guitar players shall understand.. i still don't know how that pick works... tags play the guitar.. this here, is my lucky guitar pick. wanna know why? it has fa tring string tingaling wing king sting swing ring ping thing and so on
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guitar players shall understand.

guitar players shall understand.. i still don't know how that pick works... tags play the guitar.. this here, is my lucky guitar pick. wanna know why? it has fa

i still don't know how that pick works...
tags play the guitar.

this here, is my lucky guitar pick.
wanna know why?
it has fallen under the table more
than a hundred times, and its still
in our dimension.
thank you, magical guitar pick.
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#5 - TheBikingFrog (01/16/2013) [-]
I bought a bag of 100 picks about a year ago, 5 remain today. Those little ******* are tougher to find than Bin Laden
User avatar #28 to #5 - dividerbyzero (01/17/2013) [-]
Maybe they're in Pakistan too.
#301 to #28 - ganondork (01/17/2013) [-]
Bottom of the ocean*
Bottom of the ocean*
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User avatar #137 to #23 - residentevilfan (01/17/2013) [-]
allow me to solve your problem
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=r5kmwLYw1UE
#240 to #23 - CaptainExplosion (01/17/2013) [-]
My guitar is an ovation celebrity deluxe. It's an electric-acoustic. The dots on the "leaves" are actually the sound holes, so I don't have to worry about that anymore.
#266 to #23 - strelokkk (01/17/2013) [-]
Problem Sir ?
User avatar #101 to #23 - rahku (01/17/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro, made me spit nos everywhere almost out of my nose too.. Thumb for you.
User avatar #125 to #23 - zuflux ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
On the bright side. You'll have an oversized marraca after you lose a couple more in there.
#90 - extremezone (01/17/2013) [-]
Suddenly everyone on funnyjunk plays the guitar
User avatar #112 to #90 - flamingwombat (01/17/2013) [-]
Most of us probably do. Or, the only people commenting are just people who play guitar?
#22 - I Am Monkey (01/17/2013) [-]
My friend caught a pick at an Avenged Sevenfold concert.
He lost it in less than a week.
(last known sighting of the pick)
User avatar #36 to #22 - gggman (01/17/2013) [-]
Okay, I know those things are escape artists and all but that is the LAST thing I'd want to lose!
User avatar #97 to #22 - hkd (01/17/2013) [-]
Which police station should I call if I spot it?
User avatar #297 to #22 - TwistedBamboozler (01/17/2013) [-]
A buddy of mine in high school caught taylor swift's guitar pick. It has a picture of her face on it. I realized it WOULD be cool if she could actually play guitar.
#84 to #22 - copyhat (01/17/2013) [-]
I ordered 200 custom printed pics with deathbat motive - still have about 150 left.
User avatar #316 to #84 - afuckingspoon (01/18/2013) [-]
They're... they're beautiful..
User avatar #318 to #316 - copyhat (01/19/2013) [-]
Where do you live? Could send some to you if you like?
User avatar #320 to #318 - afuckingspoon (01/23/2013) [-]
Germany :/
User avatar #321 to #320 - copyhat (01/23/2013) [-]
Not hard, I live in Denmark - you'll pay the postage of 2,40 Euros and I'll send some to you for free.
User avatar #322 to #321 - afuckingspoon (01/23/2013) [-]
Sure, That'd be great
User avatar #323 to #322 - copyhat (01/23/2013) [-]
Just mail me your address to sorenhammer @ msn.com

My paypal account is the same e-mail address
#146 to #22 - amoussa (01/17/2013) [-]
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I have one too from the Angels and Airwaves concert.

I think it was Tom Delonge's and Blink-182 are awesome!
#148 to #22 - organicglory (01/17/2013) [-]
how do you catch a pic
User avatar #309 to #148 - coolcalx (01/17/2013) [-]
lel. they throw them into the audience
User avatar #39 to #22 - bigbaddrag (01/17/2013) [-]
one of my friends caught a pick at one of their concerts too. and another friend caught Matt Shadows partially full water bottle. and finished it..
User avatar #50 to #39 - whitestofchapels (01/17/2013) [-]
Who wouldnt finish it?
User avatar #144 to #50 - nyanyan (01/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't drink M Shadows' water, I would rub it all over my body. M Shadows, damn.
#83 to #22 - nightmareskiss (01/17/2013) [-]
I have one too :D I framed it and hung it on my wall.
#24 to #22 - thepyras (01/17/2013) [-]
Heh. A pic of a pick.
#103 - qjmihuia (01/17/2013) [-]
mfw i accidentally see my lucky pick under some 			****		, after three months of being lost
mfw i accidentally see my lucky pick under some **** , after three months of being lost
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#62 to #11 - stonesthatroll (01/17/2013) [-]
Paper thin.
#99 to #62 - Rascal (01/17/2013) [-]
I almost gagged a little

those and the grey ones.... *shudders*

you have horrible taste in picks

I use yellow or orange tortex picks. Love the feel and high visibility is also a plus
#69 to #11 - kainhall (01/17/2013) [-]
damn striaght... i have 12 yellows... i wnat to use the first one so mutch that it gets warn out...wich is hear is next to impossible because of lossing them, and they are just durable.
#93 to #11 - Rascal (01/17/2013) [-]
i use the same pick, color and all
User avatar #115 to #11 - ASDLSD (01/17/2013) [-]
Tortex yellow here.
#19 to #11 - IGotThis (01/17/2013) [-]
Planet Waves Reporting in.
#105 to #19 - infamoustrapper (01/17/2013) [-]
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planet waves are the best. i only use these
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#13 to #11 - Rascal (01/17/2013) [-]
Bitch please, I punch my own out of discarded library cards.
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#31 to #11 - skateabuga ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Jazz III Reporting in.
#52 to #11 - zgbgydug (01/17/2013) [-]
Juratex master race reporting in
#75 to #11 - spearpwi (01/17/2013) [-]
***** pleeaaasse!
#110 to #11 - atheistzilla (01/17/2013) [-]
i use his master brother called the Gator!
User avatar #275 to #110 - strelokkk (01/17/2013) [-]
Got this one too, the feeling between the fingers is a bit weird IMO (there's a kind of anti-slip product on it), but I like it :)
User avatar #289 to #275 - atheistzilla (01/17/2013) [-]
just play with it for 5 minutes and it goes away because of the sweat on your fingers
#154 to #11 - hykk (01/17/2013) [-]
Fingernail master race.
Dirty I know...
#63 to #11 - Smithyrox (01/17/2013) [-]
.88 MAX-GRIPS are my choice.
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#26 to #11 - slatersniper (01/17/2013) [-]
Big stubby's where it's at.
User avatar #109 to #26 - atheistzilla (01/17/2013) [-]
oh god i hate those.... not that there's anything wrong with you liking them ofcourse
#53 to #26 - rednative (01/17/2013) [-]
"big stubby" if you know what i mean.
#46 to #11 - tkfourtwoone (01/17/2013) [-]
Got these from my gf as birthday present last year. Some of the best picks I ever used!
#32 to #11 - jesterif (01/17/2013) [-]
The only sort of picks that should exist.
User avatar #41 to #11 - themightymrplow (01/17/2013) [-]
You know, I'm fairly new to playing guitar and I have a bag of ten or so picks. I have two Tortex ones, but I don't really get the difference between picks. What makes these so good?
User avatar #45 to #41 - tkfourtwoone (01/17/2013) [-]
Insanely better grip and the good, pointy "nose".

Well, if you're into electric guitar & rock/metal, anyway.
User avatar #47 to #45 - themightymrplow (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I play acoustic. I just tried it out, and it doesn't sound as good to me for some reason. Sounds... harsher? I have a very thin one I've been using and I don't really like any of the others as well. Not sure why, maybe it's all in my head haha.
User avatar #48 to #47 - tkfourtwoone (01/17/2013) [-]
Well, let me just put it like this: if you just want to strum chords, a more flexible pick is welcome.
But if you want to pick individual strings, with a clear and distinct sound, a sturdy pick is needed.
#298 to #47 - atheistzilla (01/17/2013) [-]
i really love those standard picks from Fender for strumming chords.   
they're flexible, yet stable and pointy enough to mix things up.   
   
this is just my opinion ofcourse
i really love those standard picks from Fender for strumming chords.
they're flexible, yet stable and pointy enough to mix things up.

this is just my opinion ofcourse
#51 to #11 - mrawwyeah (01/17/2013) [-]
please...
#2 - selquiz (01/16/2013) [-]
Dude, this the one and only magical guitar pick!
The Pick Of Destiny!
#49 to #2 - Rascal (01/17/2013) [-]
I have this little ******
#116 to #2 - schveer (01/17/2013) [-]
MFW pick of destiny
MFW pick of destiny
User avatar #276 - xoyv (01/17/2013) [-]
...what if

it's not actually the same pick?

what if it's a pick, from another dimension, that happened to be dropped at the exact same time by another version of you?
#203 - nothingtodohere (01/17/2013) [-]
It is the pick of destiny.
#30 - partnerintroll ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Yeah 			*******		 right, OP
Yeah ******* right, OP
#18 - lolerbot (01/17/2013) [-]
I dropped my baby under the table last week. Still haven't found him (not that I've bothered looking)
User avatar #35 to #18 - hibbydibby (01/17/2013) [-]
Be sure to throw it some scraps every now and then. Babies still have to eat.
#114 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
My pick.

Bassists represent!
User avatar #123 to #114 - enorus (01/17/2013) [-]
Bassists unite!
youtube.com/watch?v=KUwZsl31-1k I am bass
User avatar #145 to #114 - randomserb (01/17/2013) [-]
Yesh.
User avatar #201 to #114 - bonjour (01/17/2013) [-]
A-are you wearing a bathing suit? This is making me feel comfortable.
User avatar #202 to #201 - bonjour (01/17/2013) [-]
aaarh **** . I meant bathrobe!
#232 to #202 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
I am. It's the comfiest thing on earth.

MFW I prepare to put it on
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#210 to #114 - Rascal (01/17/2013) [-]
Also your girlfriend.
#212 to #114 - kvelertak (01/17/2013) [-]
Also your girlfriend
#214 to #212 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
If you had been paying attention, you would know that it's not my girlfriend. It's hospitaller's.
User avatar #242 to #114 - CaptainExplosion (01/17/2013) [-]
The first time I tried playing a bass after playing the guitar, I didn't know the frets were longer so I could barely adapt at first.
#247 to #114 - youthanasia (01/17/2013) [-]
Picture of me with my girlfriend.
#255 to #247 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm left-handed.

Checkmate!
User avatar #135 to #114 - hospitaller (01/17/2013) [-]
What are you doing with my girlfriend? Put her down right now!
#141 to #135 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
Sorry bro. She's just not quite in to you.
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#155 to #153 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
Unacceptable - finger master race.

Hue.

I also use one sometimes.
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#157 to #156 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
Well so do I!
Especially my thumb on my acoustic.
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#159 to #158 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
I knew it...   
   
That's true, I wish I had that talent, though I do not have the anywhere near that amount of patience or skill...   
   
or length.
I knew it...

That's true, I wish I had that talent, though I do not have the anywhere near that amount of patience or skill...

or length.
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#166 to #161 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
I have plenty.
I have plenty.
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#215 to #167 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
I shall bless thee with some more.
I shall bless thee with some more.
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#185 to #167 - dawdawdwa ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Here, let me help.
Here, let me help.
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c ya
c ya
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#290 - tedsayshi (01/17/2013) [-]
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#292 to #290 - tedsayshi (01/17/2013) [-]
luckly i have been using the same pick for 3 years and ive moved from house to house
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#106 - rainbowrising (01/17/2013) [-]
Behold this baby, which I caught at a Judas Priest concert.



lucky for me, I don't play the guitar, so I'd never lose it
#174 - lolkoi (01/17/2013) [-]
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You think YOU have a magical guitar pick..
User avatar #199 to #174 - Crisfall (01/17/2013) [-]
tenacious d !! \m/
#37 - Afterlife (01/17/2013) [-]
what i like to do is to draw a little line on my pick with a highlighter.   
   
followed by attaching a tracking device.   
   
then chain it to my nipples.   
   
it's foolproof.
what i like to do is to draw a little line on my pick with a highlighter.

followed by attaching a tracking device.

then chain it to my nipples.

it's foolproof.
User avatar #86 to #37 - theverylonghorn (01/17/2013) [-]
I've tried that... still lose my ****
User avatar #67 to #37 - PartyPanda (01/17/2013) [-]
Is the poor dog's dick stuck in that fat bastard's bellybutton?
#180 - Mattyowl (01/17/2013) [-]
I posted this a while back, but I bought two guitar picks made of Lapis Lazuli a few so months ago.
Because Minecraft.

I almost lost it one of them, too.
It was on my computer monitor, next to the screen (so I wouldn't forget where I left it) and it fell down into the actual monitor and I couldn't get it out for a while.
I almost broke the screen trying to get it out.
User avatar #194 to #180 - lawlight (01/17/2013) [-]
that's an awesome pick !
#164 - sokolftw (01/17/2013) [-]
I wont pretend I know how to play guitar. But, I can play the **** out of an Ocarina.
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