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#126 - thecakeislegit (01/16/2013) [-]
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#78 - noobybooby (01/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #89 to #78 - alarmdemon (01/16/2013) [-]
idk why but i always thought of that as an adult joke.
#73 - HolyArachnid (01/16/2013) [-]
In other news.......
#170 to #73 - lionti (01/16/2013) [-]
why do i always read "cannibals" rather than "cannabis"? what kind of damaged man have i become?
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#76 - noobybooby (01/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #90 - princeofbrokensoul (01/16/2013) [-]
slender doctor?
User avatar #160 to #95 - PadreRasta (01/16/2013) [-]
If you look really close, you'll see that his eyes are kinda gray. Almost invisible, but are there
User avatar #109 to #76 - rockamekishiko (01/16/2013) [-]
man wtf has become of spongebob
User avatar #114 to #109 - crafty (01/16/2013) [-]
That episode is atleast 10 years old.
User avatar #115 to #114 - rockamekishiko (01/16/2013) [-]
it's not from seasons 1, 2 or 3 (before the movie) and that's all i know
User avatar #118 to #115 - crafty (01/16/2013) [-]
Ah you're right its from season 4. But it was still a pretty funny episode.
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#106 to #58 - bonlino (01/16/2013) [-]
she has been waiting for so long...
she has been waiting for so long...
User avatar #63 to #58 - zahnrad (01/16/2013) [-]
Rape it?
User avatar #74 to #58 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
she know's i'm a hitman, she finds my corpses' in my trunk whenever she tidies up my car.
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I give to you, the book that taught me everything I know!
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User avatar #20 - gtk (01/16/2013) [-]
It doesnt matter that it is legal at a state level.

Federal > State

You wont get in trouble with the state authorities but you can still be prosecuted at a federal level. Do the Feds have time to look for side of the road stoners? No. Do they still make huge busts of people who grow dick loads of it and sell it? Yes.

However you still COULD get in legitimate trouble.
#32 to #20 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
smoking is okay, growing your own to sell is still illegal.
#191 to #20 - rotinaj (01/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, the DEA is too busy shutting down medical dispensaries to worry about any real drug problems in this country, or Mexico for that matter. Still, the states standing up is a step in the right direction for America.
User avatar #71 to #20 - cumwhore (01/16/2013) [-]
Actually, through a process called nullification, a state can refuse to enforce a law it believes to be unconstitutional. Thomas Jefferson thought this to be a good idea because he didn't want the federal government to have a monopoly on interpreting the constitution. I don't mean to say that it is physically impossible for the feds to send in troops to Colorado, but it would be unconstitutional to do so. The only thing the feds could legally do is try to argue that the state legalization of marijuana is unconstitutional, which makes no sense whatsoever. It's kind of hard to argue that the lack of a law is unconstitutional... never mind. Legally the feds can't do crap about it. They will anyways because they don't really care what is legal or not.
User avatar #135 to #71 - coolcalx (01/16/2013) [-]
the decision from Cooper v. Aaron explicitly stated that nullification is unconstitutional. the state cannot do that.
User avatar #80 to #71 - gtk (01/16/2013) [-]
I buddy of mine works for the Nw Mexico police department and whenever they have a huge drug issue (finding a giant grow field, big grow house etc) they have the feds deal with it..
#82 to #20 - Shindagoku (01/16/2013) [-]
If our government would just take a hint as to how Amsterdam turns a blind eye to it, we would be out of debt within a few years and crime and violence rates will drop dramatically. But on the other hand, its America, where everything must be done the hard way. Mercia, **** No. I might be thumbed down to the 7th level of Hell, but I don't care. They really need to open their ******* eyes and deal with this money problem without sucking more and more money from the people.
User avatar #84 to #20 - TwistedBamboozler (01/16/2013) [-]
hahahaha I guess TECHNICALLY yes. But no way dude. just about everywhere it is decriminalized if it's not legal. Especially in California with it being medically legal, no one really gives a **** . The laws are so ****** up that it is actually better off for people who smoke pot to keep it "illegal".

Also, just because weed is legal in Colorado doesn't make it legal to grow **** loads and sell to everyone. Is it legal to distil **** loads of alcohol and sell to everyone including minors? Hell no. Besides, you need a liquor license. Sorry but this whole federal vs state getting in trouble thing is garbage.
#99 to #20 - comehonorfacetwice (01/16/2013) [-]
The funny thing behind this is that our government was created so that State>Federal.
User avatar #55 to #20 - shazmothree (01/16/2013) [-]
Growing and selling the weed wasn't legalized anyways
User avatar #92 to #48 - ozkarmak (01/16/2013) [-]
what does "420 blaze it" means, why 420?

User avatar #100 to #98 - ozkarmak (01/16/2013) [-]
thank you man
User avatar #93 to #48 - ozkarmak (01/16/2013) [-]
why it´s 420?
what does that mean?
#133 to #48 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
What is the name of this meme, I have searched everything.
#197 to #59 - doyouevenupload (01/16/2013) [-]
nobody ever noticed she doesn't have eyes?
User avatar #72 to #21 - cumwhore (01/16/2013) [-]
I've heard of acid rain, but weed rain. Holy balls... that explains why it rains so much here.
#65 - ghosttrainhaze (01/16/2013) [-]
Ahahaha, it's funny because marijuana is now legal in Colorado.
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#142 to #107 - bitchplzzz (01/16/2013) [-]
the relevance is even relevant!   

the relevance is even relevant!
User avatar #108 to #103 - sexymeme (01/16/2013) [-]
**** YEAH!
User avatar #131 to #108 - yutakenusername (01/16/2013) [-]
If that boy tips over, they are both dead.
User avatar #3 - TheHutchie (01/16/2013) [-]
I'm curious, how is the new law change working out in Colorado?
#47 to #3 - bukowskii (01/16/2013) [-]
Its a bit more prominent. i had a buddy who was pulled over with a Half O, and the cop made him put it in the trunk out of arms reach while he was driving.I smell it a bit more. but all in all its close to no change .
#9 to #3 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
Not a whole lot. What a lot of people I think don't understand is that it's still very much illegal for people to smoke pot in public. So it's not like you're going to go down a major road or something and see stoners everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #3 - allamericandude ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
It's still illegal at the federal level. Colorado passed the law mainly to gain attention and momentum for other anti-prohibition movements.
User avatar #11 to #3 - pengish (01/16/2013) [-]
**** hasn't changed at all here, everyone smoked before. everyone smokes now. they re just less discreet.
#16 to #3 - tiredofannon (01/16/2013) [-]
The biggest change has been the opening of a couple "pot-clubs" where people can go and smoke. They don't sell, they just give smokers a place to smoke with others. However, its in a very gray area in the law since the amendment didn't allow such shops but the owners claim its fine due to the fact that its not public and they charge a fee to get in and check id.
User avatar #27 to #16 - sodapops (01/16/2013) [-]
Hang on... I don't know about Colorado, but Washington state had medical mariuana before prop 64, right? I read that a lot of small business dropped whatever they were doing and started selling cannacola and other medical mariuana. What happened to them? Did they have to stop selling, could they start selling to everybody or did they just keep on selling to everyone with a medical marijuana card? Sounds silly to write those cards for something that strictly speaking isn't illegal, right?

Anyway, if it was me I'd open a cozy little pot club next door to my marijuana dispensary. But I bet the pot stuff grows boring when it's legal and nobody really cares about it anymore, haha. They just smoke a spliff, eat a mars bar and go the **** to sleep.
#70 to #27 - tiredofannon (01/16/2013) [-]
In Colorado the new law stated that people can buy from legally registered shops, that those shops could legally sell, and that registered people could legally grow with the intent to sell, however, it did not specifically say what the process was going to be for those and that the state legislator would have to pass laws detailing how those would be allowed by 2014.

The Medical Marijuana shops are still around and little has changed for them, so far. Once the legislator deals with how non-medical shops will be allowed to sell and grow I suspect that most MM shops will lose a good chuck of their customer base or will become the normal sellers themselves. However it is completely possible that the state legislator will give everyone the finger and refuse to allow shops or growing operations; it is also possible and very likely that the federal government will use the law against us since those shops and growers must be locally registered and could use those registrations in order to launch raids, effectively stopping the whole law.
#42 to #27 - xpeh (01/16/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but I think the medical marijuana shops are still around and nothing changed. I'm simply assuming that people 21+ can buy from there without requiring a medical marijuana card. If you didn't know already, you have to be 21+, you can only buy an ounce a day, you can't drive under the influence of marijuana, you can't sell to other people or give it to someone else, you can't smoke in public, and growing it for yourself is illegal.
#51 to #42 - bukowskii (01/16/2013) [-]
You can give it to others 21+.. just cant sell it
User avatar #5 to #3 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
I feel like nothing really changed, since no ones made much noise about it.
User avatar #18 to #5 - nameme (01/16/2013) [-]
Ditto in Washington.
User avatar #26 - Snookbone (01/16/2013) [-]
I think is should become mandatory for Seahawks and the Broncos to be completely stoned whenever they play each other.

Seeing Manning throw wobblers to defenders who don't give a **** would be hilarious.

"Dude, what? Oh, interception? Sure, I'll block for ya, just lemme finish this Snickers and this Frank Zappa album."
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