Pedometer. First ever 100% OC. Please be gentle to the tags.. Because the Internet I will always read" these as "Pentameters.. Having learned Latin and Old-Greek in school ruined this joke for me. my anus
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#13 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
paedo is the prefix meaning "child" the correct spelling is paedophile, but 'merica ****** it up, pedo is the prefix meaning foot.
User avatar #26 to #13 - kaitheguy (01/16/2013) [-]
no. ped is for feet not pedo
User avatar #27 to #13 - Ruspanic (01/16/2013) [-]
In America, almost all "ae"s have been changed to just "e", including in the prefix for children. Pediatrics is the branch of medicine specializing in children.
User avatar #41 to #13 - reican (01/16/2013) [-]
well... a lot of foot fetishes around the world then
#15 to #13 - peteobear (01/16/2013) [-]
Does it look like I give a **** ?

'MERIKA!!
User avatar #24 to #13 - drulludanni (01/16/2013) [-]
so pedophile should really be sexually attracted to feet?
User avatar #34 to #24 - fosforgasxiii (01/16/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #37 to #13 - hackrobotman (01/16/2013) [-]
So, this contrapion measures feet in quantity?
#11 - thepastryistrue (01/16/2013) [-]
Having learned Latin and Old-Greek in school ruined this joke for me.
#17 to #11 - retris (01/16/2013) [-]
knowing what "ped" means doesn't make you superior language master race
knowing what "ped" means doesn't make you superior language master race
User avatar #18 to #17 - thepastryistrue (01/16/2013) [-]
I didn't say that... It's just not funny anymore.
#2 - jamesiferrr (01/15/2013) [-]
Reveal yourself anon.
Faggot.
#22 - tonkkax (01/16/2013) [-]
Damn that thing is beeping loudly.
+1
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User avatar #25 - vorigito (01/16/2013) [-]
Pedo mean child in latin pedophile is child lover. So it's a child meter.
User avatar #30 to #25 - oneeyedfreak (01/16/2013) [-]
Greek, sctually. Paîs meaning "child", and philía meaning "love/friendship".
"Pedis" means "foot" in Latin. So a pedometer is a device that measures footsteps.
#29 to #25 - griphun (01/16/2013) [-]
So... It helps you find children?
User avatar #40 - smashingprodigy (01/16/2013) [-]
Pedo means fart in Spanish.

Once I read "WeightWatchers" it made it that more funny.
#35 - plumotje (01/16/2013) [-]
Who you gonna call? Pedo busters!
User avatar #39 to #35 - vanoreo (01/16/2013) [-]
No.
#33 - neiky (01/16/2013) [-]
the pedeometer says i am about 81 percent what does this means?
#32 - ishalltroll (01/16/2013) [-]
I'm detecting large amounts of pedo in here.
User avatar #28 - Ruspanic (01/16/2013) [-]
I'm not allowed within 100 pedo-meters of a school.
User avatar #23 - generaljosh (01/16/2013) [-]
My physics textbook lists some problems as 'cumulative', which are marked as CP
User avatar #21 - mutatedwormz (01/16/2013) [-]
I think that my pedo-meter is broken, because no matter where i set my steps, it only keeps rising.
User avatar #20 - mutatedwormz (01/16/2013) [-]
I think my pedo-meter is broken, because no matter where I set my steps, it only keeps rising.
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#4 - jakeattack (01/16/2013) [-]
so in pedophile pedo means young. but in this situation pedo means foot? all my wut
User avatar #8 to #4 - godtherapist (01/16/2013) [-]
Pedo in Pedophile also means foot but in the context it is "under foot."

The word that Pedo is derived from 'Peu' means small or young.
User avatar #5 to #4 - gsmstgsmst (01/16/2013) [-]
Traditionally, the word is Paedophile, the latin root "paedo" meaning children. However, it was Americanized and the word was shortened to simply pedophile to make it "flow better". Today, the word paedophile is predominantly used in the UK and the word pedophile predominantly used in the US.
User avatar #10 to #5 - thepastryistrue (01/16/2013) [-]
pes, pedes, m. (latin) = foot
pais, paidos, m./f. (greek) = boy, child.
#14 to #10 - bilbobaggings (01/16/2013) [-]
finally someone making sense
#7 to #5 - jakeattack (01/16/2013) [-]
or is pedo also in latin just similar?
#6 to #5 - jakeattack (01/16/2013) [-]
interesting! so where does the prefix pedo meaning foot come from?
User avatar #12 to #4 - thepastryistrue (01/16/2013) [-]
This theory is equally interesting and wrong.
#3 - dafuqman (01/15/2013) [-]
Fight me irl. Do you even lift? FAGGOT!?
Fight me irl. Do you even lift? FAGGOT!?
#1 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
might be first oc but dont post if not posting ^ NOT WORTH POSTING
#31 to #1 - jamesiferrr (01/16/2013) [-]
Made front page bro, sup?
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