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The Greatest Gift

thanks Mr a lovely
evening
Michael. I had such
a steal lime.
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#13 - ChromedDragon (01/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
tardaasa?
#22 - inukatje (01/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Accurate synopsis of a good 						*******					 deal of irwincardozo's comics:   
   
I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND AND ALL THE GIRLS I LOVE ARE TOTAL BITCHES WHO I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO AND LOVE AND HOLD 5EVR. TOO BAD ALL WOMEN AND MINDLESS VAPID CUNTS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT MY LOVE, THEREFORE IT IS OK TO BRUTALLY MURDER THEM
Accurate synopsis of a good ******* deal of irwincardozo's comics:

I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND AND ALL THE GIRLS I LOVE ARE TOTAL BITCHES WHO I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO AND LOVE AND HOLD 5EVR. TOO BAD ALL WOMEN AND MINDLESS VAPID CUNTS WHO CAN'T ACCEPT MY LOVE, THEREFORE IT IS OK TO BRUTALLY MURDER THEM
#72 - uncalledforgiraffe (01/18/2013) [-]
I was expecting a joke at the end to fill me with amusement. But no. I was filled with slight misery and disgust.
#2 - mozzielike (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I really enjoyed all the faces you've made.
#59 - summerx (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The best way to get back at a girl who treated you badly:   
Call her a whore online.   
Steal/destroy her belongings.   
Make out with her best friend in front of her.   
Better yourself to become the most confident and successful person (remember- you don't have to feel it on the inside; fake it till you make it) you could possibly be. Don't be a moper who passive aggressively brings up the past. Be a gentleman, well-educated, and take care of yourself- the girls will come flooding to you. Then she'll see what she left for some douchebag or meaningless fling. And when she comes scrambling back to you, you kick that bitch back as far as possible.
The best way to get back at a girl who treated you badly:
Call her a whore online.
Steal/destroy her belongings.
Make out with her best friend in front of her.
Better yourself to become the most confident and successful person (remember- you don't have to feel it on the inside; fake it till you make it) you could possibly be. Don't be a moper who passive aggressively brings up the past. Be a gentleman, well-educated, and take care of yourself- the girls will come flooding to you. Then she'll see what she left for some douchebag or meaningless fling. And when she comes scrambling back to you, you kick that bitch back as far as possible.
#231 - bdevils (01/18/2013) [-]
sooo... no punchline?
#76 - zkas (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Foreshadowing...
#191 - mahnamesjakers (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If she gave him Nirvana, shouldn't he have used a shotgun to the head to kill her instead?
If she gave him Nirvana, shouldn't he have used a shotgun to the head to kill her instead?
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#87 - ofc (01/18/2013) [-]
OP gets rejected   
makes another typical rejection comic   
No punchline   
???   
Profit?
OP gets rejected
makes another typical rejection comic
No punchline
???
Profit?
#344 - totallynotme (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How FUNNY. It is good we have so many FUNNY posts like this in FUNNYjunk.
How FUNNY. It is good we have so many FUNNY posts like this in FUNNYjunk.
#343 - fecal (01/18/2013) [-]
Judging from her robust manly physique, you are better off without her bro
#281 - jokervsbatsy (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#270 - aflyingtoaster (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
+16
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#385 - rogueshadow (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**rogueshadow rolls 15**
User avatar #146 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If anyone ever touches my girl friend i just beat the **** out of them.
User avatar #154 to #146 - BioLex (01/18/2013) [-]
So no one shakes your hand?
#241 - thisotherdude (01/18/2013) [-]
Hey look guys, it's Tardaasa

If someone already made this joke I'm sorry.
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