I dreamed a dream.... Dreamt I crashed my car, woke up worrying about how I'm gonna pay for it.. i had a dream that someone taught me how to drive a stick shift. i woke up and it worked, i can now drive manually Scumbag Brain sadface
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#5 - tomhefailin
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(01/18/2013) [-]
i had a dream that someone taught me how to drive a stick shift. i woke up and it worked, i can now drive manually
i had a dream that someone taught me how to drive a stick shift. i woke up and it worked, i can now drive manually
#10 to #5 - Blackrain
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Even know that's not what Lucid dreaming is known for, that is actually how you can learn things. You probably had no idea at the time, but you're subconscious was literally teaching you.
#27 to #5 - ffx
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(01/19/2013) [-]
You subconsciously learned how to drive stick when you were a passenger with someone who drove stick. The learning process didn't reach your conscious mind, but your dream allowed the learning to reach from the subconscious to the conscious.
#4 - eatherbreather
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(01/18/2013) [-]
The human brain. Supposedly most advanced super-computer nature has yet devised. It makes up awesome **** to show you when you're sleeping and then promptly forgets it all when you wake.
#6 to #4 - sidnineonefourtwo
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(01/18/2013) [-]
What about when you have extremely erotic dreams that end before the best part and you remember it?
#21 - paperclipsrule
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I had a dream that my boyfriend dumped me through a text. So when I woke up, I was crazily looking through my phone for that text to see if it had happened. Then I remembered I don't have a boyfriend.

MFW
#15 - PedoBearFTW
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I had a dream of cuddling with a guy and walking around a pet store with him just holding hands, and it was one of the nicest things I've ever felt. Then I woke up.
I had a dream of cuddling with a guy and walking around a pet store with him just holding hands, and it was one of the nicest things I've ever felt. Then I woke up.
#22 to #15 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Most appropriate reaction .gif ever.
#24 to #15 - turtlewithashotgun
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I had a dream where i finally had the balls to confess to my crush, and she felt the same way, and we spent the next week just cuddling and hanging out.
I woke up, then was depressed the whole day.
I know that feel.
#7 - lnizzle
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(01/18/2013) [-]
When I woke up this morning, for one second I actually was convinced that I had won the lottery. I never felt so happy.   
   
 Y u do dis brain?
When I woke up this morning, for one second I actually was convinced that I had won the lottery. I never felt so happy.

Y u do dis brain?
#26 to #7 - ffx
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Even a small moment of happiness is good for you. Your brain tried to help you (your brain IS you so I should be saying you're helping yourself stay a little more healthy).
#23 - Lolzster
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(01/19/2013) [-]
FELL ASLEEP AFTER EATING

DREAMED I HAD MORE FOOD

BUT I WAS ALREADY FULL, COULDNT EAT ANYMORE.

#20 - Ferrousphantom
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(01/19/2013) [-]
its always a relief when its something bad though. "you mean my dogs alive?!"
#19 - aesguitar ONLINE
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(01/19/2013) [-]
So I didn't have sex with Sasha Grey?
#16 - doctorhaxonefour
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(01/19/2013) [-]
>Having an awesome drea
>On a date w girl I have a crush on
>Gives me her number
>Wake up @ 4:30 A.M.
>Decide to try number
>Ends up being my best friends number.
****** brain.
btw pic is unrelated. just for teh lulz.
#11 - thejerseyjenn
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I had a dream that I accidentally went into the guys' locker room and when I realized this I tried getting out. I succeeded but ended up scratching a guy's dick. But then we got to talking. It was nice. When I woke up I wasn't sure if I wanted it to be real or not.
#12 to #11 - reginleif ONLINE
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(01/19/2013) [-]
I don't know how to react to this.

It would help knowing the gender.
#13 to #12 - thejerseyjenn
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(01/19/2013) [-]
female.
#14 to #13 - reginleif ONLINE
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(01/19/2013) [-]
Ah ok then.

walks away