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The Greatest Gift

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#72 - uncalledforgiraffe (01/18/2013) [-]
I was expecting a joke at the end to fill me with amusement. But no. I was filled with slight misery and disgust.
#13 - ChromedDragon (01/17/2013) [-]
tardaasa?
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#15 to #13 - dogonee (01/17/2013) [-]
Nah man, she's a red head.
#19 to #16 - dogonee (01/17/2013) [-]
I see the resemblance now.
#76 - zkas (01/18/2013) [-]
Foreshadowing...
#82 to #76 - rjake (01/18/2013) [-]
more forshadowing
"half"
#59 - summerx (01/17/2013) [-]
The best way to get back at a girl who treated you badly:   
Call her a whore online.   
Steal/destroy her belongings.   
Make out with her best friend in front of her.   
Better yourself to become the most confident and successful person (remember- you don't have to feel it on the inside; fake it till you make it) you could possibly be. Don't be a moper who passive aggressively brings up the past. Be a gentleman, well-educated, and take care of yourself- the girls will come flooding to you. Then she'll see what she left for some douchebag or meaningless fling. And when she comes scrambling back to you, you kick that bitch back as far as possible.
The best way to get back at a girl who treated you badly:
Call her a whore online.
Steal/destroy her belongings.
Make out with her best friend in front of her.
Better yourself to become the most confident and successful person (remember- you don't have to feel it on the inside; fake it till you make it) you could possibly be. Don't be a moper who passive aggressively brings up the past. Be a gentleman, well-educated, and take care of yourself- the girls will come flooding to you. Then she'll see what she left for some douchebag or meaningless fling. And when she comes scrambling back to you, you kick that bitch back as far as possible.
#332 to #59 - vlauer (01/18/2013) [-]
I did that with a girl that treated me like trash and dumped me. Since that was my first girlfriend, I obviously tried to get her back desperately with no effort, although it was a well-known fact she was a skank.  2 years after that, I was in another city, watching my mates play a gig and there she was with a new boyfriend. She came up to me when I was near my friends and said sth like "Hey! I get the feeling you're ignoring me!" And I looked down at her and said: "Your feeling is correct, anything else?" Needless to say, she got out of my face and around one hour later I was making out with an awesome chick.
I did that with a girl that treated me like trash and dumped me. Since that was my first girlfriend, I obviously tried to get her back desperately with no effort, although it was a well-known fact she was a skank. 2 years after that, I was in another city, watching my mates play a gig and there she was with a new boyfriend. She came up to me when I was near my friends and said sth like "Hey! I get the feeling you're ignoring me!" And I looked down at her and said: "Your feeling is correct, anything else?" Needless to say, she got out of my face and around one hour later I was making out with an awesome chick.
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#64 to #61 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
If I were him, I'd **** ehr then kick her otu.
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User avatar #80 to #61 - copyhat (01/18/2013) [-]
That resembles my situation a little while ago.

- creates band with friend since elementary school
- I recruit the rhythm guitarist, bass player and lead vocalist
- active in songwriting
- invests huge loads of time and money to get good demos
- develops a name in our town because of said demos, get some sweet gigs
- aforementioned friend kicks me out - taking song material, all pictures, demos, equipment and rights with me
- fast forward one year; band still stuck with no new songs or gigs while I am working as a studio technician and employed by the most popular bands as their primary live/studio engineer. Sweetest revenge was meeting friend and telling him what I accomplished.
#2 - mozzielike (01/17/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed all the faces you've made.
#247 to #2 - anon (01/18/2013) [-]
*reaction faces you've forced
#343 - fecal (01/18/2013) [-]
Judging from her robust manly physique, you are better off without her bro
#278 to #270 - anon (01/18/2013) [-]
tardasa ahuehuehuehuehue
#22 - inukatje (01/17/2013) [-]
Accurate synopsis of a good 			*******		 deal of irwincardozo's comics:   
   
I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND AND ALL THE GIRLS I LOVE ARE TOTAL BITCHES WHO I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO AND LOVE AND HOLD 5EVR. TOO BAD ALL WOMEN AND MINDLESS VAPID CUNTS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT MY LOVE, THEREFORE IT IS OK TO BRUTALLY MURDER THEM
Accurate synopsis of a good ******* deal of irwincardozo's comics:

I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND AND ALL THE GIRLS I LOVE ARE TOTAL BITCHES WHO I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO AND LOVE AND HOLD 5EVR. TOO BAD ALL WOMEN AND MINDLESS VAPID CUNTS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT MY LOVE, THEREFORE IT IS OK TO BRUTALLY MURDER THEM
#130 to #22 - INTERVENTIONMASTER (01/18/2013) [-]
Varg **** yeah

pic unrelated
#336 to #22 - finevegetable (01/18/2013) [-]
Girls dig Varg.
#187 to #22 - paintplayer (01/18/2013) [-]
Basically a male Tardassa. Hopefully it'll blow over soon
#272 to #187 - anon (01/18/2013) [-]
Nah, Tardassa just rants about wanting penis, not about penis getting away.
#24 to #22 - irwincardozo (01/17/2013) [-]
that's an accurate synopsis of my life bro
#25 to #24 - inukatje (01/17/2013) [-]
Maybe try not dating mindless vapid cunts in the first place. I never understood people who date people who they are incompatible with in every way and then complain that the relationship doesn't work.
Maybe try not dating mindless vapid cunts in the first place. I never understood people who date people who they are incompatible with in every way and then complain that the relationship doesn't work.
#191 - mahnamesjakers ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
If she gave him Nirvana, shouldn't he have used a shotgun to the head to kill her instead?
If she gave him Nirvana, shouldn't he have used a shotgun to the head to kill her instead?
#231 - bdevils (01/18/2013) [-]
sooo... no punchline?
#227 - mrtredbear (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#196 - Lulzilla (01/18/2013) [-]
Wat?
User avatar #200 to #196 - comickrew (01/18/2013) [-]
haha perfect reaction
#107 - gibroner (01/18/2013) [-]
Where the 			****		 is the funny?
Where the **** is the funny?
User avatar #293 to #282 - isomeras (01/18/2013) [-]
The best laugh I'll have this month. Thank you.
User avatar #303 to #282 - radioactivepainter (01/18/2013) [-]
hey look it's tardassa
#224 - IamSofaKingdom (01/18/2013) [-]
and here I was hoping we were done with the, "boo hoo, whore girlfriend" comics...
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#68 - binn (01/17/2013) [-]
Wut?
Wut?
#50 - puredeliciousness (01/17/2013) [-]
Apart from the killing... This pretty much just happened to me about a week ago with my gf of over two years. Thanks for bringing it back up OP, I've been trying to ignore it.
#54 to #50 - tomob (01/17/2013) [-]
i know that feel :(
#57 to #54 - puredeliciousness (01/17/2013) [-]
Just look at this picture and follow the instructions man. Everything will be okay in the end.
User avatar #52 to #50 - bitchplzzz (01/17/2013) [-]
Liar, I saw you slice that bitch open.


Nice job, actually.
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