Now there's an idea. On my feed. Captain America: Genetically enhanced super soldier Thor: fights aliens with Mjolnir Hulk: really strong and green Iran Man: ha
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Captain America: Genetically enhanced super soldier
Thor: fights aliens with Mjolnir
Hulk: really strong and green
Iran Man: has high tech power" arnica
Black Widow: Martial Arts expert
Hawkeye: Expert Marksman.
Master Chief: Genetically enhanced super soldier
Master Chief: fights aliens with Mjolnir
Master Chief: really strong and green
Master Chief: has high tech power" arnica
Master Chief: Martial Arts expert
Master Chief: Expert Marksman.
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User avatar #5 - quitethedelicacy (01/15/2013) [+] (57 replies)
Master Chief with Mjollnir?

Huh?
User avatar #9 to #5 - trostell (01/15/2013) [-]
The code-name for the armor worn by Master Chief, and all UNSC Spartans, was the name of Thor's hammer, because, like Thor's hammer, which could only be weilded by those of Asgard, the armor could only be worn by Spartans, due to it's unique sensory interface and sheer weight.
#15 - kadajsouba (01/15/2013) [+] (87 replies)
I'm not so sure about the martial arts expert part... I mean swinging a rifle and pistol whipping people is about the extent of his abilities
#74 - jhoelzler (01/15/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Is master chief a billionaire, playboy, genious and philantrophist?
#11 - dalegendaryjake (01/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 - raquelian (01/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Master Chief isn't Black Widow sexy(then again, we don't know what's under his helmet)
User avatar #94 to #93 - jokeface (01/15/2013) [-]
Dude imagine it's Samus under there.
#185 - DrWeird (01/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
#324 - arrrbie (01/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Captain America: can swim   
Thor: can swim   
Hulk: can swim   
Iron Man: can swim   
Black widow: can swim   
Hawkeye: can swim   
   
Master Chief: cant swim   
Master Chief: cant swim   
Master Chief: cant swim   
Master Chief: cant swim
Captain America: can swim
Thor: can swim
Hulk: can swim
Iron Man: can swim
Black widow: can swim
Hawkeye: can swim

Master Chief: cant swim
Master Chief: cant swim
Master Chief: cant swim
Master Chief: cant swim
#133 - kaslin (01/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
False. The Mjolnir MKV armor cost about as much a UNSC frigate alone, not counting the money for training/raising/augmenting the Chief.
User avatar #210 - stupidffff (01/16/2013) [-]
Expert marksman? NOT WHEN I'M AROUND
#71 - graydiggy (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love Halo!!! He kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything!!
#361 - makethingsworse (01/16/2013) [-]
But can Master Chief see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#184 - jordoguy (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW people try and point out flaws in a joke
MFW people try and point out flaws in a joke
#271 - sromek (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He even has more sex appeal then black widow.
#240 - brothergrimm (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - paintplayer (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now that's using your noggin
User avatar #91 - heartlessrobot (01/15/2013) [+] (44 replies)
Just a couple problems here.
Thor is nearly immortal and can wreck tanks with his hammer
Hulk would smack him once and BOOM he's dead
Iron Man can fly, his repulser blasts can level buildings in a couple shots, Master Chief can't shoot through glass
Black Widow, ok yeah, she really can't do **** . She's only on the team because boobs
Hawkeye is way more accurate than Master Chief, depending on what you're going by.
#43 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Eh, hulk would just rip him in half.

I mean he turned a god into his bitch, and Chief is just a superhuman
#56 to #43 - internetbridgetrol (01/15/2013) [-]
That's not the point. The point is that theoretically, Chief is the perfect combination of them all.
#343 - dipshitz (01/16/2013) [-]
Martial Arts Expert?

Mash the B button -jitsu
User avatar #301 - toggafjones (01/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Samus Aran: genetically enhances space warrior
Samus Aran: fights aliens with an unlimited ammo of laser beams
Samus Aran: Grapple beam that can lift any weight
Samus Aran: High tech power armor
Samus Aran: Highly skilled markswoman

not trying to be a metroid fag, i love the halo series too
im just stating a second possible employee
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