Punchline. Possibly too small for human eyes.. Hey America, shut the up. Your a joke it, all other developed nations. #UGAY You: You' re. Want me to tell you what else is too small for human eyes?
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#1 - bobkiller (01/17/2013) [-]
Want me to tell you what else is too small for human eyes?
Want me to tell you what else is too small for human eyes?
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#55 to #1 - silenceikillu **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #1 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
mouse eyes?
#3 to #1 - spazzin (01/17/2013) [-]
Germs?
#41 - duthar (01/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - ronyx ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
And yet there are people who would kill to live here. I think it's a little weak that people hate a country without having been to it. Hate America when you have visited most of the states and seen by yourself all the different types of people that live here. If you hate America because they say so in TV then in my opinion your hate towards America is unfounded.
#9 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
b-but Canada I love you y-you were supposed to be my hat forever WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
#27 - forkutensil (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #65 - bobisfun (01/18/2013) [-]
yet we still have the most amount of trillions in the world
User avatar #70 to #65 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
uh might want to hold up on that one bob
User avatar #71 to #70 - bobisfun (01/18/2013) [-]
we hold about 19.4 trillion out of the 70 trillion in the world next best is china with 13.6- source- upfront magazine december 19 edition
User avatar #75 to #71 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
our gross domestic product is that much but our country is retarded big and thats not enough to sustain our industry. per capita qatar is the richest country because of their natural recourses luxembourg pulls in the second most. our purchasing power parity in america is terrible because of the unemployment rate which is why we we are trillions in debt to china. our government has no money in reserve unlike china which has trillions. but america is still awesome in a lot of ways

User avatar #74 to #65 - Logicaltightrope (01/18/2013) [-]
In debt, too =D
User avatar #34 - outer (01/17/2013) [-]
American citizen here. I will say our politics are ****** up, which also happens to be the portion all foreigners of developed countries see. but the people here, especially here in my home state of Oregon are amazing, yeah we have our assholes but the good people here are awesome.
#53 - mostlyshits ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
dear everyone ever
#80 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
literally
User avatar #49 - fredthemilkman (01/18/2013) [-]
Haiti is best country
#62 to #49 - iareman (01/18/2013) [-]
I hear Germany is pretty Reich-ous.
User avatar #87 to #49 - smokedmeatlog (01/18/2013) [-]
What about Uganda? I heard their ******* are disappearing.
User avatar #64 to #49 - ohiowildman (01/18/2013) [-]
I heard life in japan was kinda shaky, But I guess the country improved because people are just flooding in!
User avatar #76 to #49 - qwertymnbv (01/18/2013) [-]
North Korea is best Korea.
User avatar #52 to #49 - jakedefense (01/18/2013) [-]
But Afghanistan is the bomb.
User avatar #50 to #49 - thespacecore (01/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I heard they're always shaking it up.
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User avatar #15 to #2 - buzzin like a bee (01/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be that harsh but yeah, pretty much. Soz brah, I know you're not all the same.
#17 to #2 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Irelands dont mind des mericans der her
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User avatar #6 to #5 - gatodelfuego (01/17/2013) [-]
...oh...I'm american...I was just posting the only euro-related picture I have...
#7 to #2 - scandilousman (01/17/2013) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #18 to #2 - Loppytaffy (01/17/2013) [-]
Europe really kind of hates America because of the way they twist history to be pro America, and their apathetic attitude to other countries.

However, they gladly recieve their movies, games and other entertainment media.
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#21 to #18 - europe (01/17/2013) [-]
nope.
User avatar #29 to #2 - defeats (01/17/2013) [-]
I am Euro, strong and sex.
Not hate America.
#84 - simplescience (01/18/2013) [-]
We get it. America has problems. Can we move onto another country for awhile? Like Greece or China? Can we laugh at some other countries expense or point out their faults for once? Please?
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User avatar #89 to #84 - itsmedturner (01/18/2013) [-]
The internet thinks we are the only country with faults, therefore they humiliate us.
#91 to #84 - hadokendude (01/18/2013) [-]
Let me repost my favorite argument comment on america
"I don't really mind when other countries bag on 'Merica. Ripping on other people will never get old. It's human nature.
Only thing that bothers me is when people start slamming their home country.
"Oh, we American's should be so ashamed of ourselves. whine whine whine..."
Ashamed of what, exactly? Being power hungry? Ruthlessly pursuing our global interests? Being greedy? Proud?
Name one country, ONE, in the entire HISTORY of the human race that hasn't wanted more power, more money, more control over its neighbors. Find me a nation without nationalism. The very things you piss and moan about are, by their very definition, what makes a nation a nation.
You know why you really hate your country? Because its hip. That's right, you ******* hipster. You read some counter-culture article, listened to a few songs, maybe saw some well edited documentary and suddenly your some political activist?
You're against "the man"?
Do you even know who "the man" is?
He's the one who laid down the roads you drive on, provides the food you buy and makes sure its fit to eat, gives you fuel, electricity. Protects you from violence, theft, rape. And most importantly, is willing to fight, and if necessary, die to make sure you have the privilege of bitching about the life he makes possible for you.
**** you, you're a pretentious hipster who doesn't know **** about **** . 99.99% of you haven't even set foot in another country, read a history book outside of a classroom, or even ******* voted.
If you really think your country sucks, get busy changing it or get busy moving to somewhere you think is better.
Until then, redirect that hate to somewhere more suited, like the French. Not that they deserve it, they're just more fun to make fun of. "
#26 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
and their technology, help, money all these while they tell them how much they hate the USA.

Samsung leading smartphone maker? wow what does it use? oh right Android... oh do you say Nokia? what is it? yea that's right Windows. Oh you have a computer, right? guess who made the GPU and CPU.... yup oh wait you say PS3? IBM/NVidia

which sites are you visting? Facebook? Twitter? or any Google related (Google, Youtube, Maps, Blogger, Drive, Google+ and soooo on)... maybe Funnyjunk? wow....all i'm saying that people hate USA while they use stuff made by US.

we can hate them, but we can't call them a joke
User avatar #40 to #26 - hanakoikezawa (01/18/2013) [-]
Then you realize most things are made in China in sweatshops because of American companies.
User avatar #45 to #40 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh the splendors of business.
#68 - superclamsquared (01/18/2013) [-]
I dont know where you other Americans got an education, but my school bashed America in a lot of ways. My US History teacher has a love for this country but an absolute hatred for it too. Seriously, I have never met another American who actually believed that America is number 1. AND I LIVE IN KENTUCKY.
#93 - KungFuZerO (01/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
I live in Canada and I have a big problem that I see, and that I didn't see when I lived in the U.S. They're ******* self-righteous, maybe not the students but the teachers say **** like "we have one of the best if not the best educations" and the only way I could find myself agreeing to that is the physical education (more variety of sports) but I tell them I'm from Colombia and they don't even know where that is, and most of them asume I'm Mexican (even after I've said I'm Colombian) and they say "so can you speak Colombian" it's ******* annoying, plus the corse are intergraded, like there's a since class, no biology, chemistry, physics, etc (except in later years but in the U.S. that **** starts in grade 9) oh well, sorry for my rant, just had to let it out.
User avatar #47 to #46 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
I was talking about the students btw. and I meant there's no specific classes for each subject.
#56 to #47 - usernamefour (01/18/2013) [-]
If you are talking about Canada, I must live in a different Canada than you.
User avatar #59 to #56 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I heard that where I live is **** compared to the rest of Canada, I live in Hamilton.
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User avatar #58 to #46 - funnyjunktitan (01/18/2013) [-]
courses*
integrated*
science* (All forms of science are mixed into 1 through 9th grade, then we are given specifics, we still learn the same stuff though.)
User avatar #60 to #58 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, English is my second language and I was rishing my typing.
User avatar #85 to #60 - funnyjunktitan (01/18/2013) [-]
just being helpful :)
User avatar #88 to #85 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Lol, rushing** sorry
User avatar #72 to #46 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
you probably went to a ****** public school. i went to public school here and i could tell you all about columbia
User avatar #73 to #72 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Catholic school.
User avatar #77 to #73 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
thats the problem. private schools are not funded or regulated by the government. that makes them underfunded so they often have less qualified teachers. they do not have public standardized testing, which means they have no way of knowing whether their students are properly learning the curriculum. they have no mandatory curriculum which gives the religious organization backing them license to teach what they want. the gaps you are looking for in ethnic, cultural, and scientific knowledge were most likely filled with christian ideals. not to speak down on that i am catholic myself but it has no place interfering with education. i have family and friends who went to private primary schools and they tend to agree that these institutions are basically status symbols for purchase.
User avatar #78 to #77 - onceman (01/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I agree, we're doing finals, just finals, and I keep telling everyone how I had final exams and FCAT (lived in Florida) and a specialized math test (EOC) that is the first really important grade.
User avatar #86 to #46 - spamalope (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm in America, and that just sounds like a down right ****** school. The school I go to is much better than that.
#90 - djequalizee (01/18/2013) [-]
What?

I couldn't hear you over the freedom
User avatar #95 to #90 - watermelonkittie (01/19/2013) [-]
Inb4 New Zealand
User avatar #66 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
Unless you were made sovereign by the fall of the soviet union or declared your independence in some other way (most likely with our help) then your nation has had more than enough time to develop. It's our turn to be loud.
User avatar #14 - sefyu (01/17/2013) [-]
You know what the thing is? in europe, everyone who went to school speaks at least two to three languages fluently and at least another one good enough to converse.

For example a Former-Yugoslavian in germany speaks serbocroatian, english and german fluently and spanish/and or french/and or italian good enough.

Americans only speak english, that's the reason they always tallk about the difference between your/you're and laughing about people who mess it up.
User avatar #22 to #14 - SlowpokeForever (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm American and am Bilingual.. :/ Rusty...but Bilingual.
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#30 to #14 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Im trilingual and everyone in my school is bilingual, i live in america. Besides, why would we need to be bilingual
User avatar #31 to #14 - outer (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm american monolingual and don't plan on leaving the US, but if I did I would learn the language. All I do is expect people who come here to have the same respect.
#25 to #14 - alucardarian (01/17/2013) [-]
What a great story
User avatar #28 to #14 - theguythatisnotyou (01/17/2013) [-]
Except, now America has realized its mistake and most state (and colleges) require at least two years of a foreign language.
User avatar #69 to #14 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
And hows that been working out for the yugoslavians, ethnic cleansing still going strong?
#42 to #14 - chazzxz (01/18/2013) [-]
This just in, American's only speak English, and are incapable of speaking any other language.
User avatar #48 to #14 - ICEDgrunge (01/18/2013) [-]
People in Europe can backpack it to different countries in days where the region is entirely different culturally. That calls for the necessity of learning different languages. Where are americans truly going to go in the same sense? Canada? They speak english there too, French in some places as well. Mexico, Spanish, we can learn those languages in school just as people in Europe can learn German, Serbocroatian and all of the different languages of necessity in Europe. I can speak spanish fluently and I understand a dabble of french enough to get a drink of water or ask where a hotel is. I'm not even going to need those skills in life, but I know them already, and the people who taught me and myself included break the logic of your last statement. Take your ethnocentrism and stick it up your ass.
#8 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Dear USA ~ **** you ~ Love Canada
User avatar #10 to #8 - ehzio ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
I don't think Canadians use such vulgar words
#11 to #10 - sometimeswefuck ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
i dont think overused jokes are funny anymore
User avatar #33 to #8 - outer (01/17/2013) [-]
Piss off hat man.
User avatar #61 to #8 - tocoolforyouinajar (01/18/2013) [-]
Dear anon, don't speak for Canada ~ Love everyone
User avatar #23 to #8 - hewhoepicfails (01/17/2013) [-]
Dear Canada,

Log in and say that like a man.

-Everyone else
#16 to #8 - Loppytaffy (01/17/2013) [-]
Canada never said that.
Canada doesn't even know how to curse.
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#51 to #8 - johnnygat (01/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #8 - shashashadow (01/17/2013) [-]
Dear Canada,

do you think we give a **** ?

-America.
User avatar #57 to #12 - hemannatee (01/18/2013) [-]
Dear USA

Sorry, eh

-Canada
#82 to #57 - anon (01/18/2013) [-]
Dear Canada
Punctuate the ends of your sentences.
-USA
User avatar #94 to #82 - hemannatee (01/18/2013) [-]
Dear USA

Sorry, again.

-Canada
User avatar #37 to #12 - hanakoikezawa (01/18/2013) [-]
Dear America

Sorry for the imbecile who apparently came from us.

Love, Canada.
#63 to #12 - herpderpherpity (01/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, On behalf of Canada I would like to apologize.

Sorry
sorry
sorrysorrysorrysorryhgfmnfgk
#43 to #12 - isheapurebread (01/18/2013) [-]
He's not Canadian, he would've apologized by now
He's not Canadian, he would've apologized by now
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