Tough Love. .. If a indirect kiss hurt like hell. Wonder how much conceiving Trunks would hurt.
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Submitted: 01/17/2013
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#64 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#60 - bronychef (01/18/2013) [-]
Nobody squeezes the boot-ay like Freeze pop.
Nobody squeezes the boot-ay like Freeze pop.
User avatar #61 to #60 - jbboys (01/18/2013) [-]
theres so escaping.. BANANA!!
#59 - PedoHunter (01/18/2013) [-]
oh my...
#44 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
swagbrofist anyone?? #yoloswag
#62 to #46 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
#45 to #44 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
*swagbrofist back* dooooooood...
User avatar #36 - yourbaus (01/18/2013) [-]
gets funnier every time i see it
#31 - parrotey ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 to #31 - Warzonebeta (01/18/2013) [-]
Capsule Corp. On the list of places the closet monster avoids like the plague.
User avatar #40 to #30 - IbeTrollinFewl (01/18/2013) [-]
nothing happened...
i am dissapoint
User avatar #37 to #30 - mrmariomike ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't trust it, I don't know what it is, I don't want to know, But I can tell it's going to be creepy as **** .
User avatar #56 to #37 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
A lovely story, I highly recommend reading it.
User avatar #48 to #37 - amadeuseap (01/18/2013) [-]
it's safe, just stupid and slightly disturbing
User avatar #38 to #37 - dlwnsgur (01/18/2013) [-]
its great
#35 to #30 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
#34 to #30 - rexcheddar (01/18/2013) [-]
Dude... just no...
Dude... just no...
#25 - xarvon (01/18/2013) [-]
#24 - trollbearcat (01/18/2013) [-]
Vegeta's face when hes stuck on the couch for a month
User avatar #65 to #53 - moshthun (01/18/2013) [-]
Wait, which ep was it that Vegeta cried?

I mean, damn I can't remember that anymore...
User avatar #68 to #65 - brutusantony (01/20/2013) [-]
there were a couple...but i forget which one this was from
User avatar #66 to #23 - moshthun (01/18/2013) [-]
Will you please tell me what this is from?
#26 to #23 - aerius (01/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - shazmothree (01/18/2013) [-]
I see these all the time what are they from?
User avatar #52 to #28 - mcatheistnuggets (01/18/2013) [-]
How the **** have I never seen this?
User avatar #29 to #28 - shazmothree (01/18/2013) [-]
Thanks I had no clue how popular this video was
#33 to #29 - bigbeaufort (01/18/2013) [-]
"I see these all the time"

"I had no how popular this video was"

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#21 - ninjabadger ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
#20 - noobletxii (01/17/2013) [-]
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#18 - galkawhm (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #18 - exclamation (01/18/2013) [-]
I've seen the video, but I can't remember what is it called....
User avatar #41 to #32 - ningyoaijin (01/18/2013) [-]
dragonzball peepee
#19 to #18 - galkawhm (01/17/2013) [-]
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#14 - vegetatheprince (01/17/2013) [-]
I tapped that.
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#9 to #7 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
we dont even have one of those!
#10 to #9 - jtistillam ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
MFW teamfourstar reference.
MFW teamfourstar reference.
User avatar #4 - shockingunderpants (01/17/2013) [-]
He should have spent a few panels charging that kiss.
#8 to #4 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - allisonfirex (01/17/2013) [-]
If blowing a kiss was like a dickslap, how did they get it on without Bulma getting crushed into the density of a Neutron star??
User avatar #54 to #3 - brutusantony (01/18/2013) [-]
refer to the long statement under #2
#15 to #3 - penguincen (01/17/2013) [-]
she did all the work while he just layed there
#2 - Thebiggeorgy (01/17/2013) [-]
If a indirect kiss hurt like hell.
Wonder how much conceiving Trunks would hurt.
#11 to #2 - jtistillam ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Vegeta's sex in a nutshell.
User avatar #5 to #2 - sao (01/17/2013) [-]
Let's break this down into a few parts;

Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that ****** resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles. Vegeta has been known to destroy entire planets. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?
Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with saiyan muscles. Vegeta would literally crush Bulma's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.
Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head. *********** of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a saiyan. But with saiyan muscles behind it, Vegeta's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that Prince Vegeta's Palace on Planet Vegeta was riddled with holes during Vegeta's puberty.) In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between Bulma and Vegeta.
Let's cheat a little and say this is all somehow possible up to insemination. A ripened but unfertilized egg leaves Bulma's ovary, begins its voyage down her Fallopian tube. Some time later, tens of millions of sperm, released from a test tube, begin their own voyage up Bulma's Fallopian tube. One sperm arrives before the others. It penetrates the egg, forms a lump on it's surface, the cell wall now thickens to prevent other sperm From entering. Within the now-fertilized egg, changes take place...
And ten million saiyan sperm arrive slightly late.

(Running out of space. Part 2 in reply)
User avatar #6 to #5 - sao (01/17/2013) [-]
Were they human sperm, they would be out of luck. But these tiny blind things are the spawn of saiyans, warriors capable of strength beyond anything else in the known univers. A thickened cell wall won't stop them. They will *all* enter the egg, obliterating it entirely in an orgy of microscopic gang rape. So much for cheating up to insemination.

Within her body there are still tens of millions of frustrated saiyan sperm. The single egg is now too diffuse to be a target. The sperm ******* . They ******* without regard to what is in their path. They leave curved channels, microscopically small. Presently all will have found their way to the open air. That leaves Bulma with several million microscopic perforations all leading deep into her abdomen. Most of the channels will intersect one or more loops of intestine. Peritonitis is inevitable. Bulma becomes desperately ill. Meanwhile, tens of millions of sperm swarm in the air over Capsule Corp.

Okay, this is getting boring. But ya, you get the picture. Everything from kissing to making Trunks and Bula = No no.
#13 to #6 - whitcher (01/17/2013) [-]
So those worms inside Buu were...

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