The old lickaroo.. Spaghetti everywhere. Forgot to put in the 4chan channel.. C) times yea mustang yourself ' ( Thu) Elk Ina I just did ens of the meet embarras the old lickaroo
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The old lickaroo.

Spaghetti everywhere. Forgot to put in the 4chan channel.

C) times yea mustang yourself ' ( Thu)
Elk Ina I just did ens of the meet embarrassing, ball things m my life. I cannot sleep ebcause m the shame. This demurred nine heme age.
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ITT: TIMES YOU we rdi b we lb I III d h d ithe b h '
COC KB LOC K E D is We got talking abaut fitness as I recall she was quits sperm I mention my gym is rubbish and she says I sheild check hers em, guest pass and she
is at charms, bath fer gym and possible bane,
YOU RS E L F I We go, I M chestiest' s she gees treadmill then badasstrainer then a few reps en the crunch machine fer seine reasen.
is She asks what am I daing after this, I say might watch a mews, Ne got a pirated eepi of Avengers We been meaning watah.
is She says she has wanted m see that, I maintain my spaghetti and ask her Ferne, she accepts, met.
I Be m mine. I mask man my , we are watching the mews and talking a bit.
I She is apparently a bit of a lightweight and wine gees straight m her head, we get talking about sex.
I eh god just typing this hurts.
I She mentions her ex never went dawn en has I say samething any the lines of "what an idler’.
I she gees in fer kiss, we kiss fer meet 5 awe.
I she pulls away, than I fer meme unknown need m fill a rta' mid...
I we knew, I meld give you the old '
is the eld
I I said it may and mellow but there was he way that didn' t eating weird, **** I may have see at winked a bit, oh god.
I she leeks at me like I am a shes sniffer and pulls away and said ‘err yeah just germs m tenet"
I This demurred roughly amend when Hulk is smashing up the plane
I She returns and I put my hand en her knee in an attempt m salvage.
I We make awkward small talk fer what feels like an stem ity, man this is a leng film
I when Hulk meshes Thor I redeye my hand frem has
I Ems pass and the film finally ends. I walk her m my deer and for a hug, she pats me en the shellder.
I I am tee ashamed m even , and just lie in bed alene.
is the eld .
Share with the yew shame , my misery needs company.
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Submitted: 01/17/2013
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#8 - nazguultje (01/18/2013) [-]
"the old lickaroo"
hear vagina shutting down with the sound of windows 98
#5 - inthenameofcake (01/17/2013) [-]
Good god this was beautiful.
Good god this was beautiful.
#7 - koolaid (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides
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User avatar #12 - astraea (01/18/2013) [-]
I do not get the refferance
#10 - scant (01/18/2013) [-]
What he meant to say
What he meant to say
User avatar #9 - sprudlebass (01/18/2013) [-]
i am in class, and this made me make a sneezing sound, entire class turned their head towards me.
awkard as ****
#6 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
i ******* lost it. oh sweet lord thank you for this
#4 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Maybe I am a bad person,... but godamn my sides

XD
User avatar #3 - TheRealNinjaa (01/17/2013) [-]
Got to be so "British".
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