You're. .. Everybody says he has six fingers, but I see eleven
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#177 to #99 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!
#67 - deezknuts (01/17/2013) [-]
mfw
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#123 - jaketasticness (01/17/2013) [-]
I wonder if 6 fingers improves your fap hand
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User avatar #12 - wakeup (01/17/2013) [-]
Everybody says he has six fingers, but I see eleven
User avatar #14 to #12 - cryoutloud (01/17/2013) [-]
i see 9 fingers and 2 thumbs
User avatar #20 to #14 - cryoutloud (01/17/2013) [-]
well tbh the thumbs doesnt count as fingers
User avatar #22 to #20 - cryoutloud (01/17/2013) [-]
thumb me down all u want but that is what science says
#24 to #22 - vlandis ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/finger
first definition

Or something more:
The thumb on the human hand has only two phalanges whereas human fingers each have 3 phalanges. This give the thumb greater movement and enables it to do things the fingers can't do. Collectively the fingers and thumbs are known as digits. The thumb is said to be opposable to the fingers.

By definition, the thumb is both a finger and not a finger. "Finger" can mean any of the four digits besides the thumb OR any digit including the thumb. It is up to the person to decide whether or not the thumb is considered a finger.
#109 to #22 - hillbillypowpow (01/17/2013) [-]
at least they aren't fingering you.

because thumbs
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#206 to #22 - nyehsquidward (01/18/2013) [-]
Are you in 3rd grade?
#205 to #22 - ritzrules (01/18/2013) [-]
>mfw science
> **** yo technicalities.
#93 to #22 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
stfu fag
#97 to #12 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Don't you mean 9 fingers? He has two thumbs. Your thumb is considered a "digit", it moves differently than your fingers, and has one fewer bone and joint than all your fingers do.
#1 - subterfuge (01/17/2013) [-]
6 fingers
6 fingers
#147 to #111 - nosauceforyou (01/17/2013) [-]
Here's a gif I made for any Princess Bride / Inigo Montoya fans!
Here's a gif I made for any Princess Bride / Inigo Montoya fans!
User avatar #125 to #111 - bslsk (01/17/2013) [-]
I would like to personally thank you for making this reference.
#126 to #125 - albeit (01/17/2013) [-]
Well it was a toss up between using that one and this one
User avatar #127 to #126 - bslsk (01/17/2013) [-]
Well now you have used both, and I am happier.
#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #16 - busy (01/17/2013) [-]
What? How? Why? When?
#49 to #26 - italiancoolguy (01/17/2013) [-]
he is a t-rex
User avatar #55 to #49 - graysonnn (01/17/2013) [-]
or a quarian
User avatar #47 to #26 - Ruspanic (01/17/2013) [-]
Dude has a birth defect.
User avatar #48 to #47 - busy (01/17/2013) [-]
I kinda guessed that... but i need more info on the subject.
User avatar #71 to #48 - WhattheNorris (01/17/2013) [-]
Search lobster hand syndrome or something of the likes
User avatar #72 to #71 - busy (01/17/2013) [-]
I'll do.
User avatar #27 to #26 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
What: hand.
How: no idea.
Why: because.
When: right now.
User avatar #28 to #27 - busy (01/17/2013) [-]
I am slightly disaponted.
#29 to #28 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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Does cats help?
User avatar #30 to #29 - busy (01/17/2013) [-]
A little :3
#69 to #16 - ferrum ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the first post I ever saw on FJ...
User avatar #132 to #16 - cubanwhiteman (01/17/2013) [-]
Is that Arbiter?
#133 to #132 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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Sangelli*
#141 to #16 - roughy (01/17/2013) [-]
Binary! You can count count to seven on 3 fingers.
#185 to #16 - randomdunder (01/17/2013) [-]
The claw...
#191 to #92 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Is that really her?
#163 - iAmAWizard (01/17/2013) [-]
My next what!?
User avatar #143 - anonymouzx (01/17/2013) [-]
Ah, he has 6 fingers...
#154 to #143 - cobrah (01/17/2013) [-]
and you have 6 thumbs
#156 to #154 - spacestalin (01/17/2013) [-]
not anymore
#89 - opa (01/17/2013) [-]
maybe he means "your next" for something...   
   
like "your next boyfriend" or "your next gaysex partner"
maybe he means "your next" for something...

like "your next boyfriend" or "your next gaysex partner"
#13 - kaboomz (01/17/2013) [-]
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6 fingers
#113 - summonsplix ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
mfw i realized he had 6 fingers on the right hand
User avatar #46 - kairuzesu (01/17/2013) [-]
Just putting this out here...but what if this guy got tattoos with a bunch of other guys and his hands are just two words in the sentence...so hypothetically

Have "Your Next" Burger At Home? or something

we don't have the context here I guess
#21 - spawnconnery ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
#50 to #21 - jeskos (01/17/2013) [-]
best film ever :)
#7 - afewasianbitches (01/17/2013) [-]
That man has 6 fingers....   
   
   
   
   
that can't be healthy
That man has 6 fingers....




that can't be healthy
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#10 to #8 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Frome Wikipedia
A finger is a limb of the human body and a type of digit, an organ of manipulation and sensation found in the hands of humans and other primates. Normally humans have five digits, the bones of whom are termed phalanges, on each hand (exceptions are polydactyly, oligodactyly and digit loss). The first digit is the thumb, followed by index finger, middle finger, ring finger, and little finger or pinky. Some other languages use the same generic term for all five digits of a hand.
TL;DR Thumbs are fingers.
#11 to #10 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Oops, From*
#9 to #7 - meowthenin (01/17/2013) [-]
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
#202 to #9 - krumpetking (01/18/2013) [-]
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
#122 - autoxx (01/17/2013) [-]
Maybe it's how he meets women.
It's short for "your next boyfriend"
#166 to #122 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Boyfriend must be on his penis.
#73 - dpcrosby (01/17/2013) [-]
How are there not more princess bride posts here?
How are there not more princess bride posts here?
User avatar #91 to #73 - zonryu (01/17/2013) [-]
im not sure wether to hug my computer of squee in delight at you......
#77 to #73 - thekieran (01/17/2013) [-]
My exact thoughts.
#19 - kuntbag (01/17/2013) [-]
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#139 - burraki (01/17/2013) [-]
TOO MANY FINGERS
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