Fuck you subway. On my Facebook page. um- Telstra 'tract' 5: 18 PM 54% If Ill. who the measures a footlong in millimeters???? subway fuck You
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#1 - garuda
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who the **** measures a footlong in ******* millimeters????
User avatar #12 to #1 - stafeezy
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right? i usually use feet
#64 to #1 - expert
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Metric system bro
Metric system bro
#2 to #1 - anon id: a4730755
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******* straya
User avatar #4 to #1 - mysteriouswaiz
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it could just be what people are used to? my dad measures things in millimeters and he's a carpenter, i do my measurements in centimeters just because that's the way i was taught in school even though i know the conversion which is pretty straight forward
User avatar #10 to #1 - Albudda
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Would it make a difference if you looked at those 42mm as 4,2cm?
User avatar #65 to #10 - athojew
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0.0042 kilometres of a sub.
User avatar #11 to #1 - defeats
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4.2cm is a big mouthful that you're losing...
#22 to #1 - anon id: 41928d44
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Who the **** mixes metric with imperial.
I'm having a ******* heart attack here because of this.
It's either metric or go back to school and get taught properly.
User avatar #9 to #1 - bigfriendlyginger
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millimeters is more precise.
User avatar #8 to #1 - Shramin
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Carpenters, Plumbers, electricians and other similar skilled workmen.
#5 to #1 - milvus
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because it is easier to mesure small things accuratly in millimeters. **** YOUR EMPIRICAL SYSTEM. SERIOUSLY WHO THE **** MESURES IN FRACTIONS. IT IS ******* NIGHTMARE BEING USED TO THE METRIC SYSTEM AND THEN WORKING AT A JOB WERE ALL THE NUTS AND BOLT ARE EMPIRICAL.
User avatar #20 to #5 - happypancake
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Yeah, I find it so weird when I hear Americans talk about measurements, and they say something like 5/8ths of an inch. Sure, measure things in 8ths of inches, that's not complex at all
#3 to #1 - fearlessdeeds
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Everyone except Americans
Everyone except Americans
#17 to #3 - swooz
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its a footlong so you measure it in inches
User avatar #21 to #17 - happypancake
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The only way people seem to be able to express something smaller than an inch is ****** up fractions like 5/8ths of an inch and that's just a huge ******** for someone who likes a simple decimal system
#29 to #21 - swooz
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yea i know what you mean
User avatar #75 to #21 - mookiez
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I'm used to the fractions. I have done a lot of construction so I can get it down to 1/16 of an inch. But I should learn decimals. Everyone says it is easier.
#36 to #17 - fearlessdeeds
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I think the joke flew over your head...   
   
I'm implying that the person measuring the sub isn't American
I think the joke flew over your head...

I'm implying that the person measuring the sub isn't American
User avatar #13 to #3 - Ivandrago
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The foot is an imperial measurement, so it makes no sense to use metric.
#91 to #3 - sninjaman
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User avatar #84 to #3 - telekinetic
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but its alredy supposed to be measured in feet
User avatar #56 to #3 - Ryukenblaze
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then they wouldnt call it a foot long theyd call it a 30.48 cmlong
#44 to #3 - nipplelover
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
I work in a Subway in Scotland and have to deal with a lot of Spics and such, when I ask them if they want a 6-inch or a footlong and they pause with a confused look on their face, I simply rephrase and say "Would you like 30cm or 15 cm?".
#107 to #3 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2721987 at MLP Friendly Board ** ha
#102 to #3 - spartanonefivesix
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well played, well played indeed.
well played, well played indeed.
#89 to #3 - Yesitsme
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#62 to #3 - gliese
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or cm's
#42 to #3 - godtherapist
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#137 to #3 - anon id: a407ad15
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Then why call it a foot long?
User avatar #78 to #3 - tsalmark
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Hey, don't be so mean. Two other countries don't use metric: Liberia and Myanmar!.

The US is in good company.
#79 to #78 - fearlessdeeds
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Fair enough.   
   
Have a thumb.
Fair enough.

Have a thumb.
User avatar #58 to #3 - pawnman
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but isn't it easier to count in inches?
#43 to #3 - anon id: 4502fa2b
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
I work in a Subway in Scotland and have to deal with a lot of Spics and such, when I ask them if they want a 6-inch or a footlong and they pause with a confused look on their face, I simply rephrase and say "Would you like 30cm or 15 cm?".
#14 to #3 - anon id: 34a84037
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Or in ******* centimeters, not millimeters...
User avatar #37 to #14 - noket
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in design, we use mm as unit often because it works better with calculation and software.. and also because the comma is ****** annoying when you're handling measurements.. i think
#18 - oldenglishassassin
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Subway actually trademarked the word "footlong". Because it's technically a name and not a measurement the sandwhich can be as long as they want it.
Foot long ( two words) a measurement of 12 inches
Footlong (one word) a ******** marketing scheme
#49 to #18 - anon id: 09083bb0
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So the 6 inch is?... What they like!

Thats why when i get a big mac its small!
User avatar #35 to #18 - ShaunG
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>******** marketing scheme

It worked, didn't it?
#87 to #18 - giggitygil
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An expert you say?
User avatar #52 to #18 - ferrettamer
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I never ask for a foot long though, I ask for a 12 inch. It also says it is 12 inches on the menu
#59 - phanact
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#60 - unconvinced
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I ******* hate Subway. And all the ***** that come to them, I've been employed for over two years now.

>be working at subway
>new coupons come in mail
>***************
>people flood the store in seconds
>first comes up, a black man and his family
>orders 3 assorted footlongs
>get to the end, he hands me 3 coupons
>"Sorry sir we limit one coupon per order" (since it's physically impossible to apply more than one coupon code on the register)
>***** flips the **** out
>Calls everyone working a bitch, ************* cunt, etc and raises hell in front of his kids and everyone else in line
>Pays for his sandwiches and goes to the dining room and throws it everywhere
>MFW stuff like that happens on daily basis
User avatar #71 to #60 - mcfunkdaddy
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why not order the three separately...

You are a ****** employee.
User avatar #77 to #71 - toosexyforyou
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Why would his manager let him do that?
User avatar #149 to #77 - mcfunkdaddy
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so ape ****** doesnt start throwing chairs around the place
User avatar #81 to #71 - chezburgadominator
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1.They would lose more money
2.I believe to order seperately would mean certain coupons he's using would be invalid.
User avatar #110 to #71 - dafuqman
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Don't be a cunt.
User avatar #122 to #60 - wyrddarcnyzz
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I just hate customers in general. Thank god I'm leaving Walgreens soon. I like giving good customer service, but customers are self-entitled pricks sometimes, who just cannot be pleased.
User avatar #97 to #60 - i got bnned
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I KNOW MAN!! Everybody that comes to subway is sooooo cheeeeaaaaap! They always want more!!
#108 to #60 - anon id: f3baec85
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Don't hate subway, hate the dumbass *******.
#118 to #60 - anon id: 588c7a8a
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Maybe next time just run the order as three seperate transactions and just avoid this problem good sir ... stay in school
User avatar #66 to #60 - morbidbreath
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this aint no jungle *****!
#48 - rambearclaw
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I want to stand out front of a Subway and wait for some fine-ass lady to go to walk in then say "Hey baby, you want a real 5 dollar footlong?".
I want to stand out front of a Subway and wait for some fine-ass lady to go to walk in then say "Hey baby, you want a real 5 dollar footlong?".
User avatar #82 to #48 - popkornking
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That's pathetic, enjoy your multi-fractured ego after that stunt
#83 to #82 - rambearclaw
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I never said it would work, I just think it would be funny. Thanks for your input anyway.
#69 to #48 - anon id: 0fcb6bed
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How original
#54 to #48 - drdisrespect
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you go do that and tell us how it works out
User avatar #55 to #54 - rambearclaw
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Maybe if I can still see after the mace.
User avatar #30 - spoonsnatcher
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It's Michelle Obama's new diet plan.
User avatar #70 - BioLex
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FIVE
FIVE DOLLAR
Five dollar really-close to a foot long!
User avatar #23 - pictureperfectt
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Your dick is 16in. from a foot...

And a foot's only 12in. ....
#34 to #23 - kingpongthedon
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28 in? I am one-sixteenth elephant on my mothers side.
User avatar #38 to #23 - noket
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why are people su upset? it's a vagina so weird?
#51 to #23 - misshewitt
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A.k.a. vagina.
User avatar #101 to #23 - bulbakip
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looks like a Panda Express penis.
#46 to #23 - treeboar
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Soooo, 28 inches then?
#24 to #23 - oldenglishassassin
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I see what you did there, and I wish I could unsee it.
#25 to #24 - pictureperfectt
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Okay...*sniff*,
FINE, I'm gonna go have a party with all of my REAL friends...
With ice-cream...*sniff* and cake...
#26 to #25 - oldenglishassassin
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Well I will build my own party, with Blackjack...and hookers.
#86 - arigsxc
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44mm not much you say?? well if we take the length short (44mm) and multiply it by the avg number of people eating footlongs everyday just in the US.. thats 5million subs.. multiply 44mm by 5mil thats 220mil mm. convert that to feet and you find that subway is saving 721785 feet.. multiply by the avg cost of the foot long sub 5$ they are making 3.608 million $ off us each day **** you subway and your 44mm large buisness stealing commi tactics
#90 to #86 - traelos
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But if you're going to consider every person eating a footlong you have to include the people who get ones that are 44 mm too long, and everything in between. When you average them out I imagine they turn up somewhere in the general area of a perfect foot.
User avatar #67 - charolastra
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Facebook user: Your footlong is 42mm shy of a foot
Subway: What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#92 to #67 - anon id: 4405b8f5
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its guerilla warfare not gorilla sry
#115 to #67 - XAaronUX
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LOL i love this comment
#119 to #67 - anon id: c95a8d4a
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I've seen that before, but the ******** meter goes off the charts when it says gorilla warfare, because it's _ guerrilla_ warfare, then I silently chuckle to myself because I imagine him throwing literal **** (and killing 300 people) while in a mission.
#141 to #67 - anon id: 642da697
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Love this one, always start laughing at gorilla warfare.