Science Is Fucking With Us. From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/ Some scientists believe that the whorl sha dun dun dun duuuun
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Science Is Fucking With Us

Science Is Fucking With Us. From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/ Some scientists believe that the whorl sha

From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/

Some scientists believe that the whorl shark, unlike other sharks that discard old teeth, kept all of their older teeth, and stored them in a constantly rolling, growing lower jaw

Definitely the coolest/most retarded shark picture I've ever seen

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#2 - paintplayer (01/15/2013) [-]
Could've gone my whole life without having that image burned into my brain
Could've gone my whole life without having that image burned into my brain
#7 - wavydonmorgs (01/15/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#33 - LuckyStrikes (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like Zant...   
MFW I assume nobody will remember him.
Looks like Zant...
MFW I assume nobody will remember him.
#23 - alucord ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
and I thought this was bad
#4 - Schwarzenegger (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#26 - alucord ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
Thank god it didn't evolve and get on lan-   
			****		.
Thank god it didn't evolve and get on lan-
**** .
#24 - alucord ONLINE (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I AM DONE
I AM DONE
#19 - JHDog (01/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
In what way is that an evolutionary advantage?
User avatar #13 - explosivelightning (01/15/2013) [-]
go home science, you're drunk
#3 - disiple (01/15/2013) [-]
Interresting article, thanks for the link! :)
#17 - tankerdude ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
pussy
User avatar #14 - pictureperfectt (01/15/2013) [-]
Let me tell you something, this thing would litterally make me **** the power of a thousand suns.
I'd be all scuba-divin' and **** in open water,
and all of the sudden some other diver would turn on his water-proof Ipod to the Jaw's theme 7/10ths of a second before being ripped into a total of 283 pieces.
Da fuq...
and then, another, and another.
Everyone looking to be sodomized by a giant blender.
But wait...I'm no physicist, but this isn't normal every-day **** happening here...
Finally, I'm the last one, swimming, heart beating enough blood for an entire slasher movie, guy's ****** Ipod still playing, when then...
"Hello..."
IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!
But suddenly, after turning, I feel a force of liquid on my back, and there it is, with a mouth full of teeth, and knife-like fins, it darts up toward the boat on the water's surface and causes it to explode.
There I am, blinded by the flash of fire, being poked by metallic bits...
and I don't know where he is, either...
#1 - myrrdhin (01/15/2013) [-]
Looks like the trunk of an elephant.

"Dumbo the primeval shark"

"Colonel Hathi of the Seas"
#46 - metalpie ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
I am never going into the ocean ever again
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User avatar #12 - milnerdk (01/15/2013) [-]
That moment when you accidentally bite your own head...
#11 - Absolute Madman (01/15/2013) [-]
Based on that article, and this may have been how it was put at one point but I'm not entirely sure in my tired state, couldn't the lower jaw have been the only one with teeth, and then when it fed, it lured or caught food in it's mouth, moved the spiral up and out, and then used just it's lower jaw to eat, by kind of folding it over and chewing that way?
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