Pastae.. The horror!. it you think &eill life SUCHS, just IUD}: at INS picture and think "it be palm. are sweaty lane. -as weak, arms are heavy it' s fallen out


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#55 - Cleavland Steamer (01/17/2013) [-]
Meatball!!!! Meatball!!!!!
Ravioli!!! Ravioli!!!!!!!
#58 to #55 - puredeliciousness (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh god your username
Oh god your username
#72 to #58 - lawlfailwinepic (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh god your username.
Oh god your username.
#36 - gigglesthegreat (01/16/2013) [-]
And the pasta god so loved the world, that he chose a virgin Italian woman and she bore his only son... Ramen...
#13 - holeymoley (01/16/2013) [-]
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
#82 to #13 - thatoneguywithskin (01/17/2013) [-]
oh god yes
User avatar #92 to #13 - Jackimole (01/17/2013) [-]
I prefer
"but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti"
"but he keeps on spaghetti what he"
User avatar #98 to #13 - YoDawgWeHeard (01/17/2013) [-]
I knew this would be here somewhere, yet even with preparation, I still lost it.
User avatar #24 to #13 - therealwaynebrady (01/16/2013) [-]
you know you done ****** up right

his palms spaghetti
knees weak arms spaghetti
there's vomit on his sweater spaghetti
mom's spaghetti
he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
#129 to #24 - anonyrnoose (01/17/2013) [-]

His palms spaghetti,
Knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already
Mom's spaghetti

He's spaghetti, but on spaghetti he looks calm spaghetti
To drop bombs, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens spaghetti, but the words won't spaghetti
He's choking how, spaghetti's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's spaghetti, blow

Snap back to spaghetti, oh there goes spaghetti
Oh there goes Rabbit he choked, he's spaghetti
But he won't give up spaghetti, no he won't have it
He knows his whole spaghetti ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows spaghetti's broke
He's spaghetti, he knows
When he goes back to his spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the spaghetti, yo, this whole spaghetti
He better spaghetti this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better.....
User avatar #33 to #24 - holeymoley (01/16/2013) [-]
That works much better than my way...
#57 - imapatheticbanana (01/17/2013) [-]
His mouth says pizza.   
But his hair says spaghetti.
His mouth says pizza.
But his hair says spaghetti.
#10 - hoolio (01/16/2013) [-]
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#69 to #53 - palindromia (01/17/2013) [-]
best eminem meme ever.
User avatar #75 to #53 - noket (01/17/2013) [-]
made me laugh more than it should have ahah
#11 - sabison (01/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 - swagasaurusrex (01/16/2013) [-]
That blue/white piece of clothing in the middle of the pile really looks like a face..
#40 to #18 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
How does a person notice that?
#80 - richiehf (01/17/2013) [-]
Finally.. something on FJ that I can easily understand.
Finally.. something on FJ that I can easily understand.
#6 - juzin (01/16/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard.
I laughed so hard.
#17 - nyanpoptart (01/16/2013) [-]
It's ******* everywhere.
#118 to #114 - chezburger (01/17/2013) [-]
lol'ing my brains out!
#108 - aczoh (01/17/2013) [-]
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#117 - breakfastlunch (01/17/2013) [-]
Don't joke about Mom's spaghetti, ************ . Don't bring up the memories.
#42 - adrenacrome (01/16/2013) [-]
Why the **** did he have a knife for his spaghetti???
User avatar #43 to #42 - LtMcG (01/16/2013) [-]
Some people like their noodles shorter so they don't make such a mess with all the slurping
#46 to #43 - adrenacrome (01/17/2013) [-]
Bet he wouldn't have dropped it if he had done it right....  I'm just sayin...

Bet he wouldn't have dropped it if he had done it right.... I'm just sayin...
User avatar #70 to #42 - rhc (01/17/2013) [-]
I think it's mainly an American thing. I like to pretend I'm Italian and eat them like they do, which is to say without breaking the noodles before cooking them or cutting them after you've cooked them.
User avatar #47 to #42 - ehrcaduhrca (01/17/2013) [-]
It makes it easier to eat when you cut it. I do it too...
#79 to #47 - captnpl (01/17/2013) [-]
I hate you and wish you nothing but sorrow.
I hate you and wish you nothing but sorrow.
User avatar #95 to #79 - ehrcaduhrca (01/17/2013) [-]
I have OCD... I NEED to do it. If my hands come in contact with my food and they're not supposed to it bothers me. A LOT. Along with the fact that if I touch something with one hand I MUST touch it with the other..
#121 to #95 - captnpl (01/17/2013) [-]
What if I told you there was a way to use both hands, get it in your mouth wit no mess, and keep me from throwing rocks at you on sight?

1. Hook a few strands with your fork
2. Place the prongs of the fork in your spoon
3. Twist until all hooked strands are wrapped around the fork completely
4. If you can't figure out the rest, there may be no hope for the future of humanity

User avatar #132 to #121 - ehrcaduhrca (01/17/2013) [-]
I know the spoon trick.. I can't use it.. If I'm stressed enough even the number of Psghetties (I know it's spelled Spaghetti) matters. There's no hope for me.
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User avatar #45 to #42 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
You can control the pasta better with a second utensil.
User avatar #101 to #45 - WakaTakaBang (01/17/2013) [-]
Implying such a beast need be controlled.
#44 to #42 - captnpl (01/16/2013) [-]
Some people think its easier to eat if you cut it up first. I hate these people and wish them nothing but sorrow.
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