Game Logic compilation. Game Logic... POKEMON LOGIC is an dragon t, koit. ill melon trique mimir" "iii" ii' " iii, iloilo' SUSHI dlot) CAN' T SWIM . AND DIE ht  game logic compilation
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Game Logic compilation

POKEMON
LOGIC
is an dragon
t, koit. ill melon
trique mimir" "iii" ii' " iii,
iloilo' SUSHI dlot)
CAN' T SWIM .
AND DIE ht
can sei/ ill: gods
Can' t break‘;
wooden door;
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#40 - mylazy (01/15/2013) [-]
#58 to #40 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
**** , you beat me to it
#3 - zophir (01/15/2013) [-]
The Master Chief one is perfectly logical.

He weighs 1000lbs in his armor. And it has electronics and **** .


Water sounds like a bad idea. A reeeeeally bad idea.
#46 to #3 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
Also compare it to something simpler, a phone case, they have phone cases you can drop from high in the atmosphere and the phone be fine, but the phone case has only enough water resistance to survive a light rain.
Also he has flaps and **** on his armor they don't exactly show, and the new one at least has jets.
#93 to #3 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
It's ultra high-tech machinery and not a soul thought to make it water proof?
#94 to #3 - spacelubber (01/16/2013) [-]
But if it's so advanced, how come they can't think of a way to make an already air-sealed suit capable of dealing with water?
User avatar #139 to #94 - wyrddarcnyzz (01/16/2013) [-]
Shield emitters are external, and I assume they would short out on prolonged contact with water. The suit IS watertight, though.
#99 to #3 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
sorry to be that anon but its what his armor is made of not his weight

in which he will still sink to the bottom of water faster than a rocket, i forget what its made out of but its definatly got water density over 1.0
User avatar #132 to #99 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
it's titanium.
User avatar #108 to #3 - wulphshadowtail (01/16/2013) [-]
Also, in Halo: Combat Evolved he could walk under water for an infinite amount of time without dyeing.
User avatar #115 to #3 - epicalania (01/16/2013) [-]
while they could use compressed helium as an emergency dont-sink device (the suit would way to much to make floating easy, but its possible to counteract weight, the servo-motors in the suit would boost his swimming power to above that of an Olympic grade athlete and they could waterproof the suit, also the suit allows him to stay alive in space when he needs to so that means it has an oxygen supply, therefore even if he couldn't float he could just walk around at the bottom of the ocean until his air ran out and thanks to the wonders of compression and purification he could have hours and hours worth of oxygen supply even with him breathing heavily (this estimate is not realistic to current technology but halo is set in the future with more advanced transport and weaponry, obviously they would have improved life support systems)
User avatar #16 to #3 - funnyjunktitan ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
but why can he fall from space and live but if i walk him off the side of a 7 or 8 story building he dies
User avatar #135 to #16 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
...you shouldn't be walking him off the side of a 7 or 8 story building in the first place...
#77 to #16 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
his armor locks
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#157 to #3 - anon (01/16/2013) [-]
Well... He can walk on the bottom! At least a few plases in halo 1...
User avatar #8 to #3 - celestiasbeard (01/15/2013) [-]
You would think they would be insulated and have a buoyancy devices like how most scuba gear has
#9 to #3 - anon (01/15/2013) [-]
Its half a ton. (assuming metric) Also he has about 1hr30mins of vacuum in his suit. He could just walk out of the water.
User avatar #31 to #3 - viscerys (01/15/2013) [-]
Don't tell the covenant. They could use waterguns.
User avatar #13 to #3 - Theyneverknow (01/15/2013) [-]
Except
He doesn't die in water
It's a massive mix up due to people making assumptions..Like the end of inception (The fact everyone things the spinning top is his totem when it's his ring, meaning it's not a dream, because he isn't wearing it.)
Master Chief dies if he crosses map boundaries. There are always boundaries near huge areas of water, so you can't walk into the ocean forever. However if there are none, you can walk around underwater all you please. (See, Sierra 117, and any underwater forge map
#37 to #13 - alexlife (01/15/2013) [-]
You just blew my mind with that inception thing! :I

Seriously, I'm mindblown! :I
User avatar #39 to #3 - pillowmeister (01/15/2013) [-]
Humans are 70% water
Armor kills the user when enters in water
Master chief is 70% dead
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User avatar #136 to #3 - hydraetis (01/16/2013) [-]
I thought he was 4-5 tons not 1?
#4 to #3 - thebballin (01/15/2013) [-]
That and he's never learned... too much training and **** since he was 7 years old.
User avatar #7 to #4 - jabsgreywarden (01/15/2013) [-]
i bet he was training in water and junk, even though it was never mentioned in any of the books. ever.
#11 to #4 - moviebuff (01/15/2013) [-]
But he was trained for space travel, they train astronauts in pools to prepare them for antigravity so I'm assuming this wouldn't be much different.
But he was trained for space travel, they train astronauts in pools to prepare them for antigravity so I'm assuming this wouldn't be much different.
#42 - vladhellsing (01/16/2013) [-]
Ties to prove he's innocent of murder...

...by murdering everyone else in Dunwall.
#112 to #42 - CookinMamaTyler (01/16/2013) [-]
Nope, I got the Clean Hands achievement, I ain't killin no bitches.
Nope, I got the Clean Hands achievement, I ain't killin no bitches.
User avatar #66 to #42 - awesomestpossum (01/16/2013) [-]
i found that game very disappointing... it was a great premise, just done very badly
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User avatar #84 to #75 - DJstar (01/16/2013) [-]
actually, i read somewhere that the reason gyarados isn't a dragon is because a wate/dragon would be too haxxed. also it isn't hard to get a gyarados. and usually raising dragon types and leveling them is usually difficult.


i believe the same thing is for charmander.
User avatar #100 to #84 - ikinkajou (01/16/2013) [-]
No.

The reason Magikarp evolves into a dragonic thing, is because of an old fable, that when a fish rises up a waterfall, it turns into a dragon.

The Magikarp -> Gyarados evo line demonstrates it.

Also, yeah, I guess you are right Water/Dragon is pretty haxxed, with only one weakness, and a slew of resistances.

Charmander, I don't know the reasoning, exactly, but I'm fairly certain it had something to do with the fact that Dragons are supposed to be late game killers (Dragonite). If they give you a dragon type at the start, that would be so stupid, not to mention it would make you neutral to water types, reducing all challenge early in the game.
User avatar #105 to #100 - DJstar (01/16/2013) [-]
i never said why magikarp didn evolve into gyarados! we all not stupid and that's been around for a long time.

im just stating why gyarados isn't a dragon type!!!
User avatar #147 to #105 - greenpyro (01/16/2013) [-]
Actually yea you're right. Gyrados was originally going to be dragon/water, but then the designers noticed how difficult it would be to fight it and how easy it was to obtain. So they changed it to water/flying. Didn't stop them from making kingdra though
User avatar #162 to #147 - DJstar (01/17/2013) [-]
well becuse i belive you need a special item for kindra. aaaaand its base stats arent the best...
User avatar #10 - kakkakrabbypatty (01/15/2013) [-]
Master chief weighs 2.5 tonnes.
User avatar #160 to #10 - bamaman (01/16/2013) [-]
you're a smart cookie

#6 - voltic (01/15/2013) [-]
Master chief can go in water though...
Master chief can go in water though...
User avatar #159 to #6 - bamaman (01/16/2013) [-]
too far and INSTA-DROWN
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User avatar #21 to #19 - albeit (01/15/2013) [-]
I would like to see you do laps in a suit of armor that ways a few tons
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User avatar #24 to #23 - albeit (01/15/2013) [-]
Yes, saying my exact statement is an excellent comeback. Good job.
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User avatar #28 to #26 - albeit (01/15/2013) [-]
The point is that Chief, in his armor, cannot swim. He would simply be too heavy, and would only sink. You are making a point that walking through water does not equal swimming, when swimming is impossible.
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User avatar #32 to #29 - albeit (01/15/2013) [-]
The point of Chief's part of the post was likely that he died when he went in water, otherwise it simply makes no sense that one would expect him to be able to swim. Voltic, and I agree with him on this, probably thought that the post meant the dying part, so his point was that this doesnt always happen. He is correct in this seeing as how, as other's have pointed out, he only dies in water when it is a boundary of the map, otherwise the player can frolic around to his hearts desire, but can only do as much as a reasonable person would expect a man in giant metal armor to be able to do in water.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - albeit (01/15/2013) [-]
Its never happened to me, but I remember in Halo 1/anniversary driving and running around under water on one level. Maybe Noble 6 is just more of a pussy than Cheif
User avatar #14 to #6 - Theyneverknow (01/15/2013) [-]
THANK YOU.

Master Chief dies if he crosses map boundaries. There are always boundaries near huge areas of water, so you can't walk into the ocean forever. However if there are none, you can walk around underwater all you please. (See, Sierra 117, and any underwater forge map)
User avatar #92 - thesovereigngrave (01/16/2013) [-]
Don't kill me for this if I'm wrong, but maybe Master Chief can't swim because he and his suit are just too heavy to float?
User avatar #95 to #92 - thunderkrux (01/16/2013) [-]
But his suit has it's own life support so drowning shouldn't be an issue
User avatar #101 to #95 - idontknowwhattouse (01/16/2013) [-]
that can only last so long
User avatar #131 to #101 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
90 minutes, if i'm not mistaken.
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User avatar #120 to #116 - derkio (01/16/2013) [-]
So you'd rather watch his life support go out over a few hours?
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User avatar #119 to #117 - flyingfrogslash (01/16/2013) [-]
Actually, in Halo 3, in the beginning part you can actually go underwater and sneak up on some grunts by walking along the bottom of the river.
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User avatar #52 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
well, the chiefs suit does weigh half a ton
User avatar #137 to #52 - hydraetis (01/16/2013) [-]
his suit is A LOT more than half a ton
User avatar #138 to #137 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
"In its final phase the MJOLNIR battlesuit weighs half a ton, or 1000 Lbs and when in use, is a fully neural-linked system. With an on board A.I using the human mind for parallel processing, the SPARTAN-II/MJOLNIR combination is designed to be the most devastating intelligence tool ever created."

halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor
User avatar #143 to #138 - hydraetis (01/16/2013) [-]
My bad
User avatar #142 to #138 - hydraetis (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh well somewhere else I heard it was 4-5 tons :(
User avatar #144 to #142 - noobofdoom (01/16/2013) [-]
its all good
User avatar #25 - srskate (01/15/2013) [-]
You ******* need to play halo CE. You could "swim" in the ******* warthog.
User avatar #41 to #25 - gildemoono (01/15/2013) [-]
Ahhh. the silent cartographer... back when shooters werent entirely linear....
User avatar #48 to #41 - evilanakie (01/16/2013) [-]
when i first played it i just went in circles no knowing what the **** to do
i was 7
User avatar #2 - infinityoverzero (01/15/2013) [-]
well the MC one is kind of legit, considering his armor is quite heavy, and he isn't really around water much
User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
There should be more Fire-Fighting starter evolutions



said no one ever.
#150 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
Mark VI Mjolnir armor isn't equipped for aquatic combat. The suit lacks a built in self propulsion unit and extended life support that aquatic armor permutations have. Master Chief's life support lasts 90 minutes and without a propulsion unit, he can't get out once he's fallen in. Him dying instantly is Bungie's way of sparing you an hour and a half of watching him die.
#126 - gazajunk (01/16/2013) [-]
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at where ** MOAR!
#123 - dopplerpillow (01/16/2013) [-]
John Marston confesses the fact that he cannot swim while floating down a river on a barge with Irish, if I remember correctly.
#72 - WitchKingTroll (01/16/2013) [-]
I'd say being able to walk across the ocean floor as fast and as light as you would on land is pretty badass to me.
User avatar #141 to #72 - desiduratum (01/16/2013) [-]
halo 2 FTW :D
#83 - JHDog (01/16/2013) [-]
if you think about it the max payne one does make sense, even though there's a gaping hole in the wall doesn't mean it'll unlock the door.
User avatar #80 - godhatesusall (01/16/2013) [-]
In Fallout New Vegas I always thought it was funny that the game starts with you recovering from a bullet wound in the head, but later on you will get shot in the head with weapons much more powerful than a 9mm pistol, and be just fine.
In before "it's just part of the game, golly, ya douche"
User avatar #153 to #80 - slatersniper (01/16/2013) [-]
Well, I mean...

It is part of the game..
golly....
ya douche.
#68 - drdisrespect (01/16/2013) [-]
ahh yes, logic, the sweet nectar so rarely found
#73 to #68 - tittle (01/16/2013) [-]
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mfw games aren't realistic
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User avatar #59 - MurphyUK (01/16/2013) [-]
I like how everyone is making the same point about MC suit.
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