Science Is Fucking With Us. From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/ Some scientists believe that the whorl sha
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Science Is Fucking With Us

From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/

Some scientists believe that the whorl shark, unlike other sharks that discard old teeth, kept all of their older teeth, and stored them in a...more »

From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/

Some scientists believe that the whorl shark, unlike other sharks that discard old teeth, kept all of their older teeth, and stored them in a constantly rolling, growing lower jaw

Definitely the coolest/most retarded shark picture I've ever seen

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#46 - metalpie (01/16/2013) [-]
I am never going into the ocean ever again
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#44 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
DERP
#41 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
Scientists can't actually figure out what sharks looked like because they had cartilage. The only bones they find are teeth and I want to know how the teeth would lead one to this image.
#47 to #41 - iamtheblackgoat (01/16/2013) [-]
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The fossilized teeth are literally in the first image of the article...click before you spout nonsense, anon
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User avatar #40 - jinjo (01/16/2013) [-]
a mouth liek that is just useless/
#37 - mkaymkay (01/16/2013) [-]
That seems way less dangerous than a normal shark... I don't think it would have any biting power.
#33 - LuckyStrikes (01/16/2013) [-]
Looks like Zant...   
MFW I assume nobody will remember him.
Looks like Zant...
MFW I assume nobody will remember him.
#35 to #33 - mrzeppelin (01/16/2013) [-]
haha youre right xD
User avatar #34 to #33 - lemoron ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
kinda does
User avatar #32 - screwyouman (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw this shark on my Field Trip. THANK GOD IT'S EXTINCT.
#26 - alucord (01/16/2013) [-]
Thank god it didn't evolve and get on lan-   
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Thank god it didn't evolve and get on lan-
**** .
#24 - alucord (01/16/2013) [-]
I AM DONE
I AM DONE
#25 to #24 - alucord (01/16/2013) [-]
SO 						*******					 DONE
SO ******* DONE
#23 - alucord (01/16/2013) [-]
and I thought this was bad
#19 - JHDog (01/16/2013) [-]
In what way is that an evolutionary advantage?
#36 to #19 - thisisdj (01/16/2013) [-]
Maybe it could be used as some sort of arm to reach food in front of it? I have no idea if it had any muscle there to control it.
Maybe it could be used as some sort of arm to reach food in front of it? I have no idea if it had any muscle there to control it.
#28 to #19 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
maybe it gets itchy and needs to scratch. maybe thats why other sharks are so pissed all the time. because they need to scratch.
#30 to #28 - JHDog (01/16/2013) [-]
hmmm............ that could be useful for.......... reasons.
#21 to #19 - aaronvan (01/16/2013) [-]
and if their old teeth wouldnt they all be broken and screwed up?
User avatar #27 to #21 - thepyras (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, this isn't an actual photograph.
#18 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
that's alot of ******* NOPE in this post...
#16 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
You can achieve the same freak-ery with a petrified crocodile tail and the rest of the shark.
#15 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
THIS MOTHER ****** MUST BE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HUMANS DO THAT **** !
User avatar #14 - pictureperfectt (01/15/2013) [-]
Let me tell you something, this thing would litterally make me **** the power of a thousand suns.
I'd be all scuba-divin' and **** in open water,
and all of the sudden some other diver would turn on his water-proof Ipod to the Jaw's theme 7/10ths of a second before being ripped into a total of 283 pieces.
Da fuq...
and then, another, and another.
Everyone looking to be ********* by a giant blender.
But wait...I'm no physicist, but this isn't normal every-day **** happening here...
Finally, I'm the last one, swimming, heart beating enough blood for an entire slasher movie, guy's ****** Ipod still playing, when then...
"Hello..."
IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!
But suddenly, after turning, I feel a force of liquid on my back, and there it is, with a mouth full of teeth, and knife-like fins, it darts up toward the boat on the water's surface and causes it to explode.
There I am, blinded by the flash of fire, being poked by metallic bits...
and I don't know where he is, either...
User avatar #13 - explosivelightning (01/15/2013) [-]
go home science, you're drunk
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