Mom. . Dear Mom, How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can' t hear me say Whaa? y' multiple times when you Scream my name? Sincerely, Your Confused
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#37 - verlander (01/16/2013) [-]
It's normally your mum that screams my name.
It's normally your mum that screams my name.
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#90 to #37 - bluehaireddude (01/16/2013) [-]
You sick bastard
#66 to #37 - crellow (01/16/2013) [-]
that's one of the best combinations of gif and comment I have seen in a long time
that's one of the best combinations of gif and comment I have seen in a long time
#76 to #37 - harrytheheadcrab (01/16/2013) [-]
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#41 - awesomegreenguy (01/16/2013) [-]
Always wondered.
User avatar #47 to #41 - mettih (01/16/2013) [-]
Wat? Is he ******* his mom and screaming his daddys name ?
#51 - stiffbeefyone (01/16/2013) [-]
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#36 - seawrath (01/16/2013) [-]
YES! This guy ******* gets it!
User avatar #59 - galkawhm (01/16/2013) [-]
Dear mom, why can your TV be loud enough for everyone else to hear but mine shouldn't be heard by anyone?
User avatar #152 to #59 - benedicto (01/17/2013) [-]
because women logic.
#35 - ningyoaijin (01/16/2013) [-]
>lose thing   
>look everywhere for thing   
>ask mother, "where thing?"   
>mother says, "check drawer"   
>look in drawer, not there   
>say to mother, "thing not in drawer"   
>mother goes to drawer, pulls out thing   
>"thing is kill"   
>"no"
>lose thing
>look everywhere for thing
>ask mother, "where thing?"
>mother says, "check drawer"
>look in drawer, not there
>say to mother, "thing not in drawer"
>mother goes to drawer, pulls out thing
>"thing is kill"
>"no"
User avatar #60 to #35 - imabser (01/16/2013) [-]
I was aroused by this.
User avatar #123 to #35 - pawtucketpanda (01/16/2013) [-]
Impossible, moms know the exact location of every item in the house.
#2 - musickman (01/16/2013) [-]
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#146 to #2 - plzmom (01/16/2013) [-]
**plzmom rolled a random image posted in comment #2547344 at FJ RPG ** What really happens
#87 - xSnowman (01/16/2013) [-]
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#54 - qjmihuia (01/16/2013) [-]
**qjmihuia rolls 77**
#68 to #54 - dolphinjew (01/16/2013) [-]
That image gets me every time
#104 to #54 - dafuqman (01/16/2013) [-]
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#75 to #54 - dagreatmax (01/16/2013) [-]
Every 			*******		 time i see that picture.
Every ******* time i see that picture.
#61 to #54 - kennyroks (01/16/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #40 - Rollerofdouble (01/16/2013) [-]
My mum's even worse, she hears me "mumble" under my breath, when I don't even say anything to start off with.
User avatar #48 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2013) [-]
i have my music playing downstairs, average volume, with the doors closed

"TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC! IT'S TOO LOUD!"

she's upstairs, blasting the tv

"i can't hear it!" she says
#58 - hansvdw (01/16/2013) [-]
It's simple really women have evolved to hear soft and high sounds better. So when a baby cries they are more likely to hear it. So they'll sooner hear soft sounds of you whispering than the low sounds of you yelling.
It's simple really women have evolved to hear soft and high sounds better. So when a baby cries they are more likely to hear it. So they'll sooner hear soft sounds of you whispering than the low sounds of you yelling.
User avatar #62 to #58 - pianoasis (01/16/2013) [-]
Nice fact that you got from Big Bang Theory
#64 to #62 - hansvdw (01/16/2013) [-]
true :D
true :D
User avatar #112 to #58 - heartlessrobot (01/16/2013) [-]
I've never heard a baby cry softly, it's always ******* ear piercing.
#63 - ICEDgrunge (01/16/2013) [-]
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#57 - snakefire (01/16/2013) [-]
My mom has super ears.

I have speakers in my room turned down so much I can barely hear it and she busts in yelling at me to turn it down. Her room is on the other side of the house, it's like **** .

I cant even listen to music with headphones in the car because it annoys her.
#100 - trevorsta (01/16/2013) [-]
That must be nice... Having a mom
That must be nice... Having a mom
#101 to #100 - bitchplzzz (01/16/2013) [-]
Dat originality...
...
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#106 - zombierepellant (01/16/2013) [-]
mfw every 			*******		 time
mfw every ******* time
#77 - johananas (01/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 to #77 - thecurlysage (01/16/2013) [-]
well it does say "your confused child" and a child is someone between birth and puberty
#84 to #77 - racrox (01/16/2013) [-]
Related.
Related.
User avatar #147 - afriendlyanon (01/16/2013) [-]
Implying mothers and women in general follow the laws of the world on a consistent basis.
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