Spork. anybody still playing skyrim?. lie it 3 TIE BEEN A PRETTY TOUGH GUY.... BUT THE ELVES WOULD STEAL THIS ANCEINT RELIC FROM US! And what does the Empire do? NOTHING! Nay, WORSE THAN NOTHING! THEY HELP OUR ELVEN OPPRESSORS!
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#16 - Crax (01/17/2013) [-]
Did anyone else notice that Ysgramor had both a two-handed axe AND a shield? Ysgramor was the toughest of guys.
User avatar #56 to #16 - tonkkax (01/17/2013) [-]
I have the Ysgramor's gear hanging on my whiterun home wall.
User avatar #79 to #16 - popkornking ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
That just raised a aquestion for me, when fighting on horseback you still holda two handed weapon in one hand, could you equip a shield on the other hand?
User avatar #17 to #16 - HarvietheDinkle (01/17/2013) [-]
Those were his plate and knife.
User avatar #40 to #17 - boydaranga (01/17/2013) [-]
spork*
#2 - wholesomeburn ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
BUT THE ELVES WOULD STEAL THIS ANCEINT RELIC FROM US! And what does the Empire do? NOTHING! Nay, WORSE THAN NOTHING! THEY HELP OUR ELVEN OPPRESSORS!
User avatar #84 to #2 - yourlifeisalie (01/17/2013) [-]
Ulfric stormcloak is an informant of the Thalmor
#6 to #2 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
i was a elf, and i stole that ************
#70 to #2 - zuflux ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Tacos*
User avatar #4 to #2 - trollins (01/17/2013) [-]
I shot an arrow into the air and it landed on that guy. Instant death.

Feels bad man
#5 to #4 - aludin (01/17/2013) [-]
I just shot him in the face.
#24 - cameronrox (01/17/2013) [-]
Anyone still playing?  ANYONE STILL PLAYING??! I HAVENT STOPPED AHAHAHAHAHA IM GOING MAD!  level 72, max alchemy smithing and enchanting so my gear is super overpowered as 			****		 and im not stopping till ive completed ALL the quests!.... and theeeen im going to go EVERYWHERE and kill EVERYONE and then THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF!     
   
It will be glorious!!  IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!
Anyone still playing? ANYONE STILL PLAYING??! I HAVENT STOPPED AHAHAHAHAHA IM GOING MAD! level 72, max alchemy smithing and enchanting so my gear is super overpowered as **** and im not stopping till ive completed ALL the quests!.... and theeeen im going to go EVERYWHERE and kill EVERYONE and then THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF!

It will be glorious!! IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!
User avatar #55 to #24 - frozenpickle (01/17/2013) [-]
how did you get your alchemy 100? that takes like forever
User avatar #94 to #55 - cameronrox (01/18/2013) [-]
Giants Toes mate.
User avatar #96 to #94 - frozenpickle (01/18/2013) [-]
and then? please devine of skyrim, what do i do then?
User avatar #97 to #96 - cameronrox (01/18/2013) [-]
Giant toes and wheat makes a very powerful but semi common potion that gives you a rather large amount of alchemy exp first find all the giant camps in skyrim and a few farms for the wheat. Whiterun and Eastmarch have the most farms and they give ya the most wheat. Get the best forfity alchemy enchant on your head/hands/ring/neck. Drink fortify enchanting before you do, and use all stronger enchanting potions you make to increase alchemy fortifying % further. Keep doing this fill your brain fills with rot and your eyes turn into jelly!
User avatar #35 to #24 - ghirahn (01/17/2013) [-]
screenshots or else
#98 to #35 - cameronrox (01/18/2013) [-]
op delivers!
#95 to #35 - cameronrox (01/18/2013) [-]
I SHALL DELIVER... BUT NOT TODAY!

you win the internets if you know this guy
#1 - kingsombra (01/16/2013) [-]
Disregard spoon, equip soupbowl to head.
#30 to #1 - flyingfrogslash (01/17/2013) [-]
And that is how I seduce women.
And that is how I seduce women.
User avatar #21 to #1 - Bion (01/17/2013) [-]
That's the most effective way of stealing everything in a house.
#41 - noonesperfect (01/17/2013) [-]
Indeed
#3 - awesumjjman (01/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #77 to #3 - siggythepiggy (01/17/2013) [-]
Love how it has a watermark from both Memebase and Señorgif
#32 - imaschizo (01/17/2013) [-]
i never stopped playing skyrim, im pretty pumped for online
User avatar #38 to #32 - AnonsForSure (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh for ****** sake, that picture is so true... I'm playing my FOURTH ******* character in Skyrim now, and it can still distract me from studying to my god damn finals.
User avatar #93 to #38 - imaschizo (01/18/2013) [-]
yea i have finals next week and im pretty much boned, i had a level 70 nord which i accidently deleted... so now i have a 38 nord
User avatar #52 to #38 - rabaneristo (01/17/2013) [-]
Same here. I've been a redguard battlemage, a dark elf assassin, a nord berzerker, a high elf mage and now a breton mage/tank. I honestly don't know how I managed to graduate.
#39 - theshmugy (01/17/2013) [-]
Seeing the title reminded me of this.
User avatar #74 to #39 - skulldan (01/17/2013) [-]
but how do you roll the pees on to your fork/spoon without a knife as a wall?
User avatar #78 to #74 - mcatheistnuggets (01/17/2013) [-]
The pees will be so scared of your sporfe, they will just roll on to it.
#71 - jokervsbatsy (01/17/2013) [-]
"Now, I know what you're thinking - that's not a spoon, it's a fork! No one can eat soup with a fork. Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor."
User avatar #80 to #71 - Davidowns (01/17/2013) [-]
I stole everything he had.. Hes "museum" is empty.
#15 - scanners (01/17/2013) [-]
I remember when I was playing and I saw this. I thought it was a glitch but then about 3 seconds later I just started laughing my ass off.
I remember when I was playing and I saw this. I thought it was a glitch but then about 3 seconds later I just started laughing my ass off.
#28 to #15 - xjiicx (01/17/2013) [-]
*******		 angel beats..... More feels, great.
******* angel beats..... More feels, great.
User avatar #66 to #28 - Screenshotman (01/17/2013) [-]
i just can't watch any more anime now because i'm scared of feels like that
i never knew i could feel what i felt that day
#23 - gilbreak (01/17/2013) [-]
anyone?
#12 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link Yes he is (cannot post pictures.)
User avatar #18 to #12 - HarvietheDinkle (01/17/2013) [-]
Ok so I'm not done with skyrim.


WHERE DO YOU MEET HIM???
User avatar #19 to #18 - HarvietheDinkle (01/17/2013) [-]
done, as in most of the main quests.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Bion (01/17/2013) [-]
Judging by that pic, he's in soverngarde (spelling?), which is at the very end of the main quest.

Also, once you hit lvl 50, there's no reason not to do the main quest, as all of the items and stuff you can get, then, are at max power. At least I think they all are.

The main story can be completed in like, 4 hours though. It's not very long at all.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Bion (01/17/2013) [-]
Sovngarde*
#87 - zahnrad (01/17/2013) [-]
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You call that a Spork?

THIS! Is a spork!
User avatar #13 - mynameislego (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm still playing, just started quests looking for elder scroll but im probably going to go back out into the skyrim and continue to improve and upgrade my character some more
#50 - qjmihuia (01/17/2013) [-]
**qjmihuia rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at You look so stupid bro! **
#85 - sokolftw (01/17/2013) [-]
I haven't even finished the main story, then they didn't release anything for the PS3. So I cried myself to sleep after finishing the Thieves guild. I should just re-buy it for the PC and get the expansions.    
   
gif is MFW I play.
I haven't even finished the main story, then they didn't release anything for the PS3. So I cried myself to sleep after finishing the Thieves guild. I should just re-buy it for the PC and get the expansions.

gif is MFW I play.
User avatar #60 - yutakenusername (01/17/2013) [-]
Anyone know where it's located?
#61 to #60 - skejet (01/17/2013) [-]
A shop in Windhelm, Calixto's Curiosities. On entering the city, go right into the street to the gray quarter. It's in front of you. You might need to pick the lock once you've finished the Blood on The Ice Quest.
User avatar #62 to #61 - yutakenusername (01/17/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #46 - bluemando (01/17/2013) [-]
but... but... that looks like a fork...
#51 to #46 - rabaneristo (01/17/2013) [-]
But... but... that looks like a dork...
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User avatar #72 to #67 - reican (01/17/2013) [-]
"If you aren't willing to look after what you have, you don't deserve to have it"
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