Fuck you subway. On my Facebook page. um- Telstra 'tract' 5: 18 PM 54% If Ill. who the fuck measures a footlong in fucking millimeters????
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#1 - garuda (01/15/2013) [+] (35 replies)
who the fuck measures a footlong in fucking millimeters????
#3 to #1 - fearlessdeeds (01/15/2013) [-]
Everyone except Americans
Everyone except Americans
#18 - oldenglishassassin (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Subway actually trademarked the word "footlong". Because it's technically a name and not a measurement the sandwhich can be as long as they want it.
Foot long ( two words) a measurement of 12 inches
Footlong (one word) a bullshit marketing scheme
#59 - phanact (01/16/2013) [-]
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#60 - unconvinced (01/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I fucking hate Subway. And all the shits that come to them, I've been employed for over two years now.

>be working at subway
>new coupons come in mail
>ohfucklunchrush
>people flood the store in seconds
>first comes up, a black man and his family
>orders 3 assorted footlongs
>get to the end, he hands me 3 coupons
>"Sorry sir we limit one coupon per order" (since it's physically impossible to apply more than one coupon code on the register)
>Nigga flips the fuck out
>Calls everyone working a bitch, motherfucking cunt, etc and raises hell in front of his kids and everyone else in line
>Pays for his sandwiches and goes to the dining room and throws it everywhere
>MFW stuff like that happens on daily basis
#48 - rambearclaw (01/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I want to stand out front of a Subway and wait for some fine-ass lady to go to walk in then say "Hey baby, you want a real 5 dollar footlong?".
I want to stand out front of a Subway and wait for some fine-ass lady to go to walk in then say "Hey baby, you want a real 5 dollar footlong?".
User avatar #30 - spoonsnatcher (01/15/2013) [-]
It's Michelle Obama's new diet plan.
User avatar #70 - BioLex (01/16/2013) [-]
FIVE
FIVE DOLLAR
Five dollar really-close to a foot long!
User avatar #23 - pictureperfectt (01/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Your dick is 16in. from a foot...

And a foot's only 12in. ....
#86 - arigsxc (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
44mm not much you say?? well if we take the length short (44mm) and multiply it by the avg number of people eating footlongs everyday just in the US.. thats 5million subs.. multiply 44mm by 5mil thats 220mil mm. convert that to feet and you find that subway is saving 721785 feet.. multiply by the avg cost of the foot long sub 5$ they are making 3.608 million $ off us each day fuck you subway and your 44mm large buisness stealing commi tactics
User avatar #67 - charolastra (01/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Facebook user: Your footlong is 42mm shy of a foot
Subway: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#98 - meebert (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
subway employee, the size of the bread depends on how much it's allowed to rise before it's put in te oven, much more important is how well the bread is baked, and how well it's kept from drying out. I work at one of the few subways where customers compliment us because we're not selfish about veggie toppings, just as important meat quantity is not dependent on the size of the bread.
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User avatar #93 to #72 - snakefire (01/16/2013) [-]
What are you even saying?
#133 - gmarrox (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One time I went to Subway with a friend and while we entered the door i was saying how i dig blonde girls. Then when I went to have my sandwich made, this large 45+ year old blonde woman stared me straight in the soul and smiled with all 3 teeth of hers while drawing a heart with mayonnaise.
#103 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Meh, i prefer Jimmy Johns over Subway
#74 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
>be working at Quiznos
>subway literally six doors down the plaza
>our large is 11 inches
>you don't know how many people come in and ask for a footlong
>this is not subway -
User avatar #68 - vanoreo (01/16/2013) [-]
>Comparing metric to US customary

You don't deserve the extra 42mm
User avatar #121 - amelianias ONLINE (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now... we riot.
#100 - goobdol (01/16/2013) [-]
Anybody go through that phase where they try to compare their dick size to their sandwich, or is that just me?
#76 - decahercules (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You eyed Fluttershy's tight pussy and curvy flank, drooling with pleasure, face flushed with arousal. With your cock throbbing like no other, you immediately place your hands and grab Fluttershy's hind legs and without hesitation or care, you ram your raging boner into her nice, delicate vagina. She lets out a small welp as you started going in and out slowly, but picked up the pace and starting ramming her with all your strength. Her sweet, tender pussy lips felt so good on your hard dick that it made her insides feel all the more satisfying. You love every second of it. Her velvety inner walls felt like heaven and you let out a few small moans to signify the immense pleasure you were receiving off of the hotness that was Fluttershy. You then suddenly pulled out, your hard cock still excited after the nice thrashing it gave to the yellow pegasus. Flipping Fluttershy on her back and without hesitation or care, you plunged deep inside her again, Fluttershy's whelps and moans never ceasing. Your cock shoved into her hard, you felt your climax approaching as you braced for the real pleasure. After a few minutes of continuous ramming and pounding her velvety vagina, you finally let it all out as you ejaculated hot seed deep inside her, filling her up with each blast of semen you could let out, all with Fluttershy letting out a loving moan from the hot session just enacted.
#31 - ishalltroll (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thats not cheese oregano!
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