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Clever Title. My sides moved on there own. TEAM DPE E EMPLOYEE WARNING RECORD l: assistant manager DATE: Nature of Incident: Performance Type of warning: Termin

My sides moved on there own

TEAM DPE E
EMPLOYEE WARNING
RECORD
l: assistant manager DATE:
Nature of Incident: Performance Type of warning: Termination
Policy Violation warning Final Action Hen
my Warning -
Details of 1' ,
Came to work intoxicated on unknown substance possibly at hallucinogenic
nature. Helena to customers as "bovine and porcine". After a customer
complained he told her to " go straddle s narwhale you chlorinated gene pool"
Was removed from customer service tn plaza cutting area when he wrote
messages to customers concerning the nature of "pi". He became frustrated
when he could only recite "pi" to the aat' t digit. When told to go home he
smeared lava can mix over his lace and yelled " I' m Flick James, hitch":
was not rostered on for any shift today.
Action to be taken:
Termination
Failure to correct problem will result in: MA
Followups date ( ) 91/ A
Previous warnings:
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Submitted: 01/15/2013
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User avatar #5 - equinoxxa (01/15/2013) [-]
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
User avatar #4 - quitethedelicacy (01/15/2013) [-]
I would go to a Dominos just to see this guy. It would make eating a lot more enjoyable.
#3 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
working there is the absolute worst, this made me happy! plus whenever your about to leave/ quit dominos, you always just have to go out with a Bang!
#9 - TreesyDoesIt (01/16/2013) [-]
"go straddle a narwhale"
#8 - joshfletcher (01/16/2013) [-]
I don't even know what I just read right there; but I ******* enjoyed that **** .
User avatar #7 - juiceboxninja (01/16/2013) [-]
It's really impressive he was able to remember pi to the 46th digit if he were that intoxicated.
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