I NEED AN ADULT.. .. Why is the courier naked?
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#15 - narcot (01/17/2013) [-]
Why is the courier naked?
Why is the courier naked?
User avatar #20 to #15 - pringlez (01/17/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly dude.
User avatar #24 to #15 - mynameismagical (01/17/2013) [-]
It's a glitch. My main account has a naked courier.. He is just wearing a hat and boots.

I just thought it was a joke from Bethesda, and that the courier was supposed to be naked.
User avatar #28 to #15 - totsandtaters (01/22/2013) [-]
because he is delivering a package, for you hands only
User avatar #19 to #15 - wulphshadowtail (01/17/2013) [-]
I think it's a glitch, he shows up in mine like that too. Maybe he's trying to seduce us?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Hyoukin (01/17/2013) [-]
There's a glitch in the game, in which couriers will occasionally show up with no clothes on. I have nudity mods installed for both males and females in my game...so, first time I met him was interesting.
#18 to #15 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
Couriers generally travel without clothes. Im pretty sure its when they wake up late and they're like "OH **** GOTTA DELIVER THIS NOTE TO THE DRAGONBORN" and run without putting on clothes to fufill their royal courier duties.
User avatar #22 - scorcho (01/17/2013) [-]
i wonder if the courier in skyrim has all sorts of sick adventures. Like the one in new vegas.
User avatar #30 to #22 - anotherponyaccount (02/06/2013) [-]
arrow to the knee/head? continues like a badass mofo
#4 - karmakoala (01/16/2013) [-]
Quite right Mr. Dursley, there is indeed no post on Sundays.

Stripper-gram couriers on the other hand...
#5 - MCPO (01/16/2013) [-]
Whoops. Wrong game.
#26 to #5 - couriersix (01/17/2013) [-]
No right game
User avatar #27 to #5 - pinstre (01/17/2013) [-]
Skyrim with guns.
User avatar #17 - moldybreadcrumb (01/17/2013) [-]
Its his penis
#14 - aludin (01/17/2013) [-]
Where does he keep the letter/package.
User avatar #21 to #14 - axeul (01/17/2013) [-]
I think you know where
#23 to #21 - aludin (01/17/2013) [-]
In a portal he can mystically summon?
#12 - slashendrix (01/17/2013) [-]
I thought there was going to be a sexual reference because he is shirtless, and he has a package meant for your hands only.
#11 - veryharshjoke (01/17/2013) [-]
I AM AN ADULTTTTTT!
if u know what thats from i love you
#10 - Helirem (01/17/2013) [-]
I think my best memory of the stripper courier was right after he delivered a letter, he ran off to go punch a dragon in the face. One ballin' ************ you might say.
#9 - thatoneangelo (01/17/2013) [-]
hahaha so this happened to other people too!? just runs up to me in the middle of nowhere naked with mail
i check his inventory and hes got his clothes, just not wearing em
what the **** man
#8 - anon (01/17/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be some sexual joke. Muh dick - your hands only. That kind of thing.
#2 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
*Sunday
User avatar #3 to #2 - aconfuseddonut (01/16/2013) [-]
>skyrim
>sunday
>actually is sundas
#7 to #3 - Edensfire (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, actually, the whole Elder Scrolls series.
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