animu conventions. gotta love em. This Troll Should Have Stuck At Home HOTEL l OHIO, USA l BIGOTRY, BIZARRE HOTELS [K LODGING, TOP There is a large anime conven
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HOTEL l OHIO, USA l BIGOTRY, BIZARRE HOTELS [K LODGING,
TOP
There is a large anime convention at our hotel.
During these conventions, many guests dress up as
their favorite characters. Some even go and
will wear body paint or mascot suits, carry fake
weapons, etc. Even during these conventions, non-
convention goers stay in the hotel. I am working the ,
front desk and am approached by a very angry A
guest.) M
Me: "How may I help you today?" 2:
Guest: "Kick these d*** ed freaks out of this hotel!
They' re disturbing my children!"
Me: “I' m very sorry, ma' am. The event is already
going on, and all of these people have paid to
attend."
Guest: "They' re disturbing my children! They have
weapons! They' re dangerous freaks!"
Me: "We wouldn' t allow real weapons on the
convention floor. All weapons have been checked,
and all of them are props. I can assure you that no
one here will harm your children with their
weapons."
Guest: “You' re lying! You' re just covering up for
this... cult! It' s a cult of dangerous freaks with
weapons!"
Me: “Ma' am, there is no cult activity."
Guest: "If it' s not a cult, then why are they painted
grey? And why are they wearing devil horns?
They' re the headmasters of the cult!'' *motions to a
nearby group in costume'
Me: "They' re in costumes. This is an anime
convention. Many people dress up in costumes. That
group is dressed up as characters from [popular
webcomic]. They' re not a cult.''
Guest: “You' re lying! They' re a
cult! They' re going to wait until midnight, then
sacrifice all the virgins to Satan!"
Me: "Actually, the only thing happening at midnight
tonight is the convention' s dance."
Guest: "A dance with the devil! You even admitted
Me: "I never said that."
Guest: "And them, over there! In the animal
costumes!" *motions to a group of people in mascot
suits* "Theyde going to perform strange sex acts on
sacrifice all the virgins to Satan!"
Me: "Actually, the only thing happening at midnight
tonight is the convention' s dance."
Guest: "A dance with the devil! You even admitted
Me: “I never said that."
Guest: "And them, over there! In the animal
costumes!" *motions to a group unpeople in mascot
suits* "Theyde going to perform strange sex acts on
innocent people at the cult meeting tonight! How
dare you let this happen?!"
Me: “Ma' am, if you would listen to me-"
There is now a long line of people waiting to be
helped behind her, most of whom look upset with
the way this guest is talking.)
Guest: *turns around to the people in line' "Don' t
check into this hotel! They let crazy cults of devil-
worshippers bring weapons in to sacrifice virgins and
then have sex!" *runs ofte
Next Guest in line: ''...Heh. Normal people are
funny. Can I please have some extra towels?"
as (2, 235 THUMBS UPI)
This was a convention I
actually went to a year ago
and I' m just now hearing this
great story. Credit to my
friend Kyle for finding this!
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#5 - somniumecstasi (01/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"If it's not a cult, then why are they painted grey? And why are they wearing devil horns?"   
MFW
"If it's not a cult, then why are they painted grey? And why are they wearing devil horns?"
MFW
#19 - thepyras (01/17/2013) [+] (25 replies)
"[popular webcomic]" Oh, you mean Homestuck, which easily makes up 50% of the cosplays so long as there is a Homestuck panel. Totally ruined AWA. The coolest part of anime conventions is the great hand made costumes, not a bunch of kids running around in jeans, black t-shirts with some poorly drawn symbol on them and a bit of blue face paint. I hadn't heard about Homestuck before last year's AWA, but that made me rather dislike it.

MFW anyone mentions Homestuck.
#3 - sidnineonefourtwo (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dance with the Devil?
#42 - mikhailovych (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If they were going to sacrifice all virgins at midnight there would not be a single one of them left
#43 - lickilicky (01/17/2013) [-]
>animal costumes
>strange sex acts
Either the guest really is stupid and good at guessing, or we've all been trolled hard.
#16 - tibialun (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OHAYOCON BOUND TOMORROOOOOW!!
#14 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw grey skin devil horns
HonK hONk >:o)
User avatar #10 - SnugglyWuggly (01/17/2013) [-]
THE CHILDREN LOVE THE DEVIL!
#4 - hyrulist ONLINE (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I never find these kind of people in germany...
I never find these kind of people in germany...
#2 - tricksandshit (01/16/2013) [-]
Worth the read
#1 - zinmortal (01/16/2013) [-]
normal people scare me    
   
But i tell them
normal people scare me

But i tell them
User avatar #39 - zalex (01/17/2013) [-]
If this was recent at all then I'd be willing to bet it was katsucon this happened at, in which case, I was there!
#37 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
god fucken homostunk
ruining every convention I go to
User avatar #32 - trojanmannn (01/17/2013) [-]
i think everyone's a faggot
#25 - lionti ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
why would you play assassins creed and not want to worship the devil? i thought that was the whole undertone of the game, silly normal woman
User avatar #24 - taintedangel (01/17/2013) [-]
Goddammit retarded, American Christians. This is why we can't have anything nice.
#11 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How did you know this was the convention you went to? If it was the story about the crazy hotel guest, then I understand, but there is nothing else in this content that gives any indication as to where (in Ohio) or when this particular convention took place.
User avatar #13 - wulphshadowtail (01/17/2013) [-]
I do so love not always right.
#30 - decembermemory (01/17/2013) [-]
let me tell you about homestuck...
let me tell you about homestuck...
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