Science Is Fucking With Us. From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/ Some scientists believe that the whorl sha
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Science Is Fucking With Us

From www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/03/unraveling-the-nature-of-the-whorl-toothed-shark/

Some scientists believe that the whorl shark, unlike other sharks that discard old teeth, kept all of their older teeth, and stored them in a constantly rolling, growing lower jaw

Definitely the coolest/most retarded shark picture I've ever seen

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#2 - paintplayer (01/15/2013) [-]
Could've gone my whole life without having that image burned into my brain
Could've gone my whole life without having that image burned into my brain
#7 - wavydonmorgs (01/15/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#33 - LuckyStrikes (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like Zant...   
MFW I assume nobody will remember him.
Looks like Zant...
MFW I assume nobody will remember him.
#23 - alucord (01/16/2013) [-]
and I thought this was bad
#4 - Schwarzenegger (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#26 - alucord (01/16/2013) [-]
Thank god it didn't evolve and get on lan-   
						****					.
Thank god it didn't evolve and get on lan-
**** .
#24 - alucord (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I AM DONE
I AM DONE
#19 - JHDog (01/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
In what way is that an evolutionary advantage?
User avatar #13 - explosivelightning ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
go home science, you're drunk
#3 - disiple (01/15/2013) [-]
Interresting article, thanks for the link! :)
#17 - tankerdude ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
pussy
User avatar #14 - pictureperfectt (01/15/2013) [-]
Let me tell you something, this thing would litterally make me **** the power of a thousand suns.
I'd be all scuba-divin' and **** in open water,
and all of the sudden some other diver would turn on his water-proof Ipod to the Jaw's theme 7/10ths of a second before being ripped into a total of 283 pieces.
Da fuq...
and then, another, and another.
Everyone looking to be sodomized by a giant blender.
But wait...I'm no physicist, but this isn't normal every-day **** happening here...
Finally, I'm the last one, swimming, heart beating enough blood for an entire slasher movie, guy's ****** Ipod still playing, when then...
"Hello..."
IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!
But suddenly, after turning, I feel a force of liquid on my back, and there it is, with a mouth full of teeth, and knife-like fins, it darts up toward the boat on the water's surface and causes it to explode.
There I am, blinded by the flash of fire, being poked by metallic bits...
and I don't know where he is, either...
#1 - myrrdhin (01/15/2013) [-]
Looks like the trunk of an elephant.

"Dumbo the primeval shark"

"Colonel Hathi of the Seas"
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#41 - Womens Study Major (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Scientists can't actually figure out what sharks looked like because they had cartilage. The only bones they find are teeth and I want to know how the teeth would lead one to this image.
User avatar #40 - jinjo (01/16/2013) [-]
a mouth liek that is just useless/
User avatar #32 - screwyouman (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw this shark on my Field Trip. THANK GOD IT'S EXTINCT.
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