I dreamed a dream.... Dreamt I crashed my car, woke up worrying about how I'm gonna pay for it. want mum: SLEEPING Ellr c 'infill!. i had a dream that someone taught me how to drive a stick shift. i woke up and it worked, i can now drive manually
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I dreamed a dream...

Dreamt I crashed my car, woke up worrying about how I'm gonna pay for it

want mum: SLEEPING
Ellr
c 'infill!
...

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#5 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i had a dream that someone taught me how to drive a stick shift. i woke up and it worked, i can now drive manually
i had a dream that someone taught me how to drive a stick shift. i woke up and it worked, i can now drive manually
User avatar #4 - eatherbreather (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The human brain. Supposedly most advanced super-computer nature has yet devised. It makes up awesome **** to show you when you're sleeping and then promptly forgets it all when you wake.
#21 - paperclipsrule (01/19/2013) [-]
I had a dream that my boyfriend dumped me through a text. So when I woke up, I was crazily looking through my phone for that text to see if it had happened. Then I remembered I don't have a boyfriend.

MFW
#15 - PedoBearFTW (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had a dream of cuddling with a guy and walking around a pet store with him just holding hands, and it was one of the nicest things I've ever felt. Then I woke up.
I had a dream of cuddling with a guy and walking around a pet store with him just holding hands, and it was one of the nicest things I've ever felt. Then I woke up.
#2 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
I've had similar dreams about my car.

In one instance, my first thought upon waking up was "oh man, I've got to fall back asleep so I can fix this!"
#7 - lnizzle (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I woke up this morning, for one second I actually was convinced that I had won the lottery. I never felt so happy.   
   
 Y u do dis brain?
When I woke up this morning, for one second I actually was convinced that I had won the lottery. I never felt so happy.

Y u do dis brain?
User avatar #30 - mcstorms ONLINE (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I once had a dream where I fell in love with this chick on a beach, and when I woke up I felt like I was dreaming in that I didn't know who she was. I still am.

On a completely unrelated note anyone ever slap themselves for not realizing they are in a dream? I mean seriously I once fought Hitler who was in knight Armour whilst riding a dragon at sunset. **** was glorious as **** , but still why the hell do I deem that normal?
#23 - Lolzster (01/19/2013) [-]
FELL ASLEEP AFTER EATING

DREAMED I HAD MORE FOOD

BUT I WAS ALREADY FULL, COULDNT EAT ANYMORE.

User avatar #20 - Ferrousphantom (01/19/2013) [-]
its always a relief when its something bad though. "you mean my dogs alive?!"
User avatar #19 - aesguitar (01/19/2013) [-]
So I didn't have sex with Sasha Grey?
#17 - anonymous (01/19/2013) [-]
Last night, I was dreaming about when you say the phrase "wolf down food" in the plural, it should be "wolve down food" and I was convinced everyone else must be an idiot not to have realized it
#16 - doctorhaxonefour (01/19/2013) [-]
>Having an awesome drea
>On a date w girl I have a crush on
>Gives me her number
>Wake up @ 4:30 A.M.
>Decide to try number
>Ends up being my best friends number.
****** brain.
btw pic is unrelated. just for teh lulz.
User avatar #11 - thejerseyjenn (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I had a dream that I accidentally went into the guys' locker room and when I realized this I tried getting out. I succeeded but ended up scratching a guy's dick. But then we got to talking. It was nice. When I woke up I wasn't sure if I wanted it to be real or not.
User avatar #28 - ffx (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once had a dream my girlfriend cheated on me in front of me... 2 weeks later after that we broke up, and a friend mentioned how she was already seeing someone else while we were going out... I guess my dream prepared me for the worst.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cheated (01/19/2013) [-]
they all do...
User avatar #25 - crazyhindu (01/19/2013) [-]
i dreamt i was drinking a pop i got out of a vending machine but then after i payed the machine opened up and i kept on taking some more pop and then i started feeling bad bout how i was going to pay for the drinks cause that was my last dollar and i kept on drinking
User avatar #18 - maxismahname ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
"The brain is a ******* dick"- the brain... stupid brain
#1 - iamjustheretoroll (01/18/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at Grab All You Can In 156 Seconds ** i dreamt a dream
#42 - psychopsychedelic (01/19/2013) [-]
I had a dream that I was back home once when I was living in the dorms. I heard a bunch of guys yelling in the hall and thought I was being robbed. I went outside and almost punched my RA until I realized that I wasn't in my house. The brain is a smug ****** alright.
User avatar #40 - newguyontheblock (01/19/2013) [-]
Last night had a dream that I actually fell in love with the right girl and woke up wondering what happened to my current girlfriend that I just don't know about anymore. Kind of sucks because you are sad and it's all your own fault.
#36 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
yea.....i bet you did
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