Neil deGrasse Tyson on elevators. . at 10: 10 via Enter a small room. Doors Close. When doors open, you' re in a different place. Elevators are the next best th
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#7 - marlkarxthethird (01/17/2013) [-]
>Implying elevators aren't just cleverly disguised wormholes
>Implying elevators aren't just cleverly disguised wormholes
#18 - thepalmtoptiger (01/17/2013) [-]
A miracle.
A miracle.
#25 - bobolue (01/17/2013) [-]
my kinda elevator.
my kinda elevator.
#62 to #25 - doyouevenupload (01/17/2013) [-]
Better pull my pants up before he rapes me.
#6 - kievaughnb (01/17/2013) [-]
Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Frat houses are the next best thing to wormholes
#26 to #6 - dementos (01/17/2013) [-]
Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Trains are the next best thing to wormholes
User avatar #23 to #6 - lolzordz (01/17/2013) [-]
what is this guy's name?
User avatar #35 to #23 - kakariko (01/17/2013) [-]
Reginald Fils Aime, also known as Reggie "My body is ready"
#33 - qjmihuia (01/17/2013) [-]
why not portals
User avatar #39 to #33 - Marker (01/17/2013) [-]
I think that picture kind of answers the question....
#36 to #33 - desacabose ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #36 - carnivoreapples (01/17/2013) [-]
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Potatoes down
now all i need is:
90 pretzels and 67 sugar cubes, anyone trading them lol
User avatar #50 to #49 - carnivoreapples (01/17/2013) [-]
sounds like gabe's breakfast
#24 - viewtifulbro (01/17/2013) [-]
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#10 - parrotey (01/17/2013) [-]
I personally find escalators cooler since they can never break
#27 to #10 - joelskee (01/17/2013) [-]
of course they can break you ****
User avatar #11 to #10 - ryanmck (01/17/2013) [-]
Never break? I swear 90% of the time when i got to the mall theres an escalator broken and i have to walk half way across the mall to use a different one because theres no stairs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - savirleo (01/17/2013) [-]
Escalators never break. They just become stairs
User avatar #13 to #12 - ryanmck (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh i feel stupid but what i meant was they're doing repairs on them and then i can't walk down them because they're opened up and look like some Final Destination ****
User avatar #15 to #13 - savirleo (01/17/2013) [-]
Use it to your advantage
User avatar #31 to #10 - HonkIfIDriveWell (01/17/2013) [-]
Tell that to all the fat people who get "stuck" on escalators.
#19 to #10 - icecreamonnips (01/17/2013) [-]
i miss Mitch Hedburg :(
i miss Mitch Hedburg :(
User avatar #16 to #10 - hibbydibby (01/17/2013) [-]
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

**** yeah Mitch Hedberg
#52 - moustachefingers (01/17/2013) [-]
Plebeians.
User avatar #54 to #52 - zahnrad (01/17/2013) [-]
9gags version of charlie and the chocolate factory.
User avatar #4 - tastycrisps (01/16/2013) [-]
When there's only one person in the elevator with me I like to enhance the awkward silence by tapping their shoulder and pretend it wasn't me.
User avatar #8 - boredbrowser (01/17/2013) [-]
its funny, cause when i was younger i used to close my eyes before the elevator doors closed, and open them again when they were open on the other floor to pretend i teleported
User avatar #14 - Lambda (01/17/2013) [-]
Elevators are awesome. Seriously. They symbolize man's conquest of gravity; his stubborn, steadfast defiance of the laws of nature. And a fantastic union of mechanical and electrical engineering, a wonder of mechanics that millions of people use on a daily basis and never give a second thought to. Elevators are under-appreciated. Don't forget to say "thank you", the next time you ride an elevator.

I am reasonably certain that this makes no sense at all, but take it or leave it.
User avatar #51 to #14 - daentraya (01/17/2013) [-]
I just took an elevator today. It was cramped, and i didnt like the dizzying feeling i get. **** elevators..
#2 - FlyingButt (01/16/2013) [-]
Good thing wormholes don't break and force you to use stairs.
User avatar #34 to #2 - atheistzilla (01/17/2013) [-]
i whas waiting for someone to use this.

thx i guess
#48 - froller (01/17/2013) [-]
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#42 - trucciolo (01/17/2013) [-]
i see... what you did there
#44 to #42 - thisisrarity (01/17/2013) [-]
Do you even praise the sun?
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#20 - bazda (01/17/2013) [-]
I always thought it would be interesting if you took a plains indian right out of the 1700's and gave him a ride in an elevator.
#5 - samuraicrack (01/17/2013) [-]
So i guess they aren't the only thing that lifts?
#32 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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#58 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
people: this can be used for a variety of applications and could save lives
scientists: ITS ******* COOL
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