The joys of adulthood. Dying a little inside every day yay!. The Adventures of Employee Man
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#1 - danmanscan (01/16/2013) [-]
Is that Slenderman when he's not in the forrest hunting down people?
#2 - piinkamena (01/16/2013) [-]
#4 - tricksandshit (01/16/2013) [-]
And he's a white male of Northern European descent. How remarkably average!
User avatar #7 - imnotawesome (01/17/2013) [-]
The clock never changes, he's forever trapped in the time loop.
User avatar #6 - siberiantigershark (01/17/2013) [-]
This is honestly my greatest fear in life.
User avatar #9 to #6 - stunning (01/17/2013) [-]
If you have friends....somewhere in that cycle is you chillin with your friends ;D. which is kinda worth it
#13 - partnerintroll (01/17/2013) [-]
Saving the world   
Weekdays, 9-5
Saving the world

Weekdays, 9-5
User avatar #23 to #13 - Lintutu (01/17/2013) [-]
I've been looking for this gif everywhere
#11 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Imagine for a minute, if everyone on earth stopped going to work for a single day and just did what they loved
User avatar #14 to #11 - partnerintroll (01/17/2013) [-]
a LOT of people would die
#16 to #14 - freefan (01/17/2013) [-]
Haven't they already?
Haven't they already?
#17 to #16 - partnerintroll (01/17/2013) [-]
4 Year old little girl gets hit by a speeding car

"OFFICER MY CHILD!!! Please Help Her!"

"Im off duty today, Ma'am. your problem today."
#18 to #17 - freefan (01/17/2013) [-]
I was just saying that people who work in an office their whole lives never truly live until retirement, but by then it may be too late.
However, let me argue this. Just because people are let off work doesn't mean they will go around speeding, really they would skydive/light themselves on fire/go go carting. I don't think they would do anything to harm others, but really just do dumb stuff that would harm them. This is speculation, and you may be right.
User avatar #19 to #18 - partnerintroll (01/17/2013) [-]
I know what you meant lol, and i completely agree. I was just trying to make a funny
#20 to #19 - freefan (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry. I saw the "Consider the Following" and that made me think you were serious.
User avatar #21 to #20 - partnerintroll (01/17/2013) [-]
my reaction folder is not big enough to make the funnies i want.

Like some people (Phanac)t
#22 to #21 - freefan (01/17/2013) [-]
I don't think it's that phanct has a huge reaction folder for everything, it's just he has followers who cum over any comment he makes so they always get thumbed. I don't think his comments are that funny.
User avatar #24 to #22 - partnerintroll (01/17/2013) [-]
That makes 4000% sense. what sorcery is this?
User avatar #8 - kodarobo (01/17/2013) [-]
why is it always 3 o clock?
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm really starting to get sick of school. I get how knowledge is important, but the hours and the loss of freedom aren't fun.

I understand school and education is one of the priviliegest privileges you can have, but still.
User avatar #3 - roberttheplant (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh **** that I'm staying on the internet forever and never growing up.
#15 - lionti (01/17/2013) [-]
im an office worker and my work life is great
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