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I would u punch a kid hr ; 500,
**** I' ll do it fbr (t; 10
i' ll give mu } m at me punch a kid
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#136 - winners (01/17/2013) [-]
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#133 - xoyv (01/17/2013) [-]
>paying $10 to punch a kid
#130 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
I just noticed how these posts work.

It's like... pyramid stuff
#128 - followtheworms (01/17/2013) [-]
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #2665539 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** <<<who i'd punch
User avatar #126 - doyouevenupload (01/17/2013) [-]
omg they changed the settings again :D
#77 - froller (01/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #131 to #77 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
You would favorite that. Wouldn't you?
User avatar #134 to #131 - froller (01/17/2013) [-]
shhhH!
User avatar #137 to #134 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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#69 - froller (01/17/2013) [-]
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#47 - EdwardNigma (01/17/2013) [-]
Super ethical question time.

Would you beat the ever living **** out of 10 kids for 1.5 million dollars. You HAVE to break at least one bone on each kid and they will be hospitalized for a long ass time and theres a chance of death for each one. You don't know if any of the kids are little ***** or nice kids, it's 10 completely random kids. Furthermore, you will not be arrested but as stated, one or all of the kids may die.

Go.
#123 to #47 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
This would make for a good RPG quest.
"0/10 children hospitalized.
Reward: $1.5 million -OR- A Pony."
User avatar #122 to #47 - warzon ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Sure my repressed anger and unlimated amount of rage during my childhood should be enough so i dont have guilt.
#117 to #47 - atma (01/17/2013) [-]
I would do anything for $1.5 million at this point. No, literally, like anything.
Ain't saying I'm proud.
#124 to #117 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
But what you do for a KLONDIKE BAR?
User avatar #141 to #124 - doctorstein ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I would ****** so many people so inventively that I wind up in Thrill Kill 2 as some weird raptor creature, and then win the tournament. After that I would use my new-found raptor powers to kill all the children I can, unless they're white/Asian. If you don't understand this **** , look up thrill kill.
#135 to #124 - atma (01/17/2013) [-]
Would you... Would you kill a man?
User avatar #116 to #47 - pjuuusen (01/17/2013) [-]
I would do it.
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#105 to #47 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
yes, I'd give $100,000 to each of them to help with hospital bills and attempt to have doctors save them. Keep $250,000 to pay for needed things including psychiatric treatment and donate the other $250,000 to several charities.
User avatar #81 to #47 - ixcarnifexxi (01/17/2013) [-]
Hell, if a kid/some kids die from getting the **** kicked out of em, they weren't meant to survive in this world in the first place.
#78 to #47 - shatt (01/17/2013) [-]
i would grab a knife and perform surgery on them, as soon as i saw a bone i would snap it then would beat them up with all of my strength
User avatar #76 to #47 - enjee (01/17/2013) [-]
**enjee rolls 7** less than 5 no, 5 or more yes
User avatar #75 to #47 - ubergoatman (01/17/2013) [-]
I want to say no...

But I'm going to have to go with probably.
User avatar #74 to #47 - buttplugmaster (01/17/2013) [-]
...No. If I could be sure they were all little pricks, yes. But if they didn't do anything then no.
User avatar #72 to #47 - mcatheistnuggets (01/17/2013) [-]
Yes, I will make a moral exception, implanting the notion that the ******* deserved it upon my conscious, then I will speed down the Autobahn in my new 2014 Corvette Stingray firing my new AR-15 with drum mag in the air while I'm getting head from one of their mothers.
User avatar #118 to #72 - bloodflowers (01/17/2013) [-]
LOL why are people thumbing this guy down?...

You made me laugh
#139 to #118 - mcatheistnuggets (01/18/2013) [-]
At least someone appreciates a joke, the amount of butthurt here is insane.
At least someone appreciates a joke, the amount of butthurt here is insane.
User avatar #71 to #47 - techketzer (01/17/2013) [-]
Hell no.
User avatar #68 to #47 - randomserb (01/17/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #70 to #68 - EdwardNigma (01/17/2013) [-]
I was scared everyone would say yes. But you and that other guy said no.

Good.
Good.
User avatar #65 to #47 - hattaz ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
1.5 million dollars.... **** i'll just give the parents like 5 grand each and go off living off an amazing life.
User avatar #114 to #65 - coolcalx (01/17/2013) [-]
kids are worth a lot more than $5,000 ...
User avatar #120 to #114 - hattaz ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
And? Not like i'm intentionally trying to kill it by breaking a toe or hand
User avatar #64 to #47 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Nope, see if you asked me to do tax fraud and etc, sure, but I will not lay my hands on a small child, even if the lil' tyke was an ******* , I believe in other ways to raise the kids.
#61 to #47 - thamuz ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes I would.   
   
I would break a finger,or a toe,as you can still do most of the things you do every day with a broken finger or toe and then proceed to bury them up to their neck in the playgrounds litter box and do this a few times for good measure.
Yes. Yes I would.

I would break a finger,or a toe,as you can still do most of the things you do every day with a broken finger or toe and then proceed to bury them up to their neck in the playgrounds litter box and do this a few times for good measure.
#44 - sammyjankiis (01/17/2013) [-]
I prefer old women.
I prefer old women.
User avatar #41 - larso (01/17/2013) [-]
And after they've beat the s*** out of him, he will stay strong and move on
#39 - qjmihuia (01/17/2013) [-]
be careful not to break them, they get useless after that..
be careful not to break them, they get useless after that..
#45 to #39 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Break them PHYSICALLY OR MENTALLY STEWIE / DNA BEE UNACCEPTABLE-- STEW / UPSTAIRS NOSES/ NANA SAW U/ TABLES TURNED YEAR AGO - BOWIE IS COOL/ cool runnings - did u find ur anime on internet yet? Its when u ho "out" $$ bring little one-- RINGWORM/ PONYVILLE- PS CAUGHT HACK MONTHS AGO/ GREANLEAF- HAVE FUN HAVE ALL UR NOTES IP ETC PROPERTY/ JUST SAYIN/ know not MAYAN- REDDIT.
#37 - doyoulikeapizza (01/17/2013) [-]
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#28 - jakols (01/17/2013) [-]
hitting kids... meeh, but ok   
but if you are ever planning on kicking them, watch out for angry black men that pack a punch
hitting kids... meeh, but ok
but if you are ever planning on kicking them, watch out for angry black men that pack a punch
#40 to #28 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
Angry Black guy that Pack-a-Punch's
#38 to #28 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Id love to know the story behind this. Does the dude just kicks that kid out of no where?
User avatar #42 to #38 - defeats (01/17/2013) [-]
The guy who kicks the kid has downs syndrome. I think he kicks him because of the way he bounces up to the desk, maybe thinking he was butting in line.
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User avatar #26 - Schwarzenegger (01/17/2013) [-]
On a serious note, have you ever met a kid you wanted to punch? I mean, not just punch but beat the living holy hell out of. One of my step brothers (9 years old) is a massive prick. I don't even think prick is bad enough...I'll go with cockbite. So this little cockbite is always giving my real brother hell. My real brother is kind of...overweight. Little mister cockbite enjoys calling him fat and stuff like that, making him depressed and down. When I see my brother down, it really bothers me. My stepdad, my mom, and I jump all over him for saying that. I even screamed at him one time. Little mister cockbite just keeps doing it. Not only does he give my brother hell, he talks trash to me in front of everyone because he thinks he's untouchable. He does it just to piss me off. If I could get away with it, I swear I would kill him.


TL;DR - little stepbrother is a massive prick, I would enjoy beating the living holy hell out of him.
User avatar #125 to #26 - dengekisushi (01/17/2013) [-]
Whack him upside the head. It's not abuse but it's not nothing, you know?
User avatar #48 to #26 - EdwardNigma (01/17/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes I have. Quite a lot actually.
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User avatar #32 to #26 - Snookbone (01/17/2013) [-]
Dude, just give him a good slap across the face and get in **** . Repeat as necessary. It is important to realise that it is for the greater good.
User avatar #31 to #26 - greenthegunstar (01/17/2013) [-]
Thennn...why DON'T you beat him up? If he's 9, and he's doing that, I think it's about time he learned that you're not somebody to **** with.
User avatar #30 to #26 - ludislavonac (01/17/2013) [-]
Why don't you just slap him when he pulls **** like that? I don't mean that you should hit him too hard, but just a bit to let him know his place
User avatar #27 to #26 - shashashadow (01/17/2013) [-]
the real question is: "have you ever met a kid that you didn't want to punch?"
User avatar #29 to #27 - Schwarzenegger (01/17/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #22 - makethingsworse (01/17/2013) [-]
When I was a little kid my mom bought me an Elmo doll. It would always say "Elmo loves you!' or "Elmo thinks you're real smart!" whenever I would hug it. I loved that toy. So one day I took a pair of scissors from my mom's sewing drawer and began to cut off all of Elmo's limbs. I started with the feet, the legs, and then the arms. When I pressed down on it's chest, Elmo still loved me- so I tore off it's head. I pressed down again. Elmo thought I was real smart. I stabbed his chest. I stabbed him over and over and over again until my hands started bleeding from being cut by the scissors. I screamed. I screamed until I could taste blood. I pressed on Elmo's chest one last time. Elmo didn't say anything. When my parents got home they opened the door and found me on the floor walking the dinosaur.
#43 to #22 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Cute story love this sick site $$ post links everywhere / copy
#20 - xozonex ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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Kid's fw
#21 to #20 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
The kid tried to kill himself so he would'nt get hit, eh?
#18 - Cleavland Steamer (01/17/2013) [-]
I'd punch a baby for some candy
I'd punch a baby for some candy
#16 - rockmanfan (01/17/2013) [-]
**rockmanfan rolled a random image posted in comment #154415 at Ponyville ** i wish i got paid for punching children...
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