that didn't help, i feel even sadder now. who's going to comfort them now if i or hasio or whatever his name is doesn't exist there? there all alone. without help. i need more tissues.
#49 to #48 - twistedrider (01/19/2013) [-]
...I'm a major **** up, am I not?

...Accept this picture of Hanako being a pro in pool, and happy?
#50 to #49 - kingarturi (01/19/2013) [-]
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okay... just...try not to do it again okay?
#51 to #50 - twistedrider (01/19/2013) [-]
I shall do my best. And as a show of good faith, have a funny Kenji picture.
#12 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
I am single, have been for a while, and I really don't mind all that much. Just me? Okay, I'll just go sit in the corner.
#37 - sweetellie ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
I'd actually be very happy to be Forever just me.   
I don't want to have sex and having a boyfriend just seems terrible.
I'd actually be very happy to be Forever just me.
I don't want to have sex and having a boyfriend just seems terrible.
#40 to #37 - Rascal (01/19/2013) [-]
silly woman, you remind me of what my girlfriend used to say before she became my girlfriend, she still says that, tho, she likes the sex, and likes me
User avatar #53 to #40 - sweetellie ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Well, she was clearly nothing like me if she became your girlfriend.
#19 - cooltrainergill (01/19/2013) [-]
I honestly wouldn't mind being single if I could have jerk sessions that felt like what I assume sex would feel like. . And I can't order a fleshlight because my parents would open the package, and I don't know how the **** you would clean that **** .

User avatar #4 - krakerjacks (01/18/2013) [-]
Another quiet friday night...

I don't make sounds when i'm fapping
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