Spork. anybody still playing skyrim?. lie it 3 TIE BEEN A PRETTY TOUGH GUY.... BUT THE ELVES WOULD STEAL THIS ANCEINT RELIC FROM US! And what does the Empire do? NOTHING! Nay, WORSE THAN NOTHING! THEY HELP OUR ELVEN OPPRESSORS! Spork anybody still playing skyrim? lie it 3 TIE BEEN A PRETTY TOUGH GUY BUT THE ELVES WOULD STEAL THIS ANCEINT RELIC FROM US! And what does the Empire do? NOTHING! Nay WORSE THAN THEY HELP OUR ELVEN OPPRESSORS!
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#2 - wholesomeburn
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BUT THE ELVES WOULD STEAL THIS ANCEINT RELIC FROM US! And what does the Empire do? NOTHING! Nay, WORSE THAN NOTHING! THEY HELP OUR ELVEN OPPRESSORS!
#6 to #2 - anon id: 31ba6066
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i was a elf, and i stole that ************
User avatar #84 to #2 - yourlifeisalie
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Ulfric stormcloak is an informant of the Thalmor
#70 to #2 - zuflux
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Tacos*
User avatar #4 to #2 - trollins
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I shot an arrow into the air and it landed on that guy. Instant death.

Feels bad man
#5 to #4 - aludin
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I just shot him in the face.
#8 to #2 - brothergrimm
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#14 to #2 - checkemtrain
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#3 - awesumjjman
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Comment Picture
User avatar #77 to #3 - siggythepiggy
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Love how it has a watermark from both Memebase and Señorgif
#29 to #3 - xjiicx
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#16 - Crax
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Did anyone else notice that Ysgramor had both a two-handed axe AND a shield? Ysgramor was the toughest of guys.
User avatar #56 to #16 - tonkkax
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I have the Ysgramor's gear hanging on my whiterun home wall.
User avatar #79 to #16 - popkornking
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That just raised a aquestion for me, when fighting on horseback you still holda two handed weapon in one hand, could you equip a shield on the other hand?
User avatar #17 to #16 - HarvietheDinkle
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Those were his plate and knife.
User avatar #40 to #17 - boydaranga
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spork*
#45 - felixjarl
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#75 to #45 - hattaz
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#24 - cameronrox
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Anyone still playing?  ANYONE STILL PLAYING??! I HAVENT STOPPED AHAHAHAHAHA IM GOING MAD!  level 72, max alchemy smithing and enchanting so my gear is super overpowered as **** and im not stopping till ive completed ALL the quests!.... and theeeen im going to go EVERYWHERE and kill EVERYONE and then THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF!     
   
It will be glorious!!  IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!
Anyone still playing? ANYONE STILL PLAYING??! I HAVENT STOPPED AHAHAHAHAHA IM GOING MAD! level 72, max alchemy smithing and enchanting so my gear is super overpowered as **** and im not stopping till ive completed ALL the quests!.... and theeeen im going to go EVERYWHERE and kill EVERYONE and then THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF!

It will be glorious!! IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!
User avatar #55 to #24 - frozenpickle
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how did you get your alchemy 100? that takes like forever
User avatar #94 to #55 - cameronrox
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Giants Toes mate.
User avatar #96 to #94 - frozenpickle
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and then? please devine of skyrim, what do i do then?
User avatar #97 to #96 - cameronrox
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Giant toes and wheat makes a very powerful but semi common potion that gives you a rather large amount of alchemy exp first find all the giant camps in skyrim and a few farms for the wheat. Whiterun and Eastmarch have the most farms and they give ya the most wheat. Get the best forfity alchemy enchant on your head/hands/ring/neck. Drink fortify enchanting before you do, and use all stronger enchanting potions you make to increase alchemy fortifying % further. Keep doing this fill your brain fills with rot and your eyes turn into jelly!
User avatar #35 to #24 - ghirahn
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screenshots or else
#98 to #35 - cameronrox
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op delivers!
#95 to #35 - cameronrox
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I SHALL DELIVER... BUT NOT TODAY!

you win the internets if you know this guy
#1 - kingsombra
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Disregard spoon, equip soupbowl to head.
#30 to #1 - flyingfrogslash
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And that is how I seduce women.
And that is how I seduce women.
User avatar #21 to #1 - Bion
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That's the most effective way of stealing everything in a house.
#41 - noonesperfect
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Indeed
#15 - scanners
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I remember when I was playing and I saw this. I thought it was a glitch but then about 3 seconds later I just started laughing my ass off.
I remember when I was playing and I saw this. I thought it was a glitch but then about 3 seconds later I just started laughing my ass off.
#28 to #15 - xjiicx
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******* angel beats..... More feels, great.
******* angel beats..... More feels, great.
User avatar #66 to #28 - Screenshotman
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i just can't watch any more anime now because i'm scared of feels like that
i never knew i could feel what i felt that day
#32 - imaschizo
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i never stopped playing skyrim, im pretty pumped for online
User avatar #38 to #32 - AnonsForSure
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Oh for ****** sake, that picture is so true... I'm playing my FOURTH ******* character in Skyrim now, and it can still distract me from studying to my god damn finals.
User avatar #93 to #38 - imaschizo
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yea i have finals next week and im pretty much boned, i had a level 70 nord which i accidently deleted... so now i have a 38 nord
User avatar #52 to #38 - rabaneristo
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Same here. I've been a redguard battlemage, a dark elf assassin, a nord berzerker, a high elf mage and now a breton mage/tank. I honestly don't know how I managed to graduate.
#39 - theshmugy
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Seeing the title reminded me of this.
User avatar #74 to #39 - skulldan
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but how do you roll the pees on to your fork/spoon without a knife as a wall?
User avatar #78 to #74 - mcatheistnuggets
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The pees will be so scared of your sporfe, they will just roll on to it.