Now there's an idea. On my feed. Captain America: Genetically enhanced super soldier Thor: fights aliens with Mjolnir Hulk: really strong and green Iran Man: ha
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Now there's an idea

Captain America: Genetically enhanced super soldier
Thor: fights aliens with Mjolnir
Hulk: really strong and green
Iran Man: has high tech power" arnica
Black Widow: Martial Arts expert
Hawkeye: Expert Marksman.
Master Chief: Genetically enhanced super soldier
Master Chief: fights aliens with Mjolnir
Master Chief: really strong and green
Master Chief: has high tech power" arnica
Master Chief: Martial Arts expert
Master Chief: Expert Marksman.
S. H. LE. L. . could really save an payroll here...
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#324 - arrrbie (01/16/2013) [-]
Captain America: can swim   
Thor: can swim   
Hulk: can swim   
Iron Man: can swim   
Black widow: can swim   
Hawkeye: can swim   
   
Master Chief: cant swim   
Master Chief: cant swim   
Master Chief: cant swim   
Master Chief: cant swim
Captain America: can swim
Thor: can swim
Hulk: can swim
Iron Man: can swim
Black widow: can swim
Hawkeye: can swim

Master Chief: cant swim
Master Chief: cant swim
Master Chief: cant swim
Master Chief: cant swim
User avatar #562 to #324 - koolmanchris (01/16/2013) [-]
iron man cant swim Tony Stark can but Iron man just blasts his way out of water give master cheif jetpack and he can do same thing if not better
#584 to #562 - arrrbie (01/17/2013) [-]
tony stark is iron man
tony stark is iron man
User avatar #592 to #584 - koolmanchris (01/17/2013) [-]
but the suit cant swim
#378 to #324 - tehroflcopters (01/16/2013) [-]
Halo CE Master Chief can
#466 to #324 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
master chief can fly (granted your basing him on halo reach/four) so he matches iron man, and even better... his suit doesn't bitch up in space
User avatar #347 to #324 - idontknowwhattouse (01/16/2013) [-]
youve seen all of them swim?
#74 - jhoelzler (01/15/2013) [-]
Is master chief a billionaire, playboy, genious and philantrophist?
#323 to #74 - shadowvision (01/16/2013) [-]
He doesn't have time for that.
#370 to #74 - tehroflcopters (01/16/2013) [-]
Thats it! new team, Chief and Iron Man
#373 to #74 - haloforever (01/16/2013) [-]
The Mjolnir MKIV costs just about as much as a UNSC frigate. In the Billions, So technically he's worth just as much, and without the suit he's still a baddass.
User avatar #465 to #74 - schmitty (01/16/2013) [-]
A genius he is not, but he just may be a genious, whatever the hell that is.
User avatar #500 to #74 - pikachupokemon (01/16/2013) [-]
OR does he have a hulk?
User avatar #557 to #74 - jewberrypoptart (01/16/2013) [-]
Say that to his face.
#190 to #74 - Kanoah ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
Why, yes he is.
#121 to #74 - hakrodashammy (01/15/2013) [-]
Nah, but he'll make you piss yourself in fear.
#176 to #121 - aquagladiator (01/15/2013) [-]
I ******* HATE that they showed his face in Halo 4!
User avatar #224 to #176 - amusingtoaster (01/16/2013) [-]
*eyes
User avatar #79 to #74 - churrundo (01/15/2013) [-]
no, but tony stark is none of the other five qualities...
User avatar #233 to #74 - recoveryone (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, I'd imagine that the Spartan II program had a massive enlistment bonus(and by that time, inflation would make billionaire's somewhat common), he is seen as attractive by female soldiers(one even made a pass at him during the short story palace hotel), the augmentations increased his intelligence to a 200+ IQ, and has made numerous attempts to save mankind, be it a massive battle, or comforting the female AI in his head as she loses her sanity. So, yeah, he is a billionaire, playboy, genious and philantrophist.
User avatar #540 to #74 - twistedmedics (01/16/2013) [-]
Yes, yes he is
#130 to #74 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
ACtaully the MC is rated a as a genius all Spartans were
User avatar #80 to #74 - bitchplzzz (01/15/2013) [-]
If he makes it back, I guess yeah.
#262 to #80 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
yes ,multiple times in fact
#252 to #74 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
Did Iron Man save the universe?
#214 to #74 - pieratestan (01/16/2013) [-]
hes master ******* chief. dont need to be
User avatar #569 to #74 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
******* women doesn't kill the aliens.
User avatar #86 to #74 - derangedberger (01/15/2013) [-]
>billionaire
He's saved the galaxy four times, if he doesn't get payed for that...
>playboy
Chicks dig guys who save the galaxy
> Genius
Maybe not like Stark, but in combat situations, yes
>Philanthropist
He's saved the human race 4 times. He loves them enough

#11 - dalegendaryjake (01/15/2013) [-]
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#361 - makethingsworse (01/16/2013) [-]
But can Master Chief see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
User avatar #93 - raquelian (01/15/2013) [-]
Master Chief isn't Black Widow sexy(then again, we don't know what's under his helmet)
User avatar #106 to #93 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
you see his eyes in the legendary end of Halo 4.
User avatar #118 to #93 - purpleday (01/15/2013) [-]
They say he's unnaturally pale due to being in his suit all the time
#202 to #93 - cptdisneyland (01/16/2013) [-]
We do know that Chief is male though. But there are female Spartans. Some still alive from Chief's Spartan program, not the one in Halo 4
User avatar #217 to #93 - AudaciousBS (01/16/2013) [-]
Actually if you read the books he's a part of you'll get a basic description.
User avatar #411 to #93 - newbiedoobiedoo (01/16/2013) [-]
He's pretty much an old white guy. It shows at the end of halo 4 on legendary
User avatar #477 to #93 - speshulist (01/16/2013) [-]
You do see him in the end of halo 4.
User avatar #544 to #93 - jem (01/16/2013) [-]
in one of the trailers it actually showed master chief when his helmet was being put on so we know his basic facial structure i believe unless that was some other spartan in a green suit which it might have been =D
User avatar #94 to #93 - jokeface (01/15/2013) [-]
Dude imagine it's Samus under there.
#98 to #94 - lyuun (01/15/2013) [-]
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#220 to #94 - happyphoton (01/16/2013) [-]
Samus????
Well, Whatever floats your boat I suppose.
User avatar #459 to #220 - wyrddarcnyzz (01/16/2013) [-]
Samos*
User avatar #482 to #94 - hydraetis (01/16/2013) [-]
dude if that happened then they may as well have detonated a small nuclear bomb lodged in the brains of their entire fanbase
#133 - kaslin (01/15/2013) [-]
False. The Mjolnir MKV armor cost about as much a UNSC frigate alone, not counting the money for training/raising/augmenting the Chief.
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#251 to #133 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
then how does the unsc have millions of spartans
User avatar #350 to #251 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
By having enough Spartans to make sure that they get money to make *hundreds (not millions) of spartans via force....
User avatar #279 to #133 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2013) [-]
is that for one set of armour?
#375 to #133 - tehroflcopters (01/16/2013) [-]
I was thinking about that, but I also thought, for all that, theyd be saving a lot of money in the long run. Chief doesnt need new weapons, he can use whatever is given. Iron Man constantly upgrades his armor.
User avatar #443 to #375 - ilovehitler (01/16/2013) [-]
But iron man uses his own money, not SHIELD's
#392 to #133 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
I cannot describe how much I love you right now...
User avatar #428 to #133 - soulstrike (01/16/2013) [-]
and the amount spent to agment captain america wasnt an assload, and ironman spent potentially billions on his suit, plus shield blew all that csh on a flying aircraft carrier
User avatar #496 to #133 - dreamthrow (01/16/2013) [-]
The most expensive part of the armor is the generator.
User avatar #213 to #133 - itsmewaffle (01/16/2013) [-]
Well see in the future they use cR, and god knows how much that is in USD or Euro or some universal currency
#184 - jordoguy (01/16/2013) [-]
MFW people try and point out flaws in a joke
MFW people try and point out flaws in a joke
User avatar #194 to #184 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #210 - stupidffff (01/16/2013) [-]
Expert marksman? NOT WHEN I'M AROUND
#271 - sromek (01/16/2013) [-]
He even has more sex appeal then black widow.
#297 to #271 - ryuryu (01/16/2013) [-]
My eyes...
My eyes...
#185 - DrWeird (01/16/2013) [-]
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
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#189 to #186 - teoberry (01/16/2013) [-]
>not getting the reference
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#302 to #298 - Pompano (01/16/2013) [-]
That's the joke.
#360 to #185 - activecouchpotato (01/16/2013) [-]
did you call John halo?
User avatar #561 to #185 - koolmanchris (01/16/2013) [-]
that grammar man
#299 to #185 - liquidjay (01/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't afraid of anything....
Doesn't...
I'm a newfag...if only I had a grammar nazi picture.
Maybe this mistake is from a phase correct me if I'm wrong.
#208 to #185 - theavatarspupil (01/16/2013) [-]
I think Star Wars is a pretty cool guy, eh? Blows up planets and doesn't afraid of anything.
#278 to #208 - jbchockey (01/16/2013) [-]
master chief does the same thing eh he did blow up the halo rings
User avatar #452 to #278 - ducewilliams (01/16/2013) [-]
and a planet.
#15 - kadajsouba (01/15/2013) [-]
I'm not so sure about the martial arts expert part... I mean swinging a rifle and pistol whipping people is about the extent of his abilities
#371 to #15 - DroyLinker (01/16/2013) [-]
He literally punched grown, hardcore soldiers to death in the boxing ring. By accident.
#396 to #15 - mccabre (01/16/2013) [-]
He beat the **** out of 5 ODSTs in a boxing match when he was 14, killed 3 of them.
User avatar #419 to #15 - magroobtube (01/16/2013) [-]
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#440 to #15 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
Hes trained from child-hood on the art of war,all forms of war. The books do him better hand-to-hand justice.
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#337 to #78 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Not by bungie, doesn't even properly follow the story of the other games or the novels. therefore not cannon. n00b.
User avatar #349 to #337 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
How is it not cannon? The Spirit of Fire was an extremley famous ship if i recall...
User avatar #363 to #349 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Your example is like saying " I put rainbow dash and fluttershy in my short story that makes it cannon to the mlp universe. ******* casual
User avatar #358 to #349 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Properly. it doesn't work with the rest of the story, it's like a fanfic.
User avatar #365 to #358 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
alright.. im still a bit confused could you give a example of of one event in halo wars that just ***** on the main story.
User avatar #372 to #365 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Well the whole part where the spartans having shields doesn't make sense.
User avatar #376 to #365 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Or even bigger, the flood. I understand that those were used for balancing I feel that Ensemble was irresponsible in butchering canon to balance gameplay when they could've found another way.
#379 to #376 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
......sigh.... guess i should have saw this coming.... well played my friend.. i have nothing in my reaction folder for this so here's this....
#384 to #379 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Yay I won a canon halo debate on the internet!!! I feel so special I could just go run and put on a helmet. Lol, Though I am pleased to prove myself right
Yay I won a canon halo debate on the internet!!! I feel so special I could just go run and put on a helmet. Lol, Though I am pleased to prove myself right
User avatar #386 to #384 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
but your wrong on all of the levels mr troll.....
User avatar #387 to #386 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
how?
#394 to #387 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
Read the Halo encyclopedia and be enlighted thine child.
Read the Halo encyclopedia and be enlighted thine child.
User avatar #401 to #394 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
I did for the flood and here's what I got " In respect to keeping the appearance of the Flood in canon with the rest of the series, the game has the Spirit of Fire traveling back to Earth at speeds slower than light after its mission had ended, making it impossible for them to report the existence of the Flood. However, this raises further controversy over the presence of the Spartans on board the Spirit of Fire.
User avatar #407 to #401 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
so im just gonna thumb all these comments and leave now....
#402 to #401 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
*clap clap* good job good job indeed you truly have won...
*clap clap* good job good job indeed you truly have won...
User avatar #405 to #402 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
As for the shields "They are outfitted with the MJOLNIR Mk. IV; the in-game units posses traits that are trademarks of the Mk. V armor, however, this is for gameplay considerations and is not accepted as canon." I am not wrong on all levels based on the points of my argument and I shall not have my name slandered
User avatar #403 to #402 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Good sarcasm. I'm not saying it's not canon at all. I'm saying it's incomplete cannon
User avatar #406 to #403 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
......i confused my self i think.... then again i think i got a concussion earlier.... so from what i can gather i thought you were trolling ,which makes no sense as you are right, then i as a retarded test wanted you to re prove your self and then un sarcastically applauded you.....so... **** .... whatever i'm 100% sure your're correct... i need to sleep..
User avatar #409 to #406 - johnnyunderw (01/16/2013) [-]
Ah my apologies as to my interpretation of your congratulations as sarcasm, the gif along with not being able to hear tone through text makes it difficult to interpret so I used the gif having a smug appearance as well as the clap clap and the you truly have won to be sarcastic
#413 to #409 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
well now that this mess has been sorted i should probably sleep now...here's a slightly related gif....
well now that this mess has been sorted i should probably sleep now...here's a slightly related gif....
#158 to #15 - traveller (01/15/2013) [-]
in one of the books he DESTROYS four odst boxers when they try to beat him up when he was 16 or something
User avatar #246 to #15 - jacencaedus (01/16/2013) [-]
In't the books, he is a lot more of a badass
User avatar #22 to #15 - terezius (01/15/2013) [-]
Dude no! Look up Forward Unto Dawn episode 4 and five on youtube... The things that happened on that academy was at the time he was 15 years old... Also, as an I think 10-12 year old he beat 3 ODST troopers in a fight.
User avatar #44 to #22 - nightmaren (01/15/2013) [-]
That was when he was 14. And he didn't just beat them, he killed all of them but one, by accident, because he didn't know his own strength.
User avatar #352 to #44 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
well...that has to be traumatizing... being a n00b and tking 2 guys accidently because you didn't know how strong your melee was...
User avatar #355 to #352 - nightmaren (01/16/2013) [-]
He actually kills one guy by punching him in the testicles. They exploded. Or maybe he didn't die, maybe he's one of the ones who lived.
User avatar #356 to #355 - iamchicken (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh god.... that poor trooper....
User avatar #583 to #44 - terezius (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, 14. Small miscalucation from my side, I apologize.
#21 to #15 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
Have....
You never read the books?
._.
User avatar #83 to #15 - tenmillionbears (01/15/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? Watch the beginning cutscene of Halo 4, it has a spartan kick-flipping off of an elite's face. Not exactly martial arts, but you'd think an advanced soldier would know martial arts.
User avatar #40 to #15 - undeadwill (01/15/2013) [-]
He lifts
#26 to #15 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
Read the books.
User avatar #89 to #15 - derangedberger (01/15/2013) [-]
Dude, do you even Halo novels?
#342 to #15 - grahamernazi (01/16/2013) [-]
Is that a screenshot of Keith David in "Requiem For A Dream" when he tells Jennifer Connelly's character, "I didn't just bring it out for air"?
User avatar #283 to #15 - cameronrox (01/16/2013) [-]
read the books you twat!
#478 to #15 - bossdelainternet (01/16/2013) [-]
Bro, he flips.
Bro, he flips.
#237 to #15 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=e_cRZ24BVKM
That's normal spartans, masterchief is like 1.5 of them.
User avatar #18 to #15 - ninjalizards (01/15/2013) [-]
all the spartans were trained in hand to hand combat
#144 to #15 - infinitesinz (01/15/2013) [-]
You've obviously never read the books, he looks like nothing in the games compared to the spartans full potential in the books. He fights a spec ops level elite hand to hand. The books are pretty interesting.
User avatar #183 to #15 - proudnerd (01/16/2013) [-]
He was trained in martial arts since the age of 6. At around age 16 he started doing missions. He's was 35 when in Halo CE, so 10 years of training and another 19 of real world application? I'd say that qualifies as an expert. Read the books. You will be able to tell. I recommend starting with Halo : The Fall of Reach.
#511 to #15 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
Read the books
User avatar #174 to #15 - IcyDeadPeople (01/15/2013) [-]
well spartans are expert hand to hand combatants
User avatar #426 to #15 - applesaucers (01/16/2013) [-]
If you read the novel about how the Spartans came to be they were also trained in martial arts
User avatar #96 to #15 - atoaster (01/15/2013) [-]
I dunno.... doing a backflip off the head of a brute chieftain wielding a gravity hammer in the prologue seems pretty related.
User avatar #399 to #15 - necrophyxia (01/16/2013) [-]
Sure because a non martial artist could break a tank with his fists right?
#59 to #15 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
watch samus vs. master chief that opinion will change
User avatar #391 to #15 - mortolife (01/16/2013) [-]
May I recommend searching halopedia for "Spartan II Training Procedures" I think you"'ll find that MC is indeed a martial arts expert.
User avatar #39 to #15 - undeadwill (01/15/2013) [-]
Just us bro. He is.
#366 to #15 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
In the game, but in the books, it is much more intensive.
#64 to #15 - virtigo (01/15/2013) [-]
You haven't played all the games, have you?
User avatar #304 to #15 - FailureToComply (01/16/2013) [-]
He was kidnapped at age 6, and trained in every military tactic in the book starting from then on. I'm sure martial arts came up somewhere....

Also, he can totally to airsassinations now. That counts for something, right?
#232 to #15 - rileyjstrickland (01/16/2013) [-]
Read The Books
Read The Books
User avatar #263 to #15 - tacticulbacon ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
He was abducted at the age of six and was vigorously trained for all his life. The books stated that his trainers often had to put on power armor when training him because he and his squad had accidentally killed trainers on multiple occassions. He might be a martial arts expert, but then again I don't think Master Chief really needs to be.
#116 to #15 - shadowavion (01/15/2013) [-]
Even though you have obviously aready been proven stupid, and wrong, he is a soldier after all. Every Military branch trains their soldiers to be adept in hand to hand combat.
#245 to #15 - tiriusten (01/16/2013) [-]
At the age of 14, he single-handly took on 4 adults bare handed. He left three of the ODSTs dead and one badly wounded.
#172 to #15 - mechaemperor (01/15/2013) [-]
You were saying?    
reposting 'cause awesome
You were saying?
reposting 'cause awesome
#230 to #15 - kingultra (01/16/2013) [-]
Somebody never played dead or alive 4
User avatar #566 to #15 - skumbaner (01/16/2013) [-]
The Chief can jump 3 meters straight up in the air, what more do you want?
#152 to #15 - theblargypargler ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
He nearly killed three orbital drop shock troopers in a gym. They staged it to look like the ODSTs got all pissed at him and were waiting for an excuse to kick his ass. they thought he would win but not actually beat the guys that hard. He damaged an assortment of organs in all of their bodies with 3 fluid hits.
User avatar #204 to #152 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
he killed all the ODST but one
#549 to #15 - dragonette (01/16/2013) [-]
I agree Tex is a much better choice
User avatar #24 to #15 - nozepicker (01/15/2013) [-]
He did learn to assassinate in Halo 4
#515 to #15 - neosflare (01/16/2013) [-]
he killed a odst in a boxing ring......
User avatar #288 to #17 - skergex (01/16/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: The guy that animated that video got hired at roosterteeth to animate Red vs Blue.
User avatar #367 to #288 - soupdaddy (01/16/2013) [-]
Monty did that? I saw it a long time ago and didn't put the two together. That just gave me a whole new perspective on reality.
#353 to #17 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
He can punch tanks to death.
#563 to #17 - schveer (01/16/2013) [-]
now take on the bird
now take on the bird
#105 to #17 - ohhitheree (01/15/2013) [-]
Fan animation. Doesn't count.
#139 to #17 - tomhefailin (01/15/2013) [-]
oh god i had dubstep playing when i saw this i just came
oh god i had dubstep playing when i saw this i just came
#132 to #17 - lordraine (01/15/2013) [-]
Cool fanfiction. Shame it's not real.

And that they had to nerf the hell out of Samus in that video.
User avatar #99 to #17 - kkkkk (01/15/2013) [-]
What is this from???
User avatar #146 to #99 - killerliquid (01/15/2013) [-]
Master Chief vs Samus Aran

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU

You're welcome.
User avatar #448 to #17 - ducewilliams (01/16/2013) [-]
did you have this gif or did you see me post it yesterday in the comments to that rubber band video, just curious cuz i was about to post it
#348 to #17 - PhuckingPhreak (01/16/2013) [-]
he learned some stuff...
User avatar #247 to #17 - Ryukenblaze (01/16/2013) [-]
mounty oum fanimations while kickass arent exactly canon...
User avatar #216 to #17 - augustusxxiv (01/16/2013) [-]
That looks like a scene from Matrix Reloaded.
User avatar #129 to #17 - axlebacon (01/15/2013) [-]
post link to video please
User avatar #19 to #17 - azraelthemage (01/15/2013) [-]
Haloid had a lot of inconsistencies throughout. Pay closer attention and you'll see stuff that isn't in either franchise.
User avatar #451 to #19 - ducewilliams (01/16/2013) [-]
youll also notice its cool as **** and no one cares
User avatar #455 to #17 - wyrddarcnyzz (01/16/2013) [-]
It always boggles me that that isn't actually the Chief. It's just some chick wearing the green armor. After that, Samus comes, and they duke it out, until the covvies attack again, and they team up and kick three times as much ass. Then they have a dance party and make out with each other (that last bit about the making out was made up.)
User avatar #5 - quitethedelicacy (01/15/2013) [-]
Master Chief with Mjollnir?

Huh?
User avatar #6 to #5 - jokeface (01/15/2013) [-]
I asked the same question when I saw it. Apparently that's the name of his armor.
User avatar #7 to #6 - quitethedelicacy (01/15/2013) [-]
I see. Thank you kind sir.
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User avatar #10 to #5 - megatronsburgers (01/15/2013) [-]
It's what the Master Chief's armor is called.
#12 to #5 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
name of the armor the chief wears.
User avatar #13 to #5 - reican (01/15/2013) [-]
armor type
#14 to #5 - yallusernamestaken ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
It's the type of armor that chief wears.
User avatar #31 to #14 - kakkakrabbypatty (01/15/2013) [-]
The Mk. IV looks pretty badass actually
User avatar #33 to #5 - darthjangopwnz (01/15/2013) [-]
Mjolnir Mk 4 and Mk 5 armor set's
#62 to #5 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
Mjollnir is his armor
#289 to #5 - tastyscoundrel (01/16/2013) [-]
In the hope you have read the first reply, the armor was so refined and precise that basic marine would snap themselves in half when using. Just read the books. They are fantastic.
User avatar #458 to #5 - GhostofAres (01/16/2013) [-]
Read the books. At least the Fall of Reach. Amazing book, explains a ton. And yes, the armor is called Mjolnir.
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#568 to #5 - chunkeyninja (01/16/2013) [-]
the armour SPARTANS wear is called mjolnir power armour
User avatar #9 to #5 - trostell (01/15/2013) [-]
The code-name for the armor worn by Master Chief, and all UNSC Spartans, was the name of Thor's hammer, because, like Thor's hammer, which could only be weilded by those of Asgard, the armor could only be worn by Spartans, due to it's unique sensory interface and sheer weight.
User avatar #69 to #9 - Surtur (01/15/2013) [-]
And the fact that if your where not genetically enhanced and your bones reinforced with carbon fiber the armor would literally break every bone in your body. When the UNSC first made the Mjollnir armor, they tested it with a ODST Trooper . . . it did not end well
#16 to #9 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
That and they have a fetish for norse-related things for their secret projects. The YGGDRASIL heavy walker project, for example.
#136 to #9 - compchomp (01/15/2013) [-]
YFW your comment thumbs are 117....
YFW your comment thumbs are 117....
#45 to #9 - foromil (01/15/2013) [-]
To add onto your point,
If it was worn by a regular human the outcome would be kindof like that one scene in Ironman 2 where the suit of armor made by Hammer Tech totally destroys the test pilot's spine.
Only the Spartan bodies can deal with the stress that the MJOLNIR armor gives in order to provide a boost to their strength.

TL;DR: Spartans are already jacked as all hell, but if you make it so their armor grants inhuman strength, it grants even more BAMF powers.
#385 to #9 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
And the fact that normal humans operating it caused broken bones from moving so fast.
#374 to #9 - willwyn (01/16/2013) [-]
A normal guy once tried to wear it, the armor reacted so quickly he could not control his movements and ricocheted around and snapped his spine.... Poor Bastard
User avatar #408 to #374 - warrenzthehero (01/16/2013) [-]
More than that.

The armor was too sensitive, and his first movement broke his arm. He flinched and reacted with pain, causing another armor-overreaction, and another broken bone or two. The chain reaction cased all these pain-spasms that caused him to literally break himself to death.
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#66 to #9 - fedexman (01/15/2013) [-]
Gravity hammer
#104 to #9 - ctrlaltdeeeez (01/15/2013) [-]
The armor wasn't very heavy for the user...
User avatar #578 to #9 - randomnab (01/16/2013) [-]
Just to add something, it can't be worn by normal humans since it enhances every movement you make. Normal humans don't have as much control over their body and every accidental twitch is turned into a bone breaking spasm by MJOLNIR.
User avatar #565 to #9 - mruserfj (01/16/2013) [-]
And the fact that it pretty much crippled any normal humans that tried to use it. Think of the start of iron man 2 when we see Hammer's attempts at building a suit
User avatar #559 to #9 - rogglando (01/16/2013) [-]
Not to mention that the pressure it puts on a person would kill a normal human, Cause the armor is not just there to protect the spartan, it is also there to enhance the spartans strength, agility and stamina. And only a spartan can handle that kind of pressure.
#553 to #9 - fisty (01/16/2013) [-]
whoa son u got thumb fever people dig halo knowledge I guess
User avatar #484 to #9 - RequieminMortis (01/16/2013) [-]
The biggest reason only SPARTANs could wear MJOLNIR armor was that they had the reaction time necessary to control the armor. There's a scene in one of the novels for the series where a marine simply moves his arm while testing the Mark IV armor, and the armor reacts so quickly that it tears his arm out of it's socket.
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#474 to #9 - TotsOrGTFO (01/16/2013) [-]
Holy ****
#442 to #9 - ascendedwings (01/16/2013) [-]
More Halo trivia!
Did you know that the two moniters that were revealed, 343 Guilty Spark, and 2401 Penitent Tangent, are powers of 7 in correspondence to their respective Halos?
7^4 (Alpha Halo, aka Instillation 04) = 343
7^5 (Delta Hallo, aka Instillation 05) = 2401

Bungie really loves the number 7.
User avatar #541 to #442 - DoggyBouncer (01/16/2013) [-]
They have created 7 Halo games.

Halo 4 being the 8th but that was made by 343 so it doesn't count
#464 to #442 - supahsayin (01/16/2013) [-]
It's their favorite number.
User avatar #414 to #9 - CTscan (01/16/2013) [-]
i'd love to say this is true, and most of it is, but no one from Asgard can wield mjolnir but thor. for only he had the strength to wield it. however the rest is true
User avatar #412 to #9 - angreif (01/16/2013) [-]
In fact, at one point in one of the books they tested it on a normal marine. It broke every single bone in his body and he died of internal bleeding.
User avatar #417 to #412 - nightmaren (01/16/2013) [-]
I think it went something like, he tried to move his arm, but the sensitivity or something caused that arm to shatter, and then some other bones shattered, and he started convulsing from the pain, and since he lost control of his movement, and started flailing around, and since every movement ****** him up, every bone in his body shattered, all because of his pain convulsions.
#357 to #9 - activecouchpotato (01/16/2013) [-]
what he said.
User avatar #339 to #9 - awesomenessdefined (01/16/2013) [-]
And Beta Ray Bill
User avatar #336 to #9 - mydogizmexican (01/16/2013) [-]
During training a normal marine tried to move his arm Mjolnir and broke his arm. Read it in a book..
User avatar #418 to #336 - nightmaren (01/16/2013) [-]
He did a bit more than break his arm.
User avatar #330 to #9 - smokekusheveryday (01/16/2013) [-]
Also because the force of the suit snapped a normal marines arm in half the spartans are augmented to handle **** better
#287 to #9 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
Genuinely impressed by the knowledge you bestowed upon me. Please, take this thumb.
#253 to #9 - mikeW (01/16/2013) [-]
Thank you. I have never understood that until now. I am not worthy, Chief...
#236 to #9 - John Cena (01/16/2013) [-]
not weight. it was due to the increased reflex time. the spartans' modified bone structures could withstand the shock if they accidentally hit something (like chief does when he first puts on the armor and salutes, which bruised his hand instead of shattering the bones there.)
User avatar #201 to #9 - lithiam (01/16/2013) [-]
don't forget the Gungnir helmet...has one eye as a reference to Odin and Gungnir is also the name of Odin's spear
#154 to #9 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
That and, the strength enhancers are dialed up so high that without the SPARTAN's carbon fibre bones, the pilot's arms would literaly pulverise whenever they moved them.
#108 to #9 - John Cena (01/15/2013) [-]
no mjollnir existed in 4 varients before it was used by spartins
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User avatar #55 to #9 - anorexikchimp (01/15/2013) [-]
And the fact spartans are 7ft tall.
User avatar #107 to #55 - swifterly (01/15/2013) [-]
I thought 9
User avatar #28 to #9 - Shramin (01/15/2013) [-]
Tis also why they cannot swim, though they should be fine to walk underwater?
User avatar #264 to #28 - xxdarknightxx (01/16/2013) [-]
yes, and after halo 1, they drown. and water becomes highly effective in destroying both spartans, and vehicles.
#486 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
>Graduated on the top of his class in the navy seal
>Involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaida
>Over 300 confirmed kills
>Trained in gorilla warfare
>Top sniper in the entire us forces
User avatar #506 to #486 - rockamekishiko (01/16/2013) [-]
gorilla warfare? i don't think gorillas are a big threat.
User avatar #542 to #506 - snowshark (01/16/2013) [-]
I dunno... I hear they go for the Jimmies...
#71 - graydiggy (01/15/2013) [-]
I love Halo!!! He kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything!!
User avatar #567 to #71 - mruserfj (01/16/2013) [-]
doesn't afraid of anything indeed?
User avatar #90 to #71 - herrdouchebag (01/15/2013) [-]
eh*
#4 - paintplayer (01/15/2013) [-]
Now that's using your noggin
#274 to #4 - jsrf (01/16/2013) [-]
for some reason when i rea dthis the first time all i heard was "Now that's usinh your ****** "

wird...
#498 - dreamthrow (01/16/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm a gigantic Halo fan, but MC doesn't have top notch martial arts skills; he's just insanely strong so all he needs to do is punch.
#602 to #498 - Vanquix (01/19/2013) [-]
Not top notch, but he actually IS a military trained fighter, and one of the best, so he could still kick black widow's butt even without the armor
#536 to #498 - kitachiz (01/16/2013) [-]
well, he is pretty decent though
well, he is pretty decent though
#359 - StormEagle (01/16/2013) [-]
but can master chief assemble fresh moves?
but can master chief assemble fresh moves?
#380 to #359 - xjiicx (01/16/2013) [-]
IDK...
IDK...
#381 to #380 - xjiicx (01/16/2013) [-]
You
You
#382 to #381 - xjiicx (01/16/2013) [-]
tell
tell
#383 to #382 - xjiicx (01/16/2013) [-]
me.
me.
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